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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"The Marines were not seriously injured, but they sustained possibly traumatic brain injuries..." Not that you need your brain much.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Rename it the Anal Passage.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"It is much safer to be feared than loved, if one cannot be both... Nevertheless, a prince ought to inspire fear in such a way that, if he does not win love, he avoids hatred; because he can very well endure being feared whilst he is not hated..." He just flew over that speedbump.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Shit show is starting early tonight. rollcall.com/factbase/tru...

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

www.vote.org/early-voting...

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I pretended the motherfucker was on the ballot.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Several things going on that should keep the Antichrist angry. But no tweet storm. Just a few AI images. Including this jewel.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've been trying to figure out who Kash Patel is protecting. It had to be someone already on the payroll. Best guess: Agent Clarice Starling getting it on with Lambchop is the real origin story behind Silence of the Lambs.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Observation: there hasn't been an all night tweet storm since You Know What came back from Ireland. Something is up.

static.klipy.com

Chewbacca & Luke: Bad Feeling About This

ALT: Chewbacca & Luke: Bad Feeling About This

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I know it's not a "real fish taco", but a fish stick wrapped in a tortilla has become my go-to snack.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Today is a Feetball day? Shit.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Says the ugliest motherfucker on Earth.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Since everyone old enough will be posting 9/11 memories; here is my 'Where were you". I'd called in sick and was surfing usenet for porn and other fun stuff. On one group (I think it was alt.binaries.grotesque) there was a posting titled: RAY CHARLE'S FLYING LESSON.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What is the political benefit of having the support of the crazy guy on the other side?

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I've always been critical of the military. But I've never doubted the Marine Corps used only their very best pilots to fly the President around. Seems to me, when your life is quite literally in someone else's hands, you should be nice to them. In other news, Mitch McConnell is still deadalive.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

COVID and Enfluenza. Get your shots. Get a sticker.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Blues Rosary Hail Mary (Black Betty) Full of grace (Bam-A-Lamb) The Lord is with thee (The damn thing gone wild) Blessed art Thou (Bam-A-Lamb)

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Donuts. Even donuts are unsafe. - - - Donutful Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cake Donuts (Better Bakehouse): Recalled due to undeclared milk allergens.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Too long for 300 characters.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Running out of things to say that this asshole will understand.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Tried to make Leftover Casserole. Failed miserably. I'm having oven soup tonight.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Corporations are "persons" with legal rights we are told. What's to stop an AI from becoming an LLC?

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Now aint that something...

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Used to be, you get something like this and you think "Stupid computer". Now, when I happens I think "OK, who is fucking with my data?".

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In the 1960s there were roughly 50 million cameras in the world. Today there are over 7 billion (with a B) taking almost 5 billion photos a day. Why are these still the best photos we have of alien spacecraft?

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Trump calls on Iran to surrender.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

No carrier in the Pacific. Turning our back on South Korea on short notice. Looks like a set up for a Chinese invasion of Taiwan, to me. The road to peace in the Middle East consists of bombing your allies. (If you have any left.) No prophecy anywhere says the Antichrist would be this stupid.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Happy Intergalactic Cat Day!

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

When there's nothing left to burn.

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I'm amazed how many different ways the Iranians can say: "What is he talking about?"

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Happy Birthday Herman Melville! Instructions on how to turn a whale penis into a costume: mobydick.wales/chapter/095/

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

There are a *LOT* of Licene Plate Readers besides Flock. This spotter's guide lists 16 different companies doing business with law enforcement (there is NO other market). The Genetec cameras have been in Houston for over a decade.

dhs.gov

Automatic License Plate Readers | Homeland Security

Automated license plate readers (ALPRs) have been part of law enforcement’s toolkit for well over two decades. ALPR systems use cameras and software to automatically capture, analyze, and store vehicl...

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J.J. Hitt @jjhitt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I don't know if this is true, but I'll repost it anyway...

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