Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 28/05/2026Just a quick lesson on how I fixed Spencer Pratt’s US Weekly cover using Photoshop and some of its standard, non generative A.I. tools. #photoshop #thisguystinks 031
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 20/10/2025Dr. Teeth, Janice, and Animal live from the Tompkins Square Dog Parade 150
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 28/08/2025Got a promoted post on LinkedIn encouraging me to join ICE. I know I fit the profile, but just because I’m a forty-something, unemployed, white male veteran, doesn’t mean I’m a white supremacist crybaby with a violence boner. 040
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 27/06/2025Details to follow, but I think this video got me on the Birdhouse flow team. 000
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 25/06/2025Prototyping some new totes yesterday and now this one feels good. 030
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 11/06/2025This is from an op-ed I wrote for the @nytimes.com in 2018 during Trump's first term. The FIRST time he tried to get himself a military parade. Still holds up, sadly. 020
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 30/05/2025I've read this story and the Coast Guard part of it is pretty irrelevant, but I'm glad they mention it. The Coast Guard rarely gets a vengeful hero story. One that takes place on land, no less. 010
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 22/05/2025I think even Canva would give you a pop-up warning for this level of typographic crime. This was an inside job. 190
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 16/05/2025Oh wow. The parody cat account I run just got invited to do Tim Pool’s podcast! Seems legit. 020
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 05/05/2025My comedy special comes out June 6th. I didn't want to burn any jokes in a trailer, so I just cut this together with some left over words. 020
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 07/03/2025I can tell just by their foreheads that she’s catholic and he’s not allowed to have real scissors. 081
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 20/01/2025Here's an op-ed I wrote in 2018 for the New York Times, during the first go-round with this guy. Back when they would let a comedian write an op-ed. 010
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 13/01/2025Oh wow. I’m killing it over here. I should probably put “happily married” in my bio. 030
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 12/01/2025You either die a villain, or live long enough to become the hero? 000
Jim Tews @jimtews.com · 05/01/2025When I had the idea for this song, I wanted to hire some session musicians to play recorder and violin, but I couldn't afford them. So it's me. 000
