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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits

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My favourite funny quotes from the Acceptable in the 80s podcast. Which is the funniest thing ever! 100% Unofficial!

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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Pornhub or Pornsnub - Steve Davis KUNT: He's got no interest in grot whatsoever, cus he's just too busy practicing. He'd rather pot the pink on a snooker table. Yeah he'd rather pot a long brown on there, then watch, like a large man of ethnic origin ploughing away at some milfs crack. #katg
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
My Toot Toot, or my Poop Shute Rusty Lee KUNT: Rusty's husband Bob Marleys been away on tour for month and I stead of coming home today he's gone and played in an NME journalist Vs pop stars 5 a side where unbeknownst to Bob Fanny Baker will tread on his foot have give him cancer.
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Taking about Gordon Burns/Pete Burns ROY: He hadn't messed with cosmetic surgery at this point Gordon, had he? KUNT: No. He did though . ROY: No I know! KUNT: He was a right old mess towards the end. ROY: Gordon Burns looked like, what's his name, Falklands burns.... What's his name? Nov 85
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Guys you need to check out Mammoth on BBC iPlayer. So much bloke stuff. It's great. You'll love it @kuntandthegang.bsky.social @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Whether you made it along to one of the 25th Anniversary shows or not, here's a full-length video filmed at Manchester's Fab Cafe. Sub to the YouTube for more stuff coming up... Cheers! Kunt 8===3 - - - youtu.be/hdAD3xLcqNU?...
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Kunt and the Gang - Live at Manchester Fab Cafe 2025
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I'm doing one last run of Kunt and the Gang 25th Anniversary tour merch. T-shirt / iKunt Book / Patch & Badges Pre-order now at: kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/merch
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Talking about the Rolly Pollys ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s. KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead? ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month. *Theme tune
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
About time you feckless kunts! #katg #inthe80s
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Welcome to the UK President Trump!
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Spotted this lol Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Talking about the first episode of EastEnders. ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she? KUNT: Who? Lou? ROY: Lou Beale. KUNT: Yeah. ROY: Rotton. KUNT: Cunt of a women. ROY: (laughing hysterically) FEB 1985 #eastenders #loubeale #katg #intheeighties
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Tour supports! tix: katg.co.uk
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Finally those feckless kunts have released August's pod. Get it downloaded and have a listen! #intheeighties #katg #podcast
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
New pod coming soon! About facking time. @kuntandthegang.bsky.social @stuwhiffen.bsky.social #intheeighties #podcast
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
New podcast is out now!
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Banged up for the pod ROY: One of the multiple people you've accused of being a nonce KUNT: Giles Brandreth? ROY: One of the many people you've KUNT: Elton John? ROY: One of the many people KUNT: Cliff? ROY: Like erm.. KUNT: Delboy? (Both laughing) KUNT: Mike from Mike and the Mechanics? SEPT 83
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
2016’s #edfringe guide for “Kunt and the Gang’s last ever Fringe show, though I’ll probably just be back cap in hand in a couple of years when I’m skint.” Tickets available for this year’s #edfringe show (and the rest of the tour) at: katg.co.uk
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
ROY: In the eighties men had moustaches and didn't cry. KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried. ROY: Yeah but- KUNT: I lost a lot of mates #intheeighties #bobbysballs #katg MAY 1985
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
KUNT: Which one of these murders prostitutes? #Richard
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
New podcast is a cracker
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
New podcast incoming and it's going to be a messy one! May 1985 #intheeighties #katg #kuntandroy #podbible
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A new video to an old classic cumming this week... What other songs from the Kunt back catalogue would you like to see a video for?
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Talking best 80s Tug Of War team KUNT. Emberg? ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders. KUNT. *Laughs ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope. KUNT. Yeah definitely. #bigron #eastenders #katg #intheeighties
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Talking about the Rolly Pollys ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s. KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead? ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month. *Theme tune
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
KUNT: First time I had a Yorkie I grew a pube. April 82 #yorkie #intheeighties #katg
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
It's here. The April podcast sponsored by yours truly. Thank you @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social We laughed our fucking eyelids off. #wouldcock #colateraldamage #tonywoodcock
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
April pod coming soon according to the fellas. And.... I'm sponsoring it! Hope the Bluesky massive get a shout out! Fully ready for a cunting off! #katg #shoutouttowoods #intheeighties #podcast
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
RIP The Pope, who has croaked
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
These are my top 5 most streamed songs. What are your top 3 other KATG tracks you'd most like to see on the setlist for the tour?
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
KUNT: I don't think Anne Diamonds got a particularly noteworthy vagina. ROY: I reckon it's quite tidy. KUNT: Dya reckon her fanny looks like Nick Owen? ROY: Yeah. Just kinda dependable. Little side parting in her pubes. Quite a tidy little rat. KUNT: Yeah a good solid flange. OCT 82 #solidflange
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This Gary Numan cover was going alright until I forgot me lines... www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WRA...
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Kunt & The Gang - Bras - New Cross Inn - 2/10/16
YouTube video by seajohnster
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Pornhub or Pornsnub Steve Davis KUNT: He's got no interest in grot whatsoever, cus he's just too busy practicing. He'd rather pot the pink on a snooker table. Yeah he'd rather pot a long brown on there, then watch, like a large man of ethnic origin ploughing away at some milfs crack. NOV 1982
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
KUNT: Has any band ever had more pubes than Opus? Aug 1982 #opus #pubes #lifeislife youtu.be/pATX-lV0VFk?...
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OPUS - Live Is Life - Original Video 1985
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
KUNT: The thing is though, if you've got furry seat covers you know, and you end up accidentally offing a prostitute, then you haven't got to go and find like a rolled up off cut of carpet have you? ROY: (Laughing) Yeah .... Swings and roundabouts innit. July 1982 #katg #metoo #inthe80s
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
New podcast out for March and it's a cracker! From Kunts Facebook, "Which 80s celebrities can handle themselves and who needs their collar felt by the Nonce Squad? It’s the return of Hard Nut or Hard Drive in March 85’s Acceptable in the 80s…" #podcast #katg #inthe80s
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
4 dates sold out already - Don't be a kunt and miss out! Tickets: katg.co.uk
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
In an ever changing world it can be reassuring to know that some things stay the same. Come and see Kunt and the Gang crack out the greatest minor internet hits on tour this year. Tickets: katg.co.uk
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It's official I'll be sponsoring the podcast for April! Cheers @stuwhiffen.bsky.social got sorting it out. Please give the wronguns on here a shout-out!
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang Join me for some synthpop, swearing and celebrity paedos to celebrate 25 years of greatest minor internet hits on this heart warming, nostalgic old school 25th Anniversary tour. katg.co.uk
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Wankety Wank Talking about Fulton McKay Fraggle Rock's lighthouse keeper ROY: He was a lonely man wan he? KUNT: Yeah ROY: Had a look over each shoulder *whistles* (Both crease up) JAN 1984 #fragglerock #katg #intheeighties #podcast.
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
To the wonderful 18 people who follow me. I'm going to be sponsoring the podcast for April (50th birthday) . I've emailed @stuwhiffen.bsky.social but no reply as yet. I'd like to big up the Bluesky page and give you wronguns a shout out. @kuntandthegang.bsky.social can then cunt me off.
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Our invite to the BAFTAs must have got lost in the post
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Pornhub or Pornsnub - Geoff Capes KUNT: "I don't want all that modern muck." He wants something German don't he? ROY: Cause he does. KUNT: Yeah. German.... Hairy.... It might go a bit right wing. ROY: (Laughter) NOV 82 #geoffcapes #pornhuborpornsnub #intheeighties #katg
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
One in Pink or One in the Stink. ROY: Right, last one. Pat Sharp? KUNT: Stink. NOV 82 #intheeighties #katg #oneinthepinkoroneinthestink #frontbumbackbum
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Status Quo fan KUNT: I'm thinking like, stone washed denim, with button up fly. Old Quo t-shirt, a jean jacket with the arms cut off, like my one that had The Christians on the back. And that kinda like shaggy perm and just like a rotten head. ROY: (hysterical laughter for a very long time) Nov 82
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Anita Dobson and Brian May ROY: She had a fucking big fucking thicket of pubes didn't she Dobson? KUNT: Corrr, definitely. ROY: Yeah... KUNT: Big old growler DEC 1984 #eastenders #dobson #growler #katg #intheeighties
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
ROY: See that Quo are in the charts with Going Down Tonight. Cause you are you dirty cunt. KUNT: Do you think that's a song about licking out some denim clad rotter's beefy mank? May 1984 #statusquo #patwickesredmank #goingdown #katg
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
ROY: I liked the Flying Pickets. I thought they looked like bin men KUNT: They were good blokes. They had good solid principles didn't they? (Laughter ensues) May 1984 #katg #intheeighties #theflyingpickets
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
On Tony Hart KUNT: I can't imagine him sucking off a little plasticine effigy. Mr Bennett in the other hand ROY: Do you think that Tony Hart was like asexual? KUNT: Nah I reckon he banged old dears n that SEPT 1982 #takehart #mrbennett #intheeighties #frippingoneoff
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Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits @jimmytw.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Part 2 ROY: But if you was out you was working nights... You might wanna ring home. Because if the opportunity arose... KUNT: He'd do an Asquith. ROY: Yeah. He'd be like rat up a drainpipe. KUNT: Very promiscuous. #daleythompson #intheeighties #katg
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