j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026jojo characters are like "behold! in order to master complete control of this specific field of cacti, i have implanted within my body a colony of beetles!" 010
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026after playing midnight suns i strongly believe that ip rights holders need to chill and let people smooch their beloved superheroes. just let people smooch them, give em a treat. but nooo, can't have anything fun. midnight suns woulda made three trillion dollars if u gave people smooching. cowards 020
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i saw an "increased hand size" mod for midnight suns and my first thought is "i hope it makes everyone's hands bigger." if the mod maker weren't a coward that's what they would do 000
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ohhh i've never heard of this person before, lets look 'em up on wikipedia. i wonder if th— 111
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026jjjonah.itch.io/ceo-clicker welp i made an itch page. is the demo forthcoming? do i have a trailer? uh—well—uh—jjjonah.itch.ioCEO clicker by j*j*jonaha cozy clicking game for sickos <3 032
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026bruh stop making infinite spam generators. get back to making that fusion reactor u kept talking about 20 years ago. hello?? tech companies??? 000
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026something to be said about how learning blender is mired in endless tutorialslop on youtube. hell the same could be said for any craft now. you wanna learn something? get an algorithmic feed of "creator content" shoveled in your face at all times. "STOP DOING THIS" thumbnails screeching at you 351
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026well u see u gotta make omelas bigger. it's the best city in the world and only needs one omelas kid. u can expand it. get more omelas kids for the sake of a larger, better, more efficient omelas. the original omelas developers were shortsighted, they didn't see the value in having more omelas kids 130
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026sometimes u can tell when game developers really, really ship certain characters together but the IP holders/coward bosses wouldn't let them do it officially yes i'm talking about marvel midnight suns and yes i'm talking about fem hunter x magik 011
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i cannot believe this cutscene from marvel midnight suns i just saw today, of all days 010
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026sometimes u can get traumatized from fixing ur own code 000
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026a note on some of the lighting changes in the wolf among us remaster 1. the cigarette butts seem to have been put in the wrong lightgroup in the remaster, making them stick out distractingly 2. the extra light shapes on the book and the removal of a light shape on the table changes the composition 100
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026trying to be very polite here but i do not like how the remaster changes the character shading. there are more details, sure, but the shadow shapes are just really messy compared to the original 221
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026this one's for all my homies visiting youtube in a sensible web browser these days you can copy and paste this from the alt text. bring yourself not to hatred, but enlightenment 351
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i'll never get over how the megaman legends games have absolutely stellar art styles combined with absolutely atrocious english logo designs 010
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026maybe they'll like it if we randomly ai generate hyperlinks in comment threads 010
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i'm not against the idea of amber alerts but there's gotta be a better way than linking to the nazi website that you can't access without an account 000
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026when i first saw the name "ip man" i thought it was like a super hero who manages IPs. watch out the IP man is coming to get you. the IP man is gonna copyright strike your video. oh no the IP man is here hide your mix tapes, don't let them see y 000
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026none of the developers who worked on that giant game you love are currently employed 070
Reposted by j*j*jonahAftermath @aftermath.site · 13/08/2026Saber Interactive's CEO Matt Karch can get in the bin: aftermath.site/saber-interact... 241232258
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026game workers are told endlessly to have tact, to have class, to not break NDAs, to have linkedins, and then CEOs of game companies get quoted in newspapers saying "haha actually our employees are stupid baby fuckos who deserve to lose healthcare" and get a trillion dollars 010
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026friendly reminder that saber's the company in charge of that coveted KOTOR remake 000
Reposted by j*j*jonahStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/08/2026Hey everybody. I’ve seen the statement by Matt Karch, the CEO of Saber Entertainment, and all of the truly horrendous things he said about me. I think it should be obvious to anyone who reads that statement that he’s lashing out because he did not want people to know there was AI use in the game. 70101581642
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026oh shit matthew karch? my friends have been subjected to my rants about this guy anyway! he's said some really strange things in some offputting, strange podcast years ago. like this thing he had to say about women not being as good at cooking as men 1162
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 11/08/2026man the east asian representation in the mass effect series is just pretty atrocious, huh. it blows my mind that kai leng, the most notable asian dude (and the most universally reviled character of the entire franchise) is voiced by troy baker. couldn't even get an asian guy to do it 100
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 10/08/2026collecting job rejection letters like the infinity stones 000
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the thing about mass effect 3 is that if you've ever worked in games you can just instantly feel the amount of crunch that went into this game. crunch just seeps into every aspect of it 000
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 10/08/2026there's a moment early on in mass effect 3 where admiral hackett literally compares the hail mary reaper-destroying plot device to the atom bomb from world war 2 and i can't stop thinking about this. in a bad way 310
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 10/08/2026going from mass effect 1 > mass effect 2 is like going from TOS to star trek (2009). going from mass effect 2 > mass effect 3 is like going from star trek (2009) to star wars (episode 9) 120
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 06/08/2026deleting all my code comments so nobody makes fun of me when the source code gets leaked 120
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 04/08/2026it is very funny to me to type the words "blender render" together. love that those words rhyme. away! i must tender my blender render 110
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 04/08/2026the only way to learn how to dock a window in blender is to watch a 6 minute youtube video where half of the runtime is the guy explaining unrelated things about blender 210
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 04/08/2026are you telling me you can't do a view pan with a camera in blender without some weird ass workaround. has anyone who works in blender ever tried to compose a shot before in their entire life 100
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 04/08/2026learning blender may be extremely frustrating but it's one trillion times better than giving autodesk any amount of money 110
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 04/08/2026blender: "just press shift+a if you have the default blender keymap setting. if you have the industry compatible option selected, we actually removed that keymap from the settings, and you'll have to manually add it yourself after laboriously searching for what shift+a actually does" 100
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 03/08/2026blender is frustrating to learn not because it's a difficult program but because if you use the "industry compatible" keymap (the only sensible option for navigating 3d space imo) none of the online searches for solutions will be useful. they'll all be like "oh press N to open the menu" 131
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 03/08/2026oh my god the blender manual is actually just bad. the documentation is the worst i've ever read. i'm not even being hyperbolic. no wonder the only way to learn blender is by watching hours of awful tutorial videos 210
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 02/08/2026god i hate the blender default keymap so much. extra carpal tunnel for your left hand when trying to navigate with the camera. who thought this was good. who thinks this is good. they are banned 210
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 31/07/2026i just know that bioware recorded all the same-sex romance lines for both shepards because they knew that modders would do it, some day. they believed that it would happen. i don't have any evidence for this but i know it, deeply, in my heart, to be true 110
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 29/07/2026matt damon is a actor. matt.daemon is a background process running on your computer right now and it is most definitely a trojan install antivirus now 50% off deal 100
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i'm not even taking part of the odyssey discourse i just wanted to make jokes about matt damon's name that nobody likes or appreciates 010
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 27/07/2026when will we see matt damon finally digivolve to war matt damon. does that happen in the odyssey? 000
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 25/07/2026the videogame making process is basically asking yourself "how do i make computer do thing" until either the game is finished or you die 000
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 23/07/2026every time im washing dishes and can't reach the "skip next 15 seconds" button during a podcast ad i start getting really into the ad. i start cheering for it. i start dancing. i love ads so much. they bring me great joy. i get sad when the ad is over and have to listen to the podcast now 020
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 23/07/2026matt damon is an actor. matt daemon is a background process on your computer, perhaps even a trojan 010
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i would prefer not to read deeply personal and traumatizing therapyposting on linkedin but maybe that's on me (for visiting linkedin) 020
j*j*jonah @jjjonah.bsky.social · 22/07/2026what kind of moron wrote all this awful code for my game note: it was me. ugh. i even left behind comments mocking the future (current) me for having to clean it up. past me sucks 020