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jake

@jjjf.bsky.social
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scatterbrained dilettante --- soundcloud.com/eyes_low

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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Clapping sarcastically when the plane lands
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Furry dj named Augustus Glomp
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
When I meet a doctor the first thing I like to ask is have you ever lost a patient
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
logging into my bank website and smiling softly with a sense of nostalgia as i click "remember me"
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
this is what i look like
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
they should make airplane bottles for beer
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Really miss the “*foghorn* this is your captain speaking” spam phone calls from like 2011
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
My latest creation I call it the bloody grinch
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
when you’re already on the worst trip you’ve ever been on and the cook eats up all your corn 🙄
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Nobody else thinks the snl Martha Stewart topless Christmas special is funny
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It’s hard to explain the impact of Rainbow sandals to ppl who didn’t grow up in NC
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The pilslbury doughboys name is Poppin’ Fresh
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
(has never cared more) jimmy crack corn and I don’t care
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
have added around 300 words to my mute list and my tl is finally healing. and its mostly posts by a moon photo account called "moon lover"
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I found it
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Feels like the first day of freshman year on here. And I’m coming back from summer break with new big boobs
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If they keep showing me shit like George takei on here I’m going back to twitter
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jake @jjjf.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
hello lol
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