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Jimmy2Loaves

@jimmy2loaves.bsky.social
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Baking, cooking, gardening, birds, dogs, jiu jitsu, comedy, fuck fascists, pro LGBTQ

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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Please excuse this explicit photo. I know I don't normally post-hole.
Me holding a post hole digger in my back yard
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
🎶My rape kit's back and you're gonna be in trouble, Hey-la day-la my rape kit's back🎶
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I made Bavarian pretzels today and they turned out great! Remember to "sprinkle the bulge" with salt. I'm excited about these since it was my first time using a lye bath instead of a baking soda bath. Lye is caustic and can burn the skin but it's how Bavarian pretzels get their distinct color
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A yellow-rumped warbler shopping for bugs in my plum tree
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A Nashville Warbler spotted in my plum tree
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My niece wanted to put temporary tattoos on me and yes, this obviously required goggles. For safety.
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Yzma literally looking for a reason to get mad
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Weekend sourdough
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Gnocchi dokey
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hawks 32 Pats 17 For say I, Nostrajimus
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
More like Sad Fransisco #Seahawks
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
From an evolutionary perspective, what benefit do cats get from always sticking their paws under the bathroom door? How does that aid in their continued survival?
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I'm in an abusive relationship with New Year's. Like, "this time he really has changed! Everything is going to be better now!"
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I'm not so sure about this new year. I've been burned before.
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A black oyster catcher. Photographed in Seattle
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
As someone with a praise kink, I sometimes wish my potty still played a little tune and called me a big boy for using it
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I made some hoagies to make meatballs subs out of the leftover meatballs from pasta night. The sauce and meatballs are so flavorful that the sandwich doesn't need much else. I add provolone as a meaty moisture barrier, but that's it. Best there is west of the Mississippi
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I made really good spaghetti and meatballs. The sauce was made with garden tomatoes, garlic, celery, carrots, oregano, and basil. So we grew almost everything in it except the onion. Homemade noodles of course. And some homemade sourdough to sop it all up with.
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I met Billy Corrigan today
Me posing next to a smashed pumpkin on a street corner
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I made cheez-its last night. The recipe needs tinkering but overall I'm happy with them as a proof of concept. They're very crunchy and cheesy. A little too salty though. Might need to use a more mild cheddar next time.
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Couple of my signature sourdough loaves for the week
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Avocado slices on my homemade sourdough with a poached egg. Finished with salt, pepper, and habanero sauce
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Kole Musgrove @kolemusgrove.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
2005: a new Pope is elected, the Seahawks win 13 games and advance to the Super Bowl 2013: a new Pope is elected, the Seahawks win 13 games and advance to the Super Bowl (and win) 2025: a new Pope is elected, the Seahawks win 13 games, and…? 👀
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The first half of this Seahawks game was like watching a cat playing with a mouse before killing it Then the second half was like a polar bear rushed in and ate the mouse and the cat #Seattle #Seahawks
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
A couple sourdough loaves are done. Up next: the sourdough baguettes
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Got some really nice chanterelles today. So I hand-cut some pappardelle and essentially made a mushroom and spinach alfredo that really showcased the mushrooms.
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I made creme brûlée donuts. It's a brioche donut filled with fresh vanilla custard and topped with fresh caramel. The caramel cools rapidly when you dip the donut into it causing it to rapidly harden, giving you that creme brûlée crack when you bite into it
12 donuts with glassy caramel toppingInterior of the donut showing the vanilla custard filling
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Yzma sits on the couch like she's people
A small, cream-colored poodle-mix sitting on a red couch with her back straight and her hind legs straight out in front of her
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Some challah I made to make Thanksgiving stuffing with. I didn't have to braid it since it's just getting cubed up anyway, but also yes I did have to
Two golden-brown braided loaves of challah side-by-side on a baking teay
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
An Anna's hummingbird in my front yard taken with a 300mm lens
A hummingbird with fluorescent green back feathers is perched on a red feeder
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
And they all thought Trump would never reach around the aisle
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I haven't seen this many people from Seattle assault DC since Janury 6th #Seahawks
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
*You're* the one who wrote your phone number in the yearbook! *You're* the one who wrote "stay in touch" right under it! But somehow *I'm* being unreasonable for trying to fulfill your wish from 22 years ago?!
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"Let's win the whole fucking thing" - Big Dumper #Mariners #TridentsUp #OctoberBaseball
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Mariners!
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The Mariners completing a sweep of Houston on an Altuve strike-out is my love language
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
It's been 24 years now and I'm starting to think Hot Topic didn't actually keep my application on file
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Kimchi allows Tater to play lion-tamer
A tan greyhound holding it's mouth wide open while a King Charles Spaniel sticks his head inside the greyhound's mouth like an old fashioned lion-tamer trick
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My first attempt at a Victoria Sandwich Cake. Made with vanilla buttercream and homemade strawberry jelly from our garden.
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Wouldn't be shocked at all to learn Kirk got shot by a fellow insane right-winger for softening his stance on Epstien after Trump told him to
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Some recent bird photos I took. A rufous hummingbird, a great blue heron, and a northern flicker. 3 of my favorite PNW birds. I'm starting to get the hang of this DSLR.
A rufous hummingbird with a fluorescent green back sitting on a metal garden trellis A great blue heron standing in a river looking for fishA northern flicker perched on one of my backyard bird feeders
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Sorry, but I don't think South Park has been funny in a long time, and have culturally contributed way more harm in raising a "caring about things is lame" generation than they have good entertainment, but sure it's cool that Paramount paid them end world hunger money to laugh at Trump's tiny dick.
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
EPA under Trump = Expediting the Profiteering of Assholes
A post on the official EPA page on the other site that states today is AI appreciation day and that they are committed to slashing environmental regulations in support of making America the "AI capital of the world"
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Van Orden said this shortly before completing the assignment given to him by his dom because he and all other GOP officials are in fact little bitches
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The roses in my yard are showing off today
A fully bloomed rose with a yellow center that turns to orange and then red the closer to the end of the petal
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Jimmy2Loaves @jimmy2loaves.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Lemon raspberry cheesecake tartlets drizzled with homemade dark chocolate sauce. Raspberries from my garden and eggs from my chickens.
Mini cheesecake tartlet with a fresh raspberry topping the center and then drizzled with chocolate sauce and surrounded by 3 more berries for garnishMini cheesecake tartlets with a fresh raspberry topping the centerMini cheesecake tartlet with a fresh raspberry topping the center
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