jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Do you think Smithers and Lisa’s band teacher ever plowed??? 120
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 06/01/2026The internet will NEVER be able to make me hate Golden Gwenny Paltrow. 010
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I’m not one for hot takes, but all human adults should know their myer Briggs personality type. 120
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Being around clever queers is very fun and very tiring! So many quips, obscure quotes, and trauma! 020
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I just grabbed another grown adult man’s water bottle that looks just like mine and took a few sips from it before I realized. He was very cool about it but I’d still like suggestions on which method I should use to KMS. 110
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Oh shit I hope no one wanted this slice of pie I’m eating tipsy over the kitchen counter! 110
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I love how much energy I exert keeping my lips, face, and nostrils moisturized on airplanes while fully dehydrating myself with Jack and diets from the inside. 010
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Chelsea better be working OR asleep becuase she isn’t responding to any of my airport texts! So it’s all going to bluesky. 010
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I have no time for exposition nor world building! Where is the smut?! 110
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Trying to start a new SCI-FI book at the airport bar?! JOKES! I might as well be reading the yellow pages! 010
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 22/11/2025That drive into LAX was NOT IT divas! When is this lil train supposed to be finished? 010
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I did a lot of socializing this weekend! I deserve these chicken wings! 010
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I’ve been treating myself to a CRISP diet doctor P Fridays after gym and groceries! 000
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Ugh I fear I’m not charismatic enough to be as annoying as I am! 000
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Is it problematic to want to filter YouTube recipes by race? 000
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Idk how my mom and grandma do it. I’m making one humble dish for Friendsgiving and I’ve been to the grocery store no less than 3 times. AND I STILL GOTTA GO BACK AND GET THE FRESH HERBS! 110
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I have a 4 day weekend and you hoes are jealous! 000
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I’d be such a good runner if it weren’t for my knees, feet, shins, and laziness. 100
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Every 8-10 months I remember I’m obsessed with Stickwitu by the pussycat dolls. 000
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I’m watching Physical Asia and I fear if there were a plaster mold of my bust it would look like a hefty bag full of milk. 010
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 01/11/2025That first sip of Diet Coke the morning after a night out!!! Is there anything better??!?? 011
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I wish I could time travel so I could taste a chipotle burrito circa 2006. 010
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Having several ridiculously large bowls in the kitchen has been a game changer. Get them! 000
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 09/10/2025The only thing getting me through this week is the thought of reading on a bar patio on a Sunday afternoon and buying 1-3 cookbooks tipsy at the bookstore. 010
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I found a dark corner of the casino to play penny slots and fart. 000
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I fear this will turn into a place I just dump pictures I’m too embarrassed to post on Instagram. 010
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Rewatching Will & Grace and I forgot Will’s apartment is STUNNING! Did we ever figure out why the dining room rug is always crooked? 000
jjk1ng.bsky.social @jjk1ng.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Is it more important to look your hottest at the grocery store OR at the coffee shop on a Sunday morning? 100
