Teenager in the 1980s me meets today me
Teen: "Like, I dunno, you seem kinda gay."
Me: "Meh, lowkey queer."
Teen: "Yeah, as if!"
Me: "No cap."
Teen: "WhatEVER, grody."
Me: "Fuck around and find out"
Teen: "Like, I am so sure."
Me: "Same, fam."
Teen: "Groovy!"
Me: "Very groovy!"
