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Janice Stark

@jjcstark.bsky.social
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She’s a Secret Agent! She’s a Pirate! She’s Lemur! MN Soccer: MNUFC, Mpls City, Aurora and others.

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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m fighting a head cold and just chugged some NyQuil myself. Good night, Loons!
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Congratulations!
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Remain dead inside! There is so much stoppage yet to come!
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OMG Blizzard of ‘77. There is no more perfect 2 minutes and 9 seconds anywhere
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Barrier Reef” makes me stop and smile every darn time
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Always the bright side with you, eh?
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
With the music rights? I dare to dream.
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think this is my favorite one ever! He understands the assignment and I still don’t think I’ve made it the whole way through the pod in one session (complementary)
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I immediately thought “wait, we might need those goals in a future game! Don’t waste them while I’m asleep!”
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I also say “look at this! I could knit a litter of kittens!”
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A Dorothy Parker quote from “Wallflower’s Lament” which reads: “It has lately been drawn to your correspondent’s attention that, at social gatherings, she is not the human magnet she would be. Indeed it turns out that as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, she ranks somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.”
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is the video for Taco’s cover of Puttin’ on the Ritz from the 80’s and I will not be convinced otherwise
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What the shit, doc?
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Minnesota Aurora FC @mnaurorafc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
NEXT STOP 🛫 National Semifinal Match vs. Salmon Bay FC July 11th at 9:30PM CT | Interbay Stadium Want to watch the match with other Aurora fans? Our watch party will be at Black Hart in their lounge (@blackhartstp.com)! ⚽️📺
Graphic featuring Minnesota Aurora FC players in navy blue kits celebrating together on the field with smiles, high-fives, and applause after a match. The Aurora FC crest appears at the top. Bold text in the center reads, "2026 USL W – Next Stop: Seattle." Smaller text at the bottom reads, "Minnesota Aurora vs. Salmon Bay FC | July 11 at 9:30 PM CT." The background shows blurred stadium seating, with a green gradient overlay at the bottom highlighting the match information.
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yeah, Squid and I both kinda dissociated when that 2nd goal went in
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The lounge erupted!
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I say it all the time myself—“Hey Squid, want to go watch the Mutant Ninja Turtles at the Hart?”
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thanks for keeping a gal informed while she’s on crappy airport Wi-Fi
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I have the admin feed so I’m mostly okay
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So am I. STL Terminal 2 has one crappy sports bar
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Holler for me, friends!
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I dig this one out every World Cup: EN-GA-LAND! open.spotify.com/track/47x8g4...
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World in Motion
New Order · World in Motion · Song · 1990
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Totally the worst
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I have called for the Thursday Thigh-Off SO MANY times in the past few years
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is that code? 🤣
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Preach it, sister!
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Phoenix the short-haired black cat looks up at you from his catnip mouse. His little fangs are showing
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Dig my plumage ladeez!
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
And the crawl was calling them the Rockford Raports so . . .
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Under-babied? What the actual fuck
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
media.tenor.com
fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand
Alt: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Dorothy Hamill, or Moe, or Will Sargent from Echo and the Bunnymen. I can’t decide
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And the Hannibal Lecter mask to hold your head in the right position is kind of a hoot
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Enjoy the MRI as much as you can, aka “noisiest savasana ever.” Last one I had, the machine was actually making sounds that resembled a decent break beat
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’m only here now thanks to antibiotics so I likely would have perished of fever in childhood
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I did rather a lot of karaoke last night so it’s my own couch for me this morning
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I broke out “you look like a banana” just for old times sake
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation.
A stylized Miss Piggy asking Moi? Antifa?
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
See you there!
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I can be available on Saturday
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Pro: yinz is a gender-neutral, inclusive collective pronoun Con: if you’re not from SW PA, it really makes you sound like a jagoff
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I was thinking Andy Bell of Erasure, but your point stands
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The Rax BBC (beef/bacon/cheddar) still haunts my dreams
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
According to Moose and Lily that purple can is the best thing ever
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
These are my cats’ favorites and the sweaty puns delight me every restock
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I’m away until 2/17, but I’m happy to make up casseroles and salads as desired! Keep me posted on planning!
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Ordered! Donate my shipping cost and I’ll pick up at the bar if that’s practical for you
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Messina Garfunkel Oates
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Their mole enchiladas also slap. Love them!
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Janice Stark @jjcstark.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Right there with you! If Leah’s name is on it, that’s an immediate purchase/subscription/listen.
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