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Running and Hiking fool. And in the darkened underpass I thought oh god my chance has come at last But then a strange fear gripped me and I just couldn’t ask.

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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 7h
Is it bigger than the bread-bin?
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 16h
Fat man goes #running Week 20 - Run 1 30 mins slow. Tentatively trying to get back up to five runs a week. Braced myself for another crisp October morning and was greeted with a surprising warmth.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah it’s pretty depressing. I’m seeing them more and more often too.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 19 - Run 4 5 miles slow. Went in an entirely new direction and found myself on an increasingly narrow country road with no paths which was surprisingly busy, so turned around early. Startled three pheasants out of a bush. Will try for a short 5th run next week.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aye, Nirvana unplugged is pretty special. I always thought The Man Who Sold The World was one of theirs. I was 21 before I heard the Bowie version.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bikes riding around Mirfield. Fuckers have got me second guessing whether I should walk the same route home going forwards. I often walk the three miles home without seeing another soul so it’s perfectly secluded. Fuck sake!
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They looked ahead and drove on through the tunnel. 10 seconds later a bloke walking his dog emerged from the tunnel. I’m convinced if he wasn’t there they would have tried to mug me. I’ve envisioned this situation many times. I’m sick to death of seeing groups of lads in balaclavas on electric…
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was walking home from the cinema today along the canal. Two lads wearing balaclavas on electric bikes drove past me and stopped 100 yards ahead of me in from of the tunnel. They were looking back at me talking. I realised I was about to be mugged. I braced myself and continued on ready…
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L.J. @louiejd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saw The Social Reckoning tonight... If I didn't already quit FB years ago, this movie would have made me Fuck Facebook #TheSocialReckoning
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just seen The Social Reckoning. It was a good watch but it’s just depressing that we’re all fucked. 7/10 #TheSocialReckoning
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 19 - Run 3 Saturday intervals
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just listening to Manic Street Preachers: Critical Thinking Lovely album. They never miss.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just watched #There’sSomethingAboutMary on dvd. 30p it was. I saw this in the cinema with pals when we were 14 (1998). I remember it as balls caught in zip and cum in hair, but it was much more than that. Nostalgia vibes in the area. Lovely film.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🙏
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fat man goes #Running Weight day Previous weight - 17st 3.25lbs (241.25 lbs) Today’s weight - 17st 1.5lbs (239.5lbs) 1.75 pounds down on last week 2 stone 12 pounds down overall All going well should be under 17 stone next week.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 19 - Run 2 40 mins steady
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 19 - Run 1 10 slow - 20 steady - 10 slow Pitch black run in the throwing down rain. Makes you proud to be British.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fat man goes cross country #running Week 18 - Run 4 8 miles slow Loads of dog walkers today. Two horse riders. Group of bloke on a hill all shooting guns but not sure at what. Coffee - shower - Full English
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*Glutton I walked the 3.5 miles home.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just seen #Digger At first I really liked it, then I didn’t, then I was exhilarated by it, then I was bored for a spell, then I really enjoyed it again. There were at least two scenes that were bordering on sensational. I dug the film. I’m a glutted for anything weird. 8.5/10
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 18 - Run 3 Saturday intervals
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fat man goes #Running Weight day Previous weight - 17st 5.5lbs (243.5lbs) Today’s weight - 17st 3.25lbs (241.25) 2.25 pounds down on last week 2 stone 10.25 pounds down overall
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oof, it’ll be a waste of James Acaster if he goes. #Traitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 18 - Run 2 38 mins steady
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 18 - Run 1 10 slow - 20 Steady - 10 slow. Warm again out.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 17 - Run 4 7 miles slow trail run That was brutal tbf - the trail is no joke. Big pot of coffee and full English now. You know it makes sense.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last year was a cluster f*ck for sure. I hope you get tickets. My code came through 17:30 yesterday so around this time.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got general standing which was £176. Really good luck tomorrow.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Code came yesterday evening. Got given a 3-hour slot today 5pm-8pm. You waiting for a code?
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Will need to be thrifty for the rest of this month but I’ll have forgotten about that by then.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow. I was 900th in the queue and got my ticket within 3 minutes. See you in Manchester June 26th! #Oasis27
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just seen Heart of the Beast. It wasn’t bad. Just kind of plodded along. The ending elevated it. 7/10 #HeartOfTheBeast
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 17 - Run 3 Saturday intervals. Parky out!
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fat man goes #Running Weight day Previous weight - 17st 8lbs (246lbs) Today’s weight - 17st 5.5lbs (243.5lbs) 2.5 pounds down on last week 2 stone 8lbs pounds down overall I’m relieved this week. Progress again.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Driving lesson tomorrow morning. I can feel the dread hanging over me now and colouring my day. That can’t be normal right? I keep reminding myself I’m not about to storm the beaches of Normandy facing a hail of machine gun fire. If they can face that, I can face the mild embarrassment of stalling.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 17 - Run 2 36 Steady. It’s getting increasingly difficult to get out of bed in the morning. God knows I desperately didn’t want to the last few days. I’ve been here before and fell out of the habit of running.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another hour now before it loads back up.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just finished typing up a covering letter and just pressed save and there was a power cut (this laptop has zero battery so switches off immediately if not plugged in). You have to laugh or you’ll scream.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought I’d update my cv and cov letter on my laptop. It’s maybe 15-years old. Anyway, been an hour and it’s still loading. It can be hard to fight through procrastination, and when you finally do, to be met with a loading screen is infuriating. This inanimate object has me sitting here raging.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 17 - Run 1 10 slow - 20 steady - 10 slow
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Many happy returns
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ll look forward to that then. Thanks.
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fat man goes #running Week 16 - Run 4 6 miles slow
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hahahahahahahhahaa. Fucking sensational #ResidentEvil
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BlissDv8 @blissdv8.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Last night I saw Resident Evil in 4DX at Regal I truly believe that's how all of you should go see this film. Also all the other versions of resident evil before this one was absolutely crap and this one actually felt like you were doing the video game. #residentevil #regal4DX
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saw Resident Evil at the cinema. It was a blast. Doesn’t take itself too seriously. Really well executed 90-minute film. 9/10 Some nice little Easter eggs for those who’ve played the games. #ResidentEvil
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Jimmy @jimiscoundrel83.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve ordered some trail running shoes, because I like to run and I like to hike. Now it’s time to merge the two. I’m excited thinking about my future cross-country Sunday long runs. #running #hiking
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