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Jim Flanagan

@jimfl.bsky.social
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This one time, a real engineer called me a “software guy.” These days, I do my best work from the cockpit of a kayak I am 700 years old Mastodon: @jimfl@hachyderm.io Blog: jimfl.github.io/everything-burns/po…

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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Kilning your own charcoal isn’t a huge yak shave, is it?
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
This is a zero-sum game, and someone else is going to end up with elevated aplets
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i.imgflip.com/9cc4i7.jpg
Laughing politicians
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Very cool!
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
No more unhelpful than trying to be the first to walk a straight line, however it be defined
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
A general in the American Revolution says “Nobody knows”
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I laughed when I got to the Shun part. Then I cried
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
From “Between Two Sounds: Arvo Pärt’s Journey to His Musical Language”
A cartoon man, wearing a suit, arms akimbo, says “You see, it is the goal of power to destroy everything that has a soul!”
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Here is a wonderful write up of the sheer power of the list comprehension special form in #Elixir www.mitchellhanberg.com/the-comprehe...
mitchellhanberg.com
The Comprehensive Guide to Elixir's List Comprehension
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Good news everyone!
Public safety alert

Skagit county department of emergency management: PSE siren is sounding. This is a siren failure. The dams are not failing. Do not evacuate
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
👋
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Had you done that in my shop, I’d have rung your bell.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Hearing disturbing rumors that some of these protestors on the picket line are professional actors
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
This single gag was worth signing up to Bluesky for.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
THIS MACHINE GIVES MUSIC APPRECIATORS PTSD ukulele
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
This is an important event in history: coinage of “Musked up”
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
You make it sound like you made sour cream flavored ice cream on purpose.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
Are we not tiles? We are EINSTEIN.
The members of DEVO with red, non-repeatably tiling tiles on their heads.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
Wait. Why is the favicon for Bluesky the American Broadcasting Company logo?
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
Boy, the web experience for BlueSky needs work on mobile. After scrolling a while, it gets super jittery. Please don’t tell me about the app.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
I upgraded Apollo to Ultra, deleted my Reddit account and then removed the Apollo app. Thought about adding Reddit domains to the pihole, but that seems extreme.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
Let’s see if I understand this correctly: both Stack Overflow and Reddit are blaming “LLMs are being trained on our precious content!!!” for their sudden insular postures regarding access to content that isn’t really theirs anyway. The Bullshit Machine is eating itself.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
I see the trajectory. They’re gearing up to sell it to Elon Musk, who will re-brand it to X.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
must have been an accelerator project
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Filibustering requires a lot of standing.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
Macroeconomics: A rising tide floats all boats Microeconomics: A hole below the waterline tends to stay below the waterline
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
300 chars isn’t even enough for a decent shitpost.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
If Pez were invented today, they would be Xanax bar dispensers to wean kids off opioids.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Why not, like, “big-ass chunk-o-glass?”
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
I broke down and read the article. It implicates the pandemic period surge in remote work opportunities and high interest rates, yet never mentions the perceived risk of being laid off after an impactful relo. Because of course it doesn’t.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Did I miss an article about Bloomberg being acquired by The Onion?
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
American Corporations Have Never Been So Unwilling To Provide Secure Employment Situations
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/202… Huh. I guess Americans are reading all those Bloomberg articles about layoffs.
bloomberg.com
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Go home, Bing. You're high.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
When you're asked to ELI5 and you use words like "context" you're not quite there. 5-year-olds don't know a lot of words with 'x' in them.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Another vote for Widdershins. The opposite direction is deasil (alt. sp. deasoil/deaseil)
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Caveat should totally be spelled caveät!
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Well, shit. I guess it’s time to put the AQI complication back on my watch.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
www.thebump.com/b/most-popular-baby…
thebump.com
Top 1000 Baby Names of 2023
The Bump’s most popular Baby Boy and Girl Names for 2023. Picking your favorites for your little one couldn’t be easier from our top 1000 baby names list.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
“It is time to return to the office.” “Cool cool cool. Did you get the bidets like we talked about, or do we still have to use the sink?”
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
In space, no one can hear you scream.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Find the eagles.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
It’s 8am on a Monday, on a day that’s going to get into the 80s and I’m already wearing a wetsuit. I’ll let you know how it goes.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
I dreamt that I was in college, taking a course on early history of the British Isles, but I only attended lectures, and didn’t do any reading. My final paper was regarding Linda’s Farm, for which I got a big, fat F.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
To be clear, I intend to perpetuate the handwringing, mostly because I don’t have any cats.
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Jim Flanagan @jimfl.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Social media sure has a case of the McLuhan Flu right now. There’s far more handwringing about the nature and future of the platform than there is fat-chewing about everyday human business.
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