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JimmyHeaters

@jimmyheaters.bsky.social
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Cardboard enjoyer, stats nerd, former bad guardian player, then a bad runeblade player, becoming a bad illusionist player in #fabtcg

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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was ready to drive 2 hours for a draft PQ only to find out it’s sealed instead. Not wasting $100 on gas, entry, and lunch just to open 2 expansion slot Ms and a dud pool #fabtcg
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Levia is so broken and needs bans! Images unrelated!
Screenshot of Fablazing matchup analysis showing Levia has a 51.2% win rate into All Heroes and another spot listing a 48.8% win rate across 4368 matches. It is not clear which is the correct value. Screenshot of Fablazing matchup analysis showing Levia has a 37.1% win rate into MarionetteScreenshot of Fablazing matchup analysis showing Levia has a 25% win rate into OscilioA list of included cards from the fablazing analysis, requiring the Levia decks included play 3 Blood Harvest, 3 Cleave the Heavens (Blue), at least 1 Cleave the Heavens (Red), at least 1 Feeding Frenzy (Red), 3 Shadowrealm Horror, 3 Dread Screamer (Red), and the 10 blue 6 power cards available.
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Phillip [FaBrary] @fabrary.net · 22/09/2026
🔍 New stats tools just in time for the new meta 🕵️‍♀️ Adding a confidence interval bar to each hero's winrate and matchup spread for a more accurate understanding of hero performance (uses 95% confidence) 🧮 #fabtcg
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone explain deck ratios with AI and found it was wrong with the first number I double checked, I’d have 2 nickels. It’s not a lot but you’d think people would learn you can’t ask AI to solve probability questions you can’t precisely describe #fabtcg
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Bios Update @biosupdate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ripple Away doesn't need to be banned in #fabtcg. If anything, we should count our blessings. And by that, I mean Count Your Blessings needs to be unbanned ASAP.
Count Your Blessings - Red
Cost: 2
Gain X life, where X is 3 plus the number of Count Your Blessings in your graveyard.
Generic Instant
Rarity: R
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Eileen Cherie
Copyright 2024 Legend Story Studios
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is better to have been stupidly locked in and lost than to have never been locked in at all
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Daily FAB Card @dailyfabcard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Daily FAB Card Day 271 Name of Card: Regurgitating Slog Rarity: Common Set code: WTR Card number: 197 Artist: CGlas #fabtcg
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Tyler Luce @looseleaftea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was inspired #fabtcg
the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure beating up a guy on the ground meme but it's the FaB cards Circlet of Eternal End, Exorcism, and Violent Gusto beating up Vynnset
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Lee McLeod @leemcleod.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looking at the crowd price is right style as I put more good Levia cards in Usurp the Shadow Throne and the crowd starts sobbing louder and louder.
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can they ban sink below already
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OllinTogether 🔜 Atlanta @irespectwomen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TWO SPOILERS FOR Jarl? #fabtcg
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Tessa Duvall @tessaduvall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🚨 Kentucky has announced the finalists in its "I Voted" sticker contest. 🚨 Per the Secretary of State: Kentuckians can vote for their favorite sticker at the SOS's booth at the State Fair from August 20-30.
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Nathan, Keeper of Tales @legendarystories.net · 14/08/2026
Every story on Legendary Stories is now a dot on a map. 839 heroes, characters, places, creatures and sets. 1,696 connections. Click any to see every story they appear in and go read it. The Lore Graph is live (link below 👇) #fabtcg 1/4
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
JW should take a break from social media, it’s a bad look when he loves to talk down to fans like this. @fabtcg.com should really hire a social media manager/coordinator to have this under control, like yesterday
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Flesh and Blood TCG @fabtcg.com · 11/08/2026
Victor Goldmane, High and Mighty officially reached Living Legend status in Classic Constructed on July 10, 2026. Congratulations to everyone who reigned high and mighty over the competition. Your names are worth their weight in Gold on the Roll of Honor! Read more: buff.ly/yrBVCEY
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Cass @maulcore.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#fabtcg As spoiler schedules are rolling out if you need any music for your spooky looking heavy metal cards please feel free to use any of my songs! We have some good riffs in there I swear
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This artist proof of Looming Doom signed by @mgonzalezart.bsky.social is my favorite. My favorite memory of the card was using the proof copy to shoot 5 arcane with CMT for lethal at an armory, which I still need to do with Zyggy and Aphrodias…
An artist proof and extended art Looming Doom, 3 blue Winter’s Bites, and 3 blue Flourish from the hit classic TCG Flesh and Blood signed by the artist.
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Last night I overheard a Lorcana player say “And I was watching their deck get smaller and smaller, and my deck wasn’t doing that obviously” and I so desperately want to hand her a Huntsman deck, I’m sure she’d love it #fabtcg
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Watching the live action Aladdin against my will while my car is being worked on and I can’t believe this made a billion dollars. It’s so bad!
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artemy burakh's tormentous nightmare🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchomushroom.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
how im feeling looking at good mastery pack cards #fabtcg
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is the entry promo I got for the first PT I played. I ended up having to sell the other 2 I got in side events to help cover travel costs, but I’ll always keep one because of how great an experience I had #fabtcg #fabcw @fabtcg.com
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Phillip [FaBrary] @fabrary.net · 24/07/2026
As far as i can tell this is the first event in North America this year that - Is in a semi-desirable/desirable area - Not on a holiday weekend - Is easy for direct flights - Is affordable - Has good promos - Isn't SAGE Who could have predicted that would lead to high attendance 🤯
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This has been an insane 24 hours but looks like the calling sold out in an hour. Multiple people are having trouble buying tickets
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Players yearn for shadow format
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Napkin math says this is something like 480 people losing their job to AI? Really makes me wish TCGs were run by people that love the games and not an underregulated gambling method that enriches dickheads like Mr. Cocks here
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Tony but spooky 🎃👻 @tonydoesnerdystuff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Do not play D&D. Do not play Magic. Play better games, by better people. Fuck these labor thieving, planet burning, Pinkerton using, bigot associating pieces of absolute shit to the grave and beyond. www.geeknative.com/225567/hasbr...
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norah, star of the swag 🔜 korshem @anorable.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the 100th calling in atlanta should have been living legend with an uprising draft showdown
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Is it a good thing that hype for Atlanta immediately fizzles when people learn the format is Silver Age? #fabtcg
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Decided to try recording my gameplay for the first time in a while and now I remember why I stopped. Really sucks to lose by 4 life and then find 7 value missed in the first turn alone #fabtcg
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Some of these new Levia cards sure are Something
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John @gnarlygnome.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vynnsett: “Levia, I bring ill news. Chane, our greatest ally against Solana, was killed at the hands of Viserai. Should we now let him lead our bloody conquest or avenge the closest thing we had to a friend?” Levia and Blasmophet getting to eat some good fucking food again: #fabtcg #fleshandblood
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Mick @mick2d.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#mtg spoiler from this week vs the #fabtcg spoiler... Speaks volumes about what game people should be playing. The king is dead, long live the king.
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am once again asking LSS to have a coherent ban philosophy that isn’t just “sell new cards.” This is about one specific leaked card. #fabtcg
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norah, star of the swag 🔜 korshem @anorable.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
apology for poor english where were you when chane die i was at home watching keynote when phone ring “chane is kil” “no”
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💜winry🖤 @w1nry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
as the pro tour draws closer, remember to successfully prepare yourself for the event
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think my block list on discord has more than doubled from reading the Talishar general channel today and I only just had lunch #fabtcg
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the glue factory got another angel today
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💜winry🖤 @w1nry.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
THEY FINALLY BANNED REMEMBRANCE LETS FUCKING GO
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💜winry🖤 @w1nry.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
do we love fables yet
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norah, star of the swag 🔜 korshem @anorable.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. gravy bones players are a textbook example of this phenomenon.
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It’s my favorite time of year, when I get to turn #fabtcg deckbuilding into stats problems instead of doing work
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“get ready to learn chinese buddy” meme but it’s “get ready to defense reaction buddy”
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typh - norah @typhy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
kavdaen deserves to be banned for what he's done to us. please join me if you agree
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artemy burakh's tormentous nightmare🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchomushroom.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
oh and while we're on the topic of boycotts, LSS partnering up with TCGPlayer, a company who are guilty of union busting and have an active boycott ongoing against them is mega fucked www.localsyr.com/news/local-n...
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TCGPlayer workers fight back against ‘union busting’
eBay has announced the closure of its Syracuse location, resulting in the loss of over 220 jobs, and allegations of union busting and abuse from security guards have surfaced.
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norah, star of the swag 🔜 korshem @anorable.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
first generation raised by fab content creators flesh and bad taught me to enjoy guardian ollintogether taught me to enjoy guardian lupinefiasco taught me to enjoy guardian aggroblaze96 taught me to enjoy guardian and i wouldn’t have it any other way
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JimmyHeaters @jimmyheaters.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I played maybe 6 games total in April in CC. I played more than that this last weekend in Golden Age, really excited to see where this format goes
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Rhea Adams | OnHitEffect @onhiteffect.ascent-gaming.com · 02/05/2026
Hi! Do you miss your favorite LL’d hero, but the Living Legend format is too high power or high variance for your taste? Try Golden Age! A new fan format that me, @w1nry.bsky.social and @helpmejace.bsky.social have been working on 💙 goldenagefab.com/about/
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What is Golden Age
What is Golden Age? Golden Age (also known as GAge) is a fan-made format for the Flesh and Blood trading card game by Legend Story Studios. Golden Age is an eternal format, where cards and heroes d…
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💜winry🖤 @w1nry.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
a demon visited me in my sleep and compelled me to make this
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