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J Rentz

@jimi.bsky.social
252 followers 480 following 171 posts

Semi retired restauranteur. Father of 2. Husband of 1.

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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Internet “prep time” to real prep time ratio is equal to the ratio of planned build out time to real build out time for restaurants. It’s a constant like the Fibonacci sequence.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Twinkies and Little Debbie’s are the last options.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Soon it will be all Soylent green and Brawndo.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The liver and sweetbread chips are da bomb.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s a miniature incineration toilet.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The RFK, Jr Colonoscopy prep gift basket.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Better than a college 529!
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They look to be somewhat in order as well.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is his Election Day event in a preschool room?
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m well. Mostly stalking. Always looking for fun trouble.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And I remember when you were just a young Turk on the twitters.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m not running for office until everyone I knew high school-college is buried.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Maybe the regime is trying to disappear you.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I owned a pizza place for 28 years. That’s exactly what I used it for. Cuts cleanly and easily.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And fresh mozzarella balls.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I guess Doge missed it.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Colonoscopy prep. 1/2 off
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s a BB gun
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And smells of poo.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I guess Church of Bob is out?
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Rhododendrons doing their thing.
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GJRboston @gjrboston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: The Banana Splits will NOT be performing at Freedom 250 Carry On.
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Banana Splits Band Performance
ALT: Banana Splits Band Performance
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Mini Kiss has turned down their invitation to perform at the 250 party.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Mini Kiss to the rescue.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Years ago Mini Kiss opened for Vanilla in Knoxville. Just maybe …
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If you know, you know.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Seems very punchable.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Strategery.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Did he shit the pool.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Iris and water lilies starting their show.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
No, but it would be great w pesto. Use in place of garlic.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
First peony.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Sounds like the industries need to invest in their own desalination plants.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
He’d make a great pizza cook.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
And his vest is dry cleaned or brand new.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hot Springs Campground slowly making a come back from Helene.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
His orangeness. Starring as Bond, Gold Bond.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I had the Kaypro. Wasn’t toting it far.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Nailed it!
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My view at work today. Weaverville ,NC.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Trash panda.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Oven if for a group. Micro for 2.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The Agers are an amazing family!
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Chicken foot.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
First dinner.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
There’s no place in my heart for it.
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J Rentz @jimi.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
NC has livermush🤪
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