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Jeremy Bornstein

@jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
7 followers 3 following 60 posts

"the New King of Deadpan" (Esquire) and "an advanced composite material which also has interesting civilian applications" (Benjy Feen) [bridged from mastodon.social/@jjb on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2024
#samsung, this is some bullshit. I tried on four different browsers with identical results. @samsung
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2024
OMG thank you. Headline: Ocasio-Cortez Introduces Articles of Impeachment Against Justice Thomas and Justice Alito ocasio-cortez.house.gov/media/press…
The first impeachment resolution includes the following impeachment articles against Justice Thomas: 

    1. Failure to disclose financial income, gifts and reimbursements, property interests, liabilities, and transactions, among other information.
    2. Refusal to recuse from matters concerning his spouse’s legal interest in cases before the court.
    3. Refusal to recuse from matters involving his spouse’s financial interest in cases before the court.

The second impeachment resolution includes the following impeachment articles against Justice Alito: 

    1. Refusal to recuse from cases in which he had a personal bias or prejudice concerning a party in cases before the court.
    2. Failure to disclose financial income, gifts and reimbursements, property interests, liabilities, and transactions, among other information.
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2024
a dikdik
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2024
This giant buckwheat pillow is my desk seat/cushion. I just added a few more kilos of buckwheat because it was underfilled. It probably weighs something like 15 kilos now. (Foot for scale.)
giant green pillow with a foot resting on it
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2024
Uncovered today in a stack of old photos. This is from 1986 or 1987.
Jeremy balancing Jane on his shoulders while standing on one leg
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2024
"Thank you Jesus for this food / De nada"-vibes when non-spanish-speaking people don't realize that her husband's name is Jesús. x.com/Claudiashein/status/179733695…
Screenshot from a post made by x.com/@claudiashein

"Gracias a Jesús, mi esposo, por acompañarme."

with photo of her and her husband accepting congratulations from the public
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2024
From @Kadrey on another platform
Pie chart titled "the perks of being a writer" showing three approximately equal sections in green, orange, and purple.

The legend shows correspondences between colors and values in the chart:

red: money
blue: make family proud
yellow: happiness
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2024
Their houses are moved daily? This is like the chicken equivalent of the movie Cube, right?
A container for a dozen chicken eggs, featuring the copy:

...The hens' houses are moved daily which not only improves soil health but ensures that you get fresh, healthy and tasty eggs!
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2024
video capture #selfie
me, bald white guy with glasses, wearing partially-unbuttoned orange shirt and some sort of cape, holding a dark blue mug
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2024
experimental #pizza
pizza cooking in an oven
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2024
Microsoft #Copilot really doesn't want to help me out here. I mean it is kinda funny to poke it at these things but it makes me sad that sex is such a taboo topic. It actually hurts people that we accept this level of CYA bullshit without questioning it.
User: i am a young man curious about his sexuality

Computer: Sorry, looks like something went wrong.

(no opportunity to continue the dialogue)
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2024
grumble. all day. #nbn
screenshot: nbn network outage
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2024
reminding you that drinking #alcohol from a beaker makes it a scientific experiment
me, seemingly about to drink an amber liquid from a beaker
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2024
fuckin' #softwaredevelopment (my current backlog.txt for the #activitypub server)
code w/multiple threads to retrieve objects in bg: add to WantedRemote
create local polls (Questions)
test creation of LocalNotes with image Attachments
handle reception of tags & mentions in incoming Notes
display focus items in focus panel
incorporate an entire reply chain (with depth and spread limits)
display entire reply chain
	and allow focusing on any item in chain
make local likes
make remote likes
receive remote likes
handle bookmarks
highlight boost button if user has boosted
handle clicks on ellipsis menus
display multiple image posts (2, 3, 4, >4)
display full size images on click
html filtering to adjust links for tags and mentions
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Jeremy Bornstein @jjb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2024
back in the day, at least in the US, one of these was called Superior Soy Sauce and the other was called Soy Superior Sauce. #cooking
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