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D’yer Makar

@jimmybowman.bsky.social
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 1h
Holistic influencer
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 23h
Beyond the dog whistles, how deep in your own moral void do you have to be to think normal people see “asylum denial at 94%” and think you’re anything but a psychopath
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is one of the best articulations of some truly thorny questions that arise from these revelations, questions of which I’ve been unable to find any satisfactory answers to, probably because there aren’t any
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get ready for the MCU’s Salo
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I also think this is a good idea and that the GOP should divert as much money as possible from other important races into Idaho
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This guy rules because while losing the dumbest possible war he decides to cut even more leadership in his desire to have the beefiest army calendar shoot of all time
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s easy to forget the general purpose of art criticism until you read a really good example of it, like this one is.
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
William Gaddis was correct about the player piano
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a distinct memory of playing a demo of an N64 at a Barnes and Noble and to be honest I have no clue if that memory is real or not
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super into the idea of a movie where Tom Cruise and John Goodman do King Shit acting but man I do not think I can sit through an Iñárritu film to see it
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A tragic reminder that if you’re going to do gear you actually have to work out too
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not answering the prompt directly, but one of the easiest ways to get a laugh as an actor in Shakespeare is when your character says “fie”, stretch that f out like “ffffffffffffie”. Works every time.
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrestlers still keep dying way too young, man
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s okay to bring a fondue pot to a job interview though. A fondue pot implies everyone gets to partake
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An entire courtroom of people with the “fergie is singing the national anthem” face
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Larry Graham, Bootsy, Bernard Edwards, give me any disco/soul/funk players from that era
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I absolutely love the way they just *seal* him up there, like an ancient artifact in a sci-fi movie
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My only real takes are I understand why Breaking Bad is ranked number 1 (I’d have The Wire myself) on these lists but Better Call Saul is a much better show, and not having Fargo Season 2 on here is criminal.
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, if you’re the god of ironic fate, this has got to be an awfully tempting opening
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothing makes me laugh harder than every time Pimp C says “We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning.”
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you recoiled when minorities were systematically marginalized shouldn’t you also recoil when they’re not? That’s the, uh, actual argument he’s making?
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The fans insisting that Cregger screwed up by not including Leon Kennedy or Chris Redfield are funny because RE protagonists are, with few exceptions, the most nothing-there recurring characters in video games
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can take the Super Chargers out of San Diego but you can never make them stop being the San Diego Super Chargers
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Luther Burden really giving nominative determinism some evidence in that he’s become a huge burden to start on my fantasy teams
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*Bob Craft suddenly jerks upright from the massage table *
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The dude singing the national anthem at the LSU clearly has somewhere to be. Got his shit in and got out.
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Learning that Neil Young released a new album at age 80 is one thing, but learning that it’s his 50th studio album is something else entirely. Every 1.6 years on average the man launched music at the public
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The qb is going to feel terrible about this but he needs to understand that sometimes god just wants something funny to happen
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For me the lesson of Ozymandias is that I need to label more of my things
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s truly wild that Ms. Rachel has only ever said “please don’t murder Palestinian children” and these guys are so blinded by their own prejudice they’ve ended up with “Ms. Rachel wants to personally pull the trigger and bury me in a shallow grave”
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Still thinking about how Lindsey Graham felt chest pain, went “I can’t afford to die right now” and then died
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cackling at the happenings on Redzone for both positive and negative reasons
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When he first debuted I remember announcers going “was that it? Was that the gyro ball??” after every breaking pitch
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m seeing double here. FOUR Che Guevaras???
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A fun fact: because they’re in the southern hemisphere, the rams are turning clockwise as the niners flush them down the toilet
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(Watching a ketamine-addled Dr. Robotnik unveil his plan to stuff all tiny mammals into machinery) Dems need to get on this man’s good side
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hope this makes sense, but I feel like people who think AI can end the world within a decade only think that because it’s happened in fiction. But AI as it currently operates wouldn’t actually give anyone concern about that outcome absent those fictions. Getting Boss Baby vibes except it’s Skynet
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oof that is one rough looking swing. Thankfully Ohio only has two professional baseball teams, so I’m sure no one will notice.
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A lot of brains working normally brought this into existence
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m just happy the nuggets no longer have had the worst offseason
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not related to Document specifically but I listened to R.E.M.’s discography recently and it’s wild they went 8 full albums before they released something anything less than excellent.
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Stupid tv, be more funny
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A second Bol Bol has hit the sports
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So Michael Rapaport was inside the Pulp Fiction briefcase the whole time
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My beautiful son downed in Lake America. All those campers, those counselors, they watched it happen. But now there are rumors that he’s back from the dead and wears a hockey mask. He plays goalie for the San Jose Sharks last I heard.
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry’s ooze monster in Ferngully is a perfect example of the “sure boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you asked” effect
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In the two great muppet movies of the 90’s I love the way the two different lead actors approached their roles. In his movie, Michael Caine chose to act like he would with a cast of the Royal Shakespeare Company, and in his, Tim Burton went “I too, am a muppet”.
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Another “wrong 80 year old died” situation already??
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There’s a lot of steps involved, but I’m still going to credit Dolly for the moment on Ghetto Superstar when ODB says he’ll kick you in the balls like Pele
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D’yer Makar @jimmybowman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you’re a Democrat you don’t actually need to say anything one way or the other about a guy who is functionally an entertainer. Like, doesn’t it feel dumb to keep denouncing this person that most people have no clue about?
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