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J.J. Bonks @jj-bonks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

You don't need AI when shitty photoshopping is an option #newbook #writer #elonmusk amzn.eu/d/08pylSi9

A smug white man, who is also a billionaire, stands next to his AI girlfriend in front of a rocket ship, which is a phallic metaphor.

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Rory Plint is an estate agent having a very bad day. Another viewing, another couple who can’t see the vision, and another week without earning his commission. But Rory has a secret. It’s Simon. And Simon has needs. #newbook #writer #author #satire amzn.eu/d/07v20bbB

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New book OUT NOW: Elongated Thrust has it all: billions, businesses, and a god complex to match. But no one appreciates his genius. Not the board. Not the press. Not even his many, many children. So he makes an AI girlfriend. #ElonMusk amzn.eu/d/08pylSi9

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Jude Biggalow, a charismatic weatherman, is swept up in a whirlwind romance with Wanda, a captivating sentient cloud. But as their passion grows, so does Wanda's power. Jude, forced to choose between love and survival, faces the pressure of the storm of all storms. #newbook amzn.eu/d/0fvTvZYj

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When you're an estate agent who has fallen in lust with a dilapidated shack amzn.eu/d/0aC3NcbI #parody #satire #darkromance #author #newbook

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Vying for the White House, candidates Moe Triden and Ronald Chump fight a bitter campaign that quickly grows personal. But when Chump is shot, both men are shaken and old feelings they thought they had buried resurface. #donaldtrump #joebiden #triden amzn.eu/d/04C9z5Pt

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All my works are available on Amazon, and also on Kindle Unlimited (for free!) www.amazon.co.uk/stores/autho...

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yet even more dumb shit i've written #elonmusk #writer #author #satire #parody #smut

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a collection of some of the worst sentences i've written thus far #writer #author #satire #parody #smut #elonmusk

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J.J. Bonks @jj-bonks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

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Huge things are happening on Twitter right now. Right-wing Americans are suffering a mass delusion, thinking the entire world revolves around them. (They think Netflix UK is making fun of Charlie Kirk. Somehow, I doubt it.)

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J.J. Bonks @jj-bonks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I have, quite possibly, too many ideas

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Dr Space Junk (Alice Gorman) @drspacejunk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Elong Thrust. I'm dying.

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J.J. Bonks @jj-bonks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

And it's not really the point, but Milo looks terrible. The man who spent years denigrating the appearances of many different women, has aged like rancid milk. Good. He looks awful and his accent sounds ridiculous. Fuck him.

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J.J. Bonks @jj-bonks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Milo Yiannopolous "I didn't know deportations were that bad, I would have never supported Trump, wah wah wah" Liar. And if you believe him, well, I've some nice timeshare properties I'd like you to take a look at.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Tech oligarchs could really set the example for the common folk by simply building their mansions right next to their data centers and then live in them with their families.

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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I love writing, writing is awesome but it’s a shame that it involves writing lol.

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Has the UK not suffered enough though?

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Milo 'I-wanted-fascism-but-not-if-it-affects-ME-😪' Yiannopolous

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maybe i should write about Milo trying to shag his way out of being detained

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milo yiannopolous has been detained by ICE? hahahahahahahahaha

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J.J. Bonks @jj-bonks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i am the perfect author for you

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working on a short story called 'the last incel'. any guesses?

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Hellrosser @rosserford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.

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J.J. Bonks @jj-bonks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

おはよう！これを読んでください！

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When you're an estate agent who has fallen in lust with a dilapidated shack amzn.eu/d/0aC3NcbI #parody #satire #darkromance #author #newbook

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Blu*J @bitcoinjane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

All my works are available on Amazon, and also on Kindle Unlimited (for free!) www.amazon.co.uk/stores/autho...

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Please tell me she short-circuits and he gets electrocuted. 🤖

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a collection of some of the worst sentences i've written thus far #writer #author #satire #parody #smut #elonmusk

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

im bored of my job i think im just gonna become a full time smut writer tbh

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Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.

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J.J. Bonks @jj-bonks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Feel unwell but did just have an idea for an omegaverse short story about two footballers. Maybe that's why.

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J.J. Bonks @jj-bonks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

will write smut for cash idc man

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You don't need AI when shitty photoshopping is an option #newbook #writer #elonmusk amzn.eu/d/08pylSi9

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