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Jim Witcher

@jimwitcher.bsky.social
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Game designer, writer, and professional project wrangler. D&D/TTRPG Dungeon Master, DMsGuild Bestseller. Tech. Food. Stories. Animals. Altruistism. Atheism. Friendly Curmudgeon. My opinions are my own. jimwitcher.carrd.co

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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 13h
Breezy Do'Urden - one of fourteen possible allies you'll find in Baldur's Gate: City of Blood - a D&D Campaign coming to DMsGuild soon! Art by the incredibly talented @citrusfruithead.bsky.social!
Female adventurer with pink complexion and white/highlighted hair wielding an epic scimitar.
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Baldur’s Gate: City of Blood – Chapter 2 is a player-driven trek across the Upper & Lower Cities! It features 40 locations to explore, from iconic haunts like Sorcerous Sundries and the Low Lantern to eerie new spots... like a deeply disturbed pet cemetery. Where will your party head first? #D&D
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 23/09/2026
Art by • Kilian Eng
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For the past year, I have been working on a full-length D&D campaign, and I'm excited to finally announce it. Baldur's Gate: City of Blood is a pulpy, action-packed crossover between Forgotten Realms and Ravenloft, featuring some of your favorite D&D characters. Expected release: Q4 2026
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Baldur's Gate: City of Blood
Baldur's Gate: City of Blood
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No one cares, but here's a gamer fact about me: I've soloed Baldur's Gate 1 and beaten Honor Mode on Baldur's Gate 3. These were both a lot of fun and great memories. BG1 was a half-elf fighter-mage-thief multiclass. In BG3, I played a drow Circle of Spores druid.
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watched the Mandalorian and Grogu last night. Great movie! Though Mary and I agreed it should've been called "Grogu Eats!" and also, they should've gone a completely different direction and made it a travel/food show.
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Leon Barillaro @barilleon.com · 08/09/2026
sometimes d&d is casting speak with plants on the cleric who then casts speak with dead on a wooden door to ask it what's on the other side (and also if it likes being a door) (it does)
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
PAX was a good time. I got a copy of The Caverns of Thracia 5e conversion by @goodmangames.bsky.social!
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On my way to PAX West! Stylishly late as always.
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Finan Oillpheist @finanoillpheist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just finished setting up my @itch.io & @rpgtrader.bsky.social publisher/creator accounts. I have listed my first micro #ttrpg product (RPG Trader pending - will drop soon!). This fun little game was thoroughly enjoyed last weekend at our family games night. finan-oillpheist.itch.io/quickdraw-th...
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Quickdraw: The Duelling TTRPG by Finan Oillpheist
GM-less duelling TTRPG for one or more players
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man I was already excited for the Commodore 64, and then they go and do this.
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Commodore 64 Ultimate - Commodore
BASIC is Back. From $299.99. Learn more
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Vibe with me.
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Toshiki Soejima : "Landscape" Session at Jutsu 2026 / Neo-Soul Guitar
YouTube video by ソエジマトシキ / Toshiki Soejima
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bummed to hear the news about Dolly, she always seemed like one of the good ones. Glad she had a long, happy life and was able to do so much good for so many people. I think that's the best any of us can hope for.
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The party puts the McGuffin (an extradimensional space) into a bag of holding, pulling them into the Astral Sea near Tu'narath. Later, they find the McGuffin inside a Blob of Annihilation!
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The cute cat in question:
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A morning that starts with a cute cat, electric guitar, and a fantasy novel, is a good morning.
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Feeling good. It's a great day.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Mount Rainier National Park in Washington State.The path shown is consistent with the Skyline Loop Trail, specifically near the Paradise area.The scenery is famous for its panoramic views of the glacier-covered Mount Rainier volcano and nearby alpine meadows.
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Ricky Gervais @mrrickygervais.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy #InternationalCatDay ❤️ Cats are amazing and beautiful creatures. There are so many that are unwanted and in rescue centres now. Save one. And they might save you. #AlleyCats
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Heart of the Deernicorn @heartofthedeernicorn.com · 05/08/2026
Let’s make a magical flying creature for the game Between Clouds together! Between Clouds is a super fun TTRPG by Andi Licht where you ride around on a big flying creature called a Kirin, very Avatar the Last Airbender style.
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 01/08/2026
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Grace @eriopsis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. If some lady handed me a free sword I'd still take it though.
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm incredibly excited about all the D&D announcements coming out of GenCon this week. Universes Beyond!
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Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
ALT: Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh. My. What?! This was not on my 2026 D&D bingo card but I am here for it. Let's go!!!
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Masters of the Universe was super fun. Skeletor was absolutely fantastic. This movie really appealed to my inner child.
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Skeletor Esqueleto
ALT: Skeletor Esqueleto
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I've been reading the new Ravenloft book and I gotta say, the fact that not one of these darklords is a sentient evil cat is really challenging my suspension of disbelief.
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don't need AI to make slop. I can make slop perfectly well on my own, thank you very much.
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What if I ran Strahd as a complex trap instead of a creature, what then?!
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Today I made a D&D 5.5e stat block for Jimothy, local legend. An hour well spent, I say.
D&D 5e 2024 stat block for Jimothy, a raccoon cryptid featuring garbage powers and Legendary actions.
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Finan Oillpheist @finanoillpheist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Our Hell In Space is part of the Christmas in July sale on @drivethrurpg.com! A co-operative survival horror that takes place on an earth spaceship the crew wake up early from stasis and must find out what went wrong. www.drivethrurpg.com//product/564900/our-hell-in-space?affiliate_id=4884658
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Any networking events going on at PAX West this year? I'd love to connect with other D&D-adjacent creators.
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
convincing people that computers are smart was a huge mistake. computers are exactly as stupid now as they were in 1975, they're just much faster at stupid.
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Tab Creations @tabcreations.com · 13/07/2026
Zero to Hero in a nutshell... #ttrpg #dnd #rpg #meme #ttrpgcommunity #ttrpgsky
A two-panel cartoon titled 'Regular RPG progression.' The first panel shows two adorable kittens with the caption 'Session 1: save the kittens.' The second panel shows a menacing, shadowy figure resembling a god-like being with the caption 'Session 40: kill God.'
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In a creature stat block, I feel like reach/range should be listed before attack roll. If I am running a creature, the cognitive order of operations is: I check what is in range, then I make the attack roll, then I roll damage. #D&D
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Stefan Pokorny @stefanpokornydf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Valoria at night!
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Anna Podedworna @akreon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Here’s an illustration of Ankhtepot I had the pleasure of creating for Ravenloft: The Horrors Within. Art Director: @ajhanneld.bsky.social
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We got a new family member recently... Presenting, Biscuit Witcher! Prince of the Andals and the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Rightful Heir to the Seven Kingdoms, and Purrtector of the Realm.
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
They should make a horror movie for programmers called the Backends.
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 02/07/2026
Art by • Kara Malikova
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Finally got my hands on this beauty. #dnd #Ravenloft
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Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 29/06/2026
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Played a truly epic game of D&D this weekend. The party (L20 Fighter, Wizard, Sorcerer) went toe to toe with Zuggtmoy, Demon Queen of Fungus, in the depths of her lair, surrounded by powerful minions and infected cultists. Even the Avengers would've admired their teamwork. So proud of them.
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Avengers Age Of Ultron: Epic Battle
ALT: Avengers Age Of Ultron: Epic Battle
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I've been practicing the guitar, and I am at the stage of "I can make noise, that sort of sounds like music" - but today, I made someone smile.
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
D&D needs more cantrips. A lot more. Most adventures take place at a low level, and I've been picking from the same pool of cantrips for a decade. Cantrips are easy to make, and a lot of them can just be for fun or solve a very niche problem and personally, I would love that.
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I tried something different this weekend. Tofu Pho:
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Today I heard a great analogy for AI (slop): a DDOS attack on human attention.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Don't point that thing at me unless you mean to play it.
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Jim Witcher @jimwitcher.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This next song is called: "Fëanor did nothing wrong."
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