Sign in

Jimmy

@jimmytheclaret.bsky.social
850 followers 360 following 950 posts

2 Truths and a Lie: FPL Expert, Burnley fan, once Bench Boosted for 5 points The best home gym gear around amzn.to/44IO7pG

PostsRepliesMedia
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
It's Masters Of The Ceremony time because I'm loving it, loving it, loving it 🔥
130
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Even this morning I was behind Parker but seeing his interview saying that our fight 'may not be enough' changed all of that. Get him gone and get someone in who has belief and can lead a rebuild if needed. Asap
000
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Finally ready to admit that Burnley's in trouble. First really bad result this today
010
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Wildcard played, given myself a huge huge benching headache each week but options are always a good thing
1110
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Enzo Blank, Anthony outscored him over the last 4 GW's
020
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Original prediction was from GW8 I 8 I am eating I will eat
010
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Not going to lie, I'm absolutely buzzing for Scream 7. 5 was great, 6 was good fun, really looking forward to this. The idea of a Scare House BnB is spot on and Screams thing, at least recently, is people fighting back so bringing Sydney back works for me
100
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Sold João Pedro after months of blanks
040
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Three 🍦moves Pedro -> Mateta Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves) VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't) 600K OR
060
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Three 🍦moves Pedro -> Mateta Dewsbury Hall -> King (operation target Wolves) VVD -> Timber (Think Villa will score and we won't) 600K OR
030
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Red arrow, who gives a f*ck, we are Burnley and we're staying up
160
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Not to kick a t am when they're down but Wolves had the worst goalkeeping I've seen from anyone not called Meslier
030
Reposted by Jimmy
Bᴜʀɴʟᴇʏsᴛᴀᴛs | Dave Roberts @dlrbrts.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Meanwhile, in the #WFACup ... #BURBLR
051
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The Kompany era squad would have crumpled like a pensioners hip. Parker has installed a steel mentality in this team
040
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Week one, the prophecy holds
010
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Anthony will be a better value pick over the next 4 than Enzo
140
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The number '0' was invented by genius mathematician al-Khwarizmi so he could describe how many points Wolves will get this weekend
1100
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
89 (-4) and a rise from 1M ish to 330K 🙏 Many hits don't pay off but Gabriel, Saka and Woltermade in sure did
040
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
FPL TEAM IN THE SHITTER DIRTY LEEDS FANS FEELING BITTER
020
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Parker has absolutely had me for a mug with Foster...
000
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Weirdly confident (as a Burnley fan) about Anthony today. Think Parker will try to overload on Walker's side then ping crosses over to Jaidon (similar to @planetfplpod.bsky.social analysis) The midfield is solid enough now for Parker to stretch the pitch as he clearly wants to. Gonna be a good day 🔥
050
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Moves made the night before so I don't miss the deadline again Bruno -> Saka Porro -> Gabriel Gyokeres -> Woltermade to afford it Assault on the top 500K is on
040
Reposted by Jimmy
Rich @pibasedlifeform.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Right I'm a very fit 52 year old bloke with no real vices apart from swearing a bit too much Heart attack and quadruple bypass came as a complete shock and the NHS staffed by immigration saved my life If you think you are immortal/invulnerable then vote Reform Otherwise........
2499
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
My FPL season is already in the toilet but still, could be worse
020
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
For today, I'm a Charlton fan instead. Great win, great effort from the lads, up the Addicks
000
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Has to be one of the best views in British football, that
000
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Ekdal in defence against Haaland, lord have mercy
010
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Burnleys game plan EXCLUSIVELY revealed
media.tenor.com
a picture of a statue with flowers and a quote that says " pray for us mother mary "
ALT: a picture of a statue with flowers and a quote that says " pray for us mother mary "
010
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Blackburn Rovers have banned the Lancashire Telegraph from club property. Running chicken
010
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
When they link your FPL ID to your BritCard
040
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
@darutto.bsky.social Hi mate, been looking for more football related podcasts in Spanish so it's amazing to find yours. Subbed 🔥
110
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Giving my pregnant wife paracetamol so my future kid will be amazing at FPL
2633
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It's done, there is no hope so may as well lessen the blow
230
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Two GW's in a row. It doesn't make me feel better
210
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Silence, recently promoted team, VAR is speaking
030
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I'll be honest, this doesn't soften the blow much. Beyond gutted
010
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
GW3 and I've already hit the Sod It button -8 Palmer -> Salah Witrz -> Sarr Bowen -> Muniz These moves set me up all the way to GW 9 with Salah -> Haaland being an easy move in GW6. So a hit is a bit reckless but it's a long term benefit. Plus it's a laugh
160
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Yeah, I can't really tell her off for that one can I
050
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I, for one, am buzzing to be play Man Utd next week
120
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
FREE HIT FAILED WHO GIVES A FUCK WE ARE BURNLEY AND WE'RE STAYING UP
040
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Fell for the Haaland hype again
050
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Good morning to everyone except João Pedro owners
3140
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
FH completed, feels really dirty to go for Roefs but I'm hedging against disappointment. If we score, I won't care about FPL anyway so either way is ok.
160
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Shout out to a Burnley cheapie if you're on FH or need to keep your eye on some midfield fodder. 2 defcons during a 3-0 loss and potential saving over Anderson (but less chance of attacking returns to be fair).
020
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
This sounds like copium but I'm just not arsed about this Burnley season. We'll have a few fun away trips, good times on the Turf, go down and enjoy the Championship again. Take the pressure off about trying to stay up and you can enjoy the craic
240
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Disaster of a night, 1.5M OR, season over, see you next year
150
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Lets'a Go! 🍄 No Salah but Treble Liverpool No Haaland but an easy enough route to get him in GW6 (Bowen ⬆️, Palmer ⬇️) BB1, FH2. Considered TC1 but got burnt by Isak last year so it's a ❌ Virgil could still become Frimpong UP THE CLARETS, let's have a 0-0 Saturday 👌
020
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Including Dubravka to be fair
media.tenor.com
a man in a joker costume leans against a wall
ALT: a man in a joker costume leans against a wall
120
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
🚨DUBRAVKA MAY NOT START GW1 🚨 Parker said he's still training alone and there won't be any risks taken. Said that Lesley has play D 60 minutes in house and is 'a little bit closer' than Dub and Broja. Weiß has had 5/4 weeks and saved a penalty Vs Lazio. Genuine Dub GW1 concern
240
Jimmy @jimmytheclaret.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
'BLACKBURN GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO'
050