Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Me: Alright, time to get some good revising in! *Opens manuscript draft* My brain: What are marshmallows made from? 000
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 24/04/2025It's a good time to be a 1990s horror fan -- Anaconda, I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Faculty, and Final Destination are all getting reboots & remakes. But when will the cowards in Hollywood bring back CUBE? 000
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Unexpected #writing prompt 10: A terminally online hate-farmer becomes the victim of a smear campaign, only to realize the best way to save their personal brand is to jump on the bandwagon and tear apart their own reputation. 000
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 22/03/2025185 queries. 7 years. 4 books. 1 offer of representation. #amquerying authors: keep going. 150
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 05/03/2025It's interesting that the best writing ideas tend to come during active, but relaxed activities -- a long run, a dog walk, a low-key play session with the kiddo. I wonder why that is? Perhaps there's something about the mixture of endorphins and cognitive freedom that stimulates ideas? 000
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Unexpected #writing prompt #9: After taking a wrong turn during a trail race, a high school cross country runner stumbles upon a dead body, setting off a homicide investigation that will test the idyllic solidarity of his small-town community. 120
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Yay, #science! www.nature.com/articles/d41...nature.comRare genetic disorder treated in womb for the first timeThe child, who is now almost three years old, shows no signs of the often fatal motor neuron disease. 000
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Unexpected #writing prompt #7: After losing a bet, a dietician makes an online video spoofing popular supplement influencers, only to gain a following for their video about eating 'all natural' feces to lose weight. Now, they must decide -- profit or integrity? 000
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Unexpected #writing prompt #6: A person born within an informercial is sucked into the real world and must learn why everyone is so coordinated and able to accomplish simple tasks. (Haha, I might actually give this one a go as a short story). 010
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Unexpected #writing prompt #5: An extra on a horror movie set accidentally pisses off the film's star actor, leading to a real-life game of cat-and-mouse. 020
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Received a 297-day manuscript rejection the other day (only 60 days off my personal record!), and it made me think, "Wow, how simple the world must have felt 297 days ago." Time dilates while your query idles in inboxes, but it never stops. #amquerying 010
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Unexpected #writing prompt #4: An elderly man who simply wants to water his plants battles with a territorial red wing blackbird for control of his backyard, leading him down an obsessive road of avian retribution. 020
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Nothing takes the mind off -5°F wind chills and an even more depressing news cycle like cozying up with my work-in-progress sci-fi novel. My protagonist just reached his mech-piloting academy and I'm channeling all my societal angst into him. #WIP #amwriting 010
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Unexpected #writing prompt #3: An argument over whether to buy smooth or crunchy peanut butter devolves into a feud that destroys two roommates' lives. 011
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Unexpected #writing prompt #2: A rivalry between two washing machine jingle composers boils over into an outright feud. 010
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Unexpected #writing prompt #1: Describe the childhood trauma that would lead someone to select comic sans as the default font in their professional email. #amwriting 000
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Why is it that the best scenes are always thought up while walking the dog? Something about the regular cadence of movement, but without the intensity of cardio? Regardless, the NaNoWriMo grind continues. #WIP #writing 000
Joe Kochmanski @jjkochmanski.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Well, I suppose a silver lining of the last week is the flood of dystopian SF writing ideas, some of which I can even build into my WIP. #writingtherapy #amwriting 030