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Aaron Parrish

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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 12h
Only an Average Joel this time. Maybe a Big Joel is on the horizon, though.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 13h
If the Colts were halfway decent at putting the ball on the end zone, this would be a blowout.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 16h
You know, Tyler Trent's brother is playing for Purdue these days, too.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is Purdue actually decent this year?
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is LSU even trying to win games?
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just like they drew it up.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It is really unfortunate Purdue got a night game when the students are on fall break.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very brave of him to get up in front of God and everyone and make any demands about No Weirdos.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This guy has no idea the idea of exercising in a gym goes back nearly as long as written history.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She was nearly ready to retire before last season. I don't think the Fever really have to do anything here.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't think Ohio St. was the only one.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@sickoscommittee.org I don't know where they got the data, but... ULM mentioned.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why did I think he was from the Dakotas or Montana or somewhere like that? Am I getting him confused with another Congressman/molester?
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a shame how far BS has fallen. And, as a Colts fan, I frankly love the fact she's down there getting as good an understanding of how the team ticks as she can.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just cannot fathom how much money Liberty Mutual has poured into their advertising budget and not come up with a single funny commercial over the last, what, decade or so?
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't know why it took me this long to realize the Raiders have a 100% B1G QB room.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No one in that division is going to have anything to do with the Super Bowl. (Absolutely true of the AFC South, too, I say as a Colts fan.)
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe we should stop putting people with dementia on TV.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How does he think one becomes Pope?
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wabash defense holds, Denison's does not. Maybe we're now into the game I thought we would be getting.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thankfully, Denison's defense looked every bit as awful. So we may just have a shootout today.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boy. That was about as bad a start as the Wabash defense could have possibly gotten off to.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's so rare that we get such delightful news these days.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Fever just rarely play a complete game. Strong starts, strong finishes. But you can't take the middle of the game off against a team like Vegas.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now they're all cold. Fuck.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AB isn't having a great game, either. That is not leaving me feeling warm and fuzzy.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CC is on, but Kelsey is off. Fever can definitely win that way, but I'd feel a lot better if they were both firing.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, they definitely got headlines.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(The insurance companies should die as well, but that's a slightly different discussion.)
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish that sentence just ended at "firms."
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my God. How can you raise to such a level and not have ONE SHRED of competency around you?
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 6th daughter just asked "Are those the weird Texas people?" Turns out she was asking about the Cowboys cheerleaders.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, this probably is roughing by the letter of the law. But the law sucks and needs rewriting.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will say the first time I heard that song was the countdown. And now I cannot escape it. I'm not saying it's fair, but that does make it your fault in my mind.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wabash up 27 points in the 4th, so that worked out. Purdue didn't do great, but I don't think it was embarrassing. A judgement call, but I think we checked all the boxes today.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Older daughter scored the only goal in her game, so good news there. Younger daughter's game (which I coach) did not go as well. But, in my defense, we don't really play to win. It's still about trying to get equal time everywhere.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess it would be nice if my daughters did well in their soccer games, too.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just want Wabash to win and Purdue not to embarrass themselves.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's a clip for literally everything. It would be unbelievable if it weren't for all the video evidence.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We could (and should!) do both.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly, it should be enough to say "Talarico is not Paxton "
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay, when did this start? I'm not really big into the format anyway, but auto play has been trying to force this on me hard in the last couple weeks, and it feels like every other video does this now. Surely I didn't just stumble into the beginning of a new evil.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You don't really have time to be patient with 40 year old quarterbacks.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think we're roughly the same age. The bigger difference is probably I live in Indiana.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know. Why don't we ask Colorado's opinion?
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know, because this song was on my radio on every format for the last year.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think Purdue and the Colts are essentially the same team. And that is not good for my mental health at all. At this point, I'm mostly rooting for basketball season.
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Aaron Parrish @jimsox5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Fever gave a very lackluster effort today, and now I'm having the NFC East inflicted upon me. Talk about the Sunday Scaries.
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