Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my life has been touched by massive amounts of loss (restaurants changing thier chicken finger recipe without warning) 020
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026NO I do not care about SN**PY's birthday. he is a pig and a scoundrel to me 110
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Scrappy Doo is Africa-coded so it's no surprsie that the racist left-wing despise him 011
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026there's lotsa Dr. Katz on youtube, sure, great, but there needs to be one of them 24 hour streaming channels on youtube like pee-wee's playhouse has 120
Reposted by Jixby PhillipsMartin Degrell @martindegrell.com · 11/09/2026Happy 9/11 @jixbyphillips.bsky.social I will 🥰 never forget 🥰 this videoyoutube.comPath to 9/11: The Full VideoYouTube video by Jixby Phillips 133
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I wrote this joke in an actual dream I had last night where I was pitching this to Jimmy Fallon in the bathroom at the Tonight Show, and he looked at me puzzled but then Steve Higgins walked out of a bathroom stall and deadpanned "white caucasians. nice one" and Fallon lost his mind laughing. 🤭😬😌😨 110
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026YOU CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS ON BLUESKY.COM 😮 110
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 27/08/202610 years ago we had Steve White, Bob Cauc, and Johnny Asians >_<; 000
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 27/08/202610 years ago we had Steve Gifts, Bob Jokes, and Johnny Novelties. ;_; 110
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"You are not your fucking cell-phone unless it's an emergency" - Tyler Durden 000
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I think we need to embrace our adulthood and get to see those bananas without the pajamas if you know what i mean 🐴 100
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 30/07/2026in school I took a principled stand against the Bananas in Pajamas claiming there was an episode where they rode horses, and that I thought it was irresponsible for fully costumed characters to do that. A childish lie. I'd like to make amends for this, but my former classmates have all been killed 😢 100
Reposted by Jixby PhillipsTim Buktu @mntimbuktu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Ozzy has to go under anesthesia again tomorrow to remove the wire from jaw surgery. It’s going to be another $2k we don’t have. Everything sucks for everyone, so no pressure. gofund.me/15256b79b 155
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 11/07/2026had a dream I was shopping (online) and a product description read, apropos of nothing, "this'll blow your bunny ears back" and it disgusted me so much I began mounting a Roger & Me style campaign against the company 000
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 05/07/2026superman is a brute and I do not respect his brand of violence . he is gorilla ish 200
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 03/07/2026a link to the past rom hack where link is the man show boy and each of the maidens you rescue are members of the juggy dance squad 110
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 28/06/2026LOL that's not the right movie 🤣 have you even SEEN rated r before ??? 🤣🤣🤣 100
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 27/06/2026This is my official prediction for what Lights Camera Jackson will post after the final South Park episode finishes airing: holding a CD soundtrack very clumsily composed next to a sunset in the background: "The sun sets on South Park, bravo, Matt and Trey!" 010
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 27/06/2026the theater didn't have a poster for it, or even have it up on the marquee, so my plans to reveal the title with a photo have not come to pass, so, please enjoy this photo of the soundtrack of the movie I saw in front of the sunset 100
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 27/06/2026here's a hint... the damn SOUNDTRACK had to be parental advisory!!!! 100
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 21/06/2026If I were in control of LucasFilm I would release a complete series blu-ray box set of Maniac Mansion and then dissolve the company 010
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 18/06/2026still playing wordle every night hoping for a sexy word. could tonight be my night??? 000
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 08/06/2026putting in the hours to become a famous youtuber, just like my absolute hero mcjuggernuggets :D 120
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 25/05/2026today is the day we memorize are follow soldiers and join a momentus sillence 110
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 22/05/2026update (new) somebody bought them all and I miss them!!!!!!!!! 100
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 22/05/2026NO I will NOT be seeing Michael (2026). I'm not seeing a movie about A GUY 🤮 000
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 19/05/2026these rap singers have seriously been watching way too much rated r 🙄 100
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 18/05/2026i hate when my friend from school asks me over to listen to parental advisory cds and it turns out all he has is RAP CRAP. 100
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 06/05/2026bug bunny and the rest of the looney tunes are in morning... rip to TT (ted turner) heaven is gonna be one funny place 😢 now, today 010
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 01/05/2026crumpling up a receipt over my spaghetti so I can sprinkle microplastics on it like parmagange, uh, parmagean... fuck how the HELL do you spell that word 110
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 26/04/2026donal trumpet got fuck up the but tonight... he will be missed! 110
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 24/04/2026they are beneath even Video Hound's bones rating system 000
Jixby Phillips @jixbyphillips.bsky.social · 24/04/2026but if they do they should have like drumsticks or guitars or whatever instead of star ratings 100
