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jim storrie

@jimstr.bsky.social
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edmonton-based poster, video game and hamburger enthusiast, and depending on your standards, journalist. writing about alberta politics at www.theprogressreport.ca. if we are partisans of liberty, it is our duty to escape

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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a screenshot of a tweet by Jesse Brown. "Must be nice to resign on principle but keep a six-figure salary!"
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a brave orc warrior in her pre-molten-core dps set. she's got ironfoe and savage gladiator chest... what a gamer
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
whoever could have guessed? i mean there are barely any red flags in here at all
the channel description from HomesWithHolmes' Youtube. "@HomeWithHolmes is a tight-knit and self-educating family of 7 navigating the historical times of our era. Our action is to educate, and encourage attentive thinking in a society of decadence; and do it as a clan. ~The Holmes Clan (Mike, Noelle, Sebastian, Kyle, Madison, MayCee, Sophia)"
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the western standard twitter account is reporting that rachel notley and jason kenney have had a doug ford demon baby
a twitter post from the account of the far-right media outlet Western Standard. Jason Kenney and Rachel Notley have been photoshopped to appear as though Notley has just given birth to a Kenney lovechild. the baby looks like Doug Ford
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i'm always confused when i see this guy on the news and he's not wearing his shoe
kuribo's shoe, the fourth-best power-up in super mario bros 3
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
this is optimal weather. i wish this was every day
a bit clipped out of an online weather forecast that says "Mostly clouds with a risk of scattered thunderstorms for the next 6 hours, then heavy rain after 2am."
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
over on X, the undressing images of minors app, the Vancouver police appear to have posted an ai slop fake image of drug bust evidence, got caught faking, deleted the the post, and then fixed the errors in the ai image and just shamelessly reposted it
a screencap of a twitter post. the Vancouver Police Department presents an image of the typical 'drug bust' sort featuring money and baggies of substances. however, the money is an obvious AI fabrication full of errors, including a conspicuous $00 billa screencap of a Twitter post in which the Vancouver Police present an image that appears to be of drug bust evidence.
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
a photograph of an ant-mimic spider next to a photograph of an ant
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
heads up that your website is compromised and is hitting readers with phishing attacks
pictured: a screencap of a false antivirus phishing attack page, as viewed on a smartphone, which was served up by a jacobin.com article
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
a comment panel from a google doc. an editor has suggested replacing "dong" with "hog"
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
harrier dubois, neglected and forgotten, sits sadly on a park bench with his loot bags
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
i would call this a cursed blunt rotation if i thought a single one of these individuals was capable of rolling one
a poster for a speaking tour event organized by anti-separatist org 'Build Canada,' to be held at the Eckhardt-Grammate Hall in Calgary from 6-8PM on May 11th. the featured speakers are Corey Hogan, Jen Gerson, and Jason Kenney.
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
as far as I'm concerned, all friday is "good" friday
a panel of the "as far as I'm concerned, all marriage is 'gay' marriage" comic, cut out as though the speaker was expressing the text post above it
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
a whiff of desperation in this undignified anti-Lewis email from the McPherson campaign today
a portion of an email from Cathy Sproule on behalf of the Heather McPherson campaign. ""Grim Leaper."


Over my nine years as an elected woman in politics in the Prairies, I've been called a lot of things, but when then Premier Brad Wall gave me that name in the Saskatchewan Legislature in May 2016, I had a sinking feeling in my stomach. I knew it would stick.


The Leap Manifesto vote at the 2016 federal convention wasn't to adopt it, just to let riding associations review it. I didn't like the way it had been pushed at convention..."Google results for searching "cathy sproule" "grim leaper": no results found.
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
CBC's 'The National'
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
an image of a novelty mug which reads Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Metamucil
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
i'm on the ffxi dating app
a screenshot: the Extras menu of the Squaresoft PlayOnline Viewer
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
image: calvin's dad is explaining to calvin that there are two types of things
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
image: a silly miner is abandoning his mine one whack too early
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
an image of psychrolutes microporos, also known as the blobfish. except it isn't loading properly
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
look at this fucking thing. fucker was out here driving the kid destroyer 9000 XL
excerpted from the photo in the linked story, this image shows the vehicle that was used for the killing described in the linked story. it is a black jeep cherokee. it has been modified to significantly lift it above its normal height. a large section of its front windshield is obscured by the animated LED display installed on it.
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
technically either a what or a where
a poster for the akira kurosawa film "rashomon"
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
nott the brave, from the new critical role cartoon show
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
edmonton's random ball of orbs, the "talus dome"
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
a character from a joel haver youtube video perceives his health bar for the first time—a sign that he is an enemy to himself
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
not me. i use the encyclopedia
a screencap from mind maze, the computer game packaged with microsoft encarta
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
here, i'll save you $25
a depiction of an Alberta government response to a freedom of information request (fully redacted blacked-out page)
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
it's when you max headroom it with a japanese cartoon
a youtube title card: "VTUBER IN OBS FOR FREE." a man is explaining how to use an avatar in online video
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
played a few hours of the new spreadsheet/map game "europa universalis v." my review is that it's way too easy
a screenshot from europa universalis v. the player has secured the everything west of the rockies as the pueblo people and is making mad money exporting chilis to korea in 1679
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
nightmare blunt rotation
A Facebook post by Kerry Diotte: "Thanks to everyone who turned out to our annual Edmonton Griesbach federal riding Christmas party at Northwest Edmonton Seniors Society. 
Special thanks to all the volunteers who helped as well as special guests Edmonton Northwest MP Billy Morin, Edmonton Police Chief Warren Driechel, Santa Claus and Jake the Newfoundland companion dog. Event video to come. 
@acharmedaffair.ca #Christmas #seasonsgreeting #cdnpoli #canpoli #cpc"
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
it's Pim!
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
the classic "women want me, fish fear me" mesh ball cap, except it's god what fear me
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
live footage from Canada
a screencap from final fantasy 7. tifa is about to beat the everloving shit out of a chocobo
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
i'm going to be posting this without context for the rest of my life
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Odo of Bayeux, the inspiration for the dungeons and dragons cleric class. from the Bayeux tapestry
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
a hot start for paul bakhmut and ronald billingsley junior
a screencap from taproot yeg's municipal election tracker ranking the candidates in order of received vote. paul bakhmut leads with 0 votes while andrew knack trails with also 0 votes
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
gamer joker man, but the caption is "With the glass ceiling broken, all oppressed groups will prosper. Especially the most oppressed group of all: low follower accounts"
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
a shot from the second season of Peacemaker. Peacemaker is just noticing for the first time that an office mural he has been walking past is a Hitler mural. oh, fuck, he says. how'd I miss that
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
ray parker jr. as the cover image to neil cicierega's 'bustin'
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
the angel of history looks back on the storm of progress, or at least that's what walter benjamin thinks this painting is about
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
the other day i loaded up a computer game that i haven't played in a while, crusader kings 3, and within ten minutes the pope was making fun of my small penis
a screenshot from the computer game Crusader Kings 3. it's 873 and the player has been presented with an event. their player character is in a bathhouse and notices someone else pointing to him. it is the pope. he has an impressive power-belly and is wearing the papal crown. no one is wearing clothes. the pope is making fun of the player character's small penis.
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
the Standing Stones of the Warrior, the Thief, and the Mage
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"bury me with my money"
-simon greedwall
  -jenny tight pants
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Tom Clancy's Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell
a novel cover. "Created by #1 New York Times Bestselling Author Tom Clancy: Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell. Written by David Michaels."
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
a line of google search results: "Dragoon (job) | Final Fantasy Wiki"
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
it's wild to me how so many people who should know better are going around telling people these signatures are for a referendum when they are not for a referendum, the paperwork says they are not for a referendum, and thomas lukaszuk himself says they are not for a referendum
an August 18 Facebook post from Shannon Phillips of Meredith Boessenkool & Phillips Policy Advisors. "Lethbridge, your Forever Canadian petition volunteers are up and running and collecting signatures. 
In my view, there’s really nothing more important in Canadian politics than pushing back against Danielle Smith’s separatism. 
The good news is the vast majority of Albertans agree, and *literally thousands* of citizens are now volunteering to collect signatures to get one simple question put to referendum: “do you believe Alberta should remain in Canada?” 
People from across parties and all walks of life are united in their view that if this question gets put before Albertans, we can defeat these dangerous and expensive UCP distractions once and for all. 
Lethbridge, you can sign the petition tonight and there will be many other opportunities. 
If you are one of the certified canvassers, feel free to drop any other times/availability below.
Remember, we only have a few weeks to gather these signatures, so make sure your voice is heard! You have to be 18, a resident of Alberta, and a Canadian citizen."
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
damn. just like a t-rex
a CTV news headline: "PM Carney's 'elbows have mysteriously gone missing'"
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
a photograph of a rascally rogue selling drugs hidden under his jacket
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
that horny tex avery wolf from the cartoons doing the tongue-rolling-out-onto-the-table bit
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jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
to be fair walter goggins is also hot in the conventional masculine muscular manner with his own shirt off too
walter goggins showing off that goggin bod
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