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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 02/10/2026

It's time!! @nevernotfunny.com Subtoberfest is here!! Help us add 500 new subscribers by end of October. • Every new subscriber of at least 3 months at any level gets a pin. • Already a subscriber? Gift a subscription of 3 months or more at any level & get a pin. www.nevernotfunny.com/subtoberfest

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It's Subtoberfest Time Again!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 22/09/2026

I blame him for mistakes early in the season as well. NOT, just the last month. I agree the squad is tired… but so are other teams and you don’t do you guys any favors by mishandling the bullpen, starters and lineup on a regular basis.

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 16/09/2026

I’ll send Will a signed @nevernotfunny.com hat if I’m wrong… but this sure doesn’t look like THE lineup with the season on the line. @jrfegan.bsky.social @josh.soxmachine.com

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 13/09/2026

Oh no! We announced on NNF that the show was cancelled. So sorry you made the trip. You have to admit the pic looks good on that wall, though!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 06/09/2026

Someone in the booth needs to tell Justin Morneau that you don’t button that bottom button of a sport coat. @mlb.com #Peacock #MattVasgersian #SteveStone

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 03/09/2026

I tried Astros feed last night… had to turn him off. He bored the hell out of me. Luckily the Sox radio feed synced up. It doesn’t always.

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 01/09/2026

Your secret is safe with me!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 01/09/2026

Not this year. Stay tuned for a 2027 date!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 01/09/2026

Hey White Sox, I was catcher exactly ONE time in Little League over 50 years ago & I can provide the same offense you’re currently getting. Let me know if you want me to suit up.

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 28/08/2026

I'm part of this show to benefit Field Team 6 (grassroots org that registers Democratic voters) When: Wednesday, September 2nd, 7:30pm Where: Village Well Books and Coffee - Culver City, CA @fieldteam6 #voterizer secure.actblue.com/donate/ft6i-...

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I just donated to Field Team 6!

You can help register Democrats in swing states too!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 28/08/2026

Maybe your mother being famished made her say that craziness about The Supply! (nobody calls them that!)

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 28/08/2026

Thanks for coming!! I thought that was you off to my right!! And I too will make a note of your mother’s lack of interest in Air Supply. But… she’s missing out!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 28/08/2026

Thank you for your support of that dumb segment!!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 26/08/2026

“Guys, I don’t EVER want to see you swinging at a ball right down the middle of the plate!” - White Sox hitting coach - 2026

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 20/08/2026

“I’m very good at flagpoles” - The President Of The United States Of America, 8/19/26

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 20/08/2026

Tonight, Thursday August 20, I break my 7 year fast & return to DR. Grins in Grand Rapids, MI!! Come out, laugh and get some new braces or whatever the hell the name means. Steve Iott joins me! www.thebob.com/drgrins/come...

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Dr Grins Comedy Club | Comedian Profile

Downtown Grand Rapids, Michigan's premiere venue for nightlife featuring 4 restaurants, a craft brewery, live music venue, nightclub and stand-up comedy club.

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 19/08/2026

Tonight! I make my return to Go Bananas in Cincinnati! 7:30 show! Ossia Dwyer & Garrett Titlebaum join me! There is talk Chris Sabo may stop in for a set. (Talk that is not to be believed) gobananascomedy.com/main/

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Go Bananas Comedy Club – Cincinnati Stand-Up Comedy Club

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 15/08/2026

An embarrassing oversight on my part and an overreaction on yours.

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 15/08/2026

I watch Detroit feed. For other teams, I either watch the opposing team OR sync the radio feed w TV feed.

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 14/08/2026

Here's a chance to see me with my bed head, baggy eyes and huge forehead longwindedly answer some questions to promote next week's show in Grand Rapids, MI! www.woodtv.com/video/comedi...

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Comedian Jimmy Pardo brings his quick wit to GR

Host of the "Never Not Funny" podcast, Jimmy Pardo, is playing a show at Dr. Grin's in Grand Rapids on Aug. 20. (Aug. 13, 2026)

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 11/08/2026

NEXT WEEK!! Cincinnati, Grand Rapids & Ann Arbor! TIX links at jimmypardo.com It's time!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 11/08/2026

Why do I get hit w shrapnel on this?? Dore hasn’t been on in 12 years. For the reasons Andy laid out above.

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 06/08/2026

To quote my act from 1993: “It looks like he has a piece of lettuce on his head.” <applause break>

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 04/08/2026

I'll be running my mouth this Friday at the ELKS LODGE in Van Nuys! In the area, come out & enjoy some pasta & comedy! Info on flyer!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 30/07/2026

Thank you for such a nice message!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 30/07/2026

It was a long con… but she got us!!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 29/07/2026

Yes-indeed-io... THIS Saturday is Escon-did-io! August 1 at The Grand Comedy Club in Escondido! www.grandcomedyclub.com

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Grand Comedy Club

The BIGGEST names in Comedy every Friday & Saturday! -Follow us on FB, IG and join our VIP list.

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 26/07/2026

You’re a nice man. Thank you!!

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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · 25/07/2026

So this prick can insult the room w painfully unfunny “jokes”, but if a late night comic blasts him w a brilliant one, he calls for their termination. Got it.

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