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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hey @ptros.bsky.social, it warms my heart that this reference is out there.

Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

So sorry this happened, but thank you for all your excellent reporting and insight. I’m glad you are keeping with it, I’ll absolutely be following you on Substack.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My vote is for “this is your brain on drugs.”

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The word “dignity” has officially been renamed to “Trumpnity.” And no, unfortunately no one can have any.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I admit I don’t know the actual stats on this, but don’t the vast majority of non-affluent households have both parents working to make ends meet? How is childcare just a thing for affluent people?

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Zut alors! If it ain’t LeBeau, we don’t need no French.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

What an inspiring tale of resilience. Classic riches to slightly less riches and back to more riches story.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I will add another of my favorite Otto lines. Responding to Bart telling him about his plans to jump Springfield Gorge on his skateboard, Otto says: “As the only adult here, I feel like I should say something…COOL!”

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

“Let me tell you, I was in a serious jam, amigos: I wasn’t crazy about the idea of getting busted trying to break into some otter tank, but I definitely wasn’t about to let good weed go to waste.” theonion.com/jim-anchower...

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Hola, amigos. How’s it hangin’? I know it’s been a long time since I last rapped at ya, but I’ve been busier than a cop in a donut shop. First off, I had to drop some serious coin on my car once again...

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I would love it if the WH press corps decided one day that each person would ask questions about the details of this game where Trump saw a top NFL player identifying as female and playing football with a woman athlete. When did this game take place? Where? Who was the top NFL player?

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

This is so elegant and well expressed. Thank you for sharing.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Serious question, is the Iran War actually over? Has anything been signed that both sides agree on? I feel like all journalists eased right into talking about it in the past tense on the word of the administration who has been saying it’s over since about day 4.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Yes, important sentiment from someone who deeply respects the judiciary and has never spoken an unkind word about any judge.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Gotta love that he misspelled the word “sponser” in his rant against “Dumocrats.”

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The investigators he sent to Hawaii to check out Obama’s birth certificate are on the case.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

That is fair, the last one did have some funny moments. But even my kids aren’t interesting in seeing this one.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I can’t bring myself to see this one. I do feel like it’s been a zombie franchise for quite a while. Such a bummer, the original was and remains so brilliant.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I’ve had instances where the contractor blamed the idiot who did the original installation, and that person was him.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Or people who maybe missed a field on immigration paperwork and end up in a concentration camp.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Today’s news: “Rich A-holes Win. Again.”

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Oh yeah. They’re going to pay for the ballroom.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Well, thank you for confirming this. I was literally just trying to log in to take an exam for my grad program at IU and can’t access it. :/

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Is it possible that he is just completely insane?

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

There is nothing quite like the feeling of starting your day with a cup of coffee and the morning paper, on actual paper. Thank you, @ptros.bsky.social, for the best gift a human can receive, a print subscription to America’s finest news source, @theonion.com.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Truly, he is at is best when unconscious. Less damage then.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Is finding “the real agreement” like OJ finding “the real killer?”

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

“We need some of them fancy Federation heaters!”

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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

We shouldn't all be forced to live in this episode of The Twilight Zone constantly. This is no way to live.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Makes me think of that episode of Seinfeld where George is trying to get fired from the Yankees. He streaks a game, drags a World Series trophy around the parking lot, eats BBQ in Babe Ruth’s jersey, etc. In the same way, Trump has been trying to wreck the global economy and keeps going bigger.

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Jim Schneider @jimschneider.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Will either of these situations in any way impact the ballroom?

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