jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man looks like Powder got a hair transplant. 000
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comYoda There IsALT: Yoda There Is 000
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hard to assimilate harder than celebrating a college football win in Texas wearing a cowboy hat. Just regular old racism. 031
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You done fucked up. You just called a bunch of Creoles (not Cajuns) southerners. 001
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Texans offense.static.klipy.comJack Nicholson: Forget It, Jake. Chinatown.ALT: Jack Nicholson: Forget It, Jake. Chinatown. 010
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Really spoke to me at that age, when girls wouldn’t hook up with me. 010
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh cool two editorial boards but honestly does Bari have the bandwidth to sit on both? 010
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comNathan Fielder: Don't Be Shy, I Love ComplimentsALT: Nathan Fielder: Don't Be Shy, I Love Compliments 000
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It was so funny that one time they sold those shirts and then we got our ass kicked by TCU. Haha also fuck them forever. 001
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The easy short hand for this is that Ted Cruz thinks it's a good idea. Ted Cruz doesn't have good ideas. 000
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have a picture of my brother and I blackout drunk at the Sistine Chapel. Beautiful memories. Good thing I went back. I think the Chapel has seen a lot. 010
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?ALT: George Costanza: Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That? 020
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bro it's harvesting the sun tho. What the fuck are you talking about man? Is it a sentient solar panel or a goddamn tree? 000
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Roughly the same analysis that led Trump to think that bombing Iran would cause them to change governments. 020
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Matt should've traveled by sea in the Ammortal trailer. Only way to do it. 011
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Isn't there a Kushner around somewhere? Want to cover all the bases. 000
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don't know I think the fascists are a bigger problem. 100
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In 20 years this is going to be a goddamn Netflix true crime documentary. 160
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hard to imagine a FedSoc member I would support for any position over Saul Goodman tbf. 010
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You can see Olivia Munn. You can see Shailene Woodley. Why not Aaron's wife? Why can't you see her? 020
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Lance, Nathan and Elizabeth? Strap me in for the good shit. I wanna get fucked up. 000
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comKenan Thompson: Ain't Nothin' Gon' HappenALT: Kenan Thompson: Ain't Nothin' Gon' Happen 001
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Trying to give voters methadone when they're shooting heroin. 020
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'll see your working group and raise you a subcommittee. 000
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The centrist rally meme is ten years old. Better things aren't possible. 000
Reposted by @jimbotexan.bsky.socialTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/09/2026"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT 16918258
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This man was so mad he couldn't say the n word he got a PHD to cope. 020
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in three generations. That's America in the 21st century. 061
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Don’t look it up don’t look it up don’t look it up *looks it up* 1110
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Signing my kids up for Smack Academy by JImmy Smack III (Trey) right now. 000
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Imagine losing your mind upon realizing that Coates is a better writer than you. Like, yeah no shit of course he is. I think James Baldwin might be a better writer than me too while we're at it. 1231
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We're so fucked. We're gonna lose the fucking AFC South. FML.static.klipy.comSuperbad: Fuck My Life MomentALT: Superbad: Fuck My Life Moment 010
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The tennis shoes were cool right? And yet. 010
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Bro thinks 300 was a documentary and forgot that the Spartans lost. 030
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Don’t question it. Don’t say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we’re on the edge—the leche’s edge—and I feel like dancing. 000
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026My man looks like a vitamin D deficiency became sentient. 0110
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"Guys. Yeah, no, I saw it too. I can host this intervention. Yes, I have grass for him to touch. Bob can you get him to come over Sunday? Yeah, yeah, tell him we're talking about white genocide and that Peter Thiel will be there. That should work." 0100
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026*selects magic crystal, dies of death* 130
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Of course it has a Tolkien name too. Keep your fucking hands of LOTR which you don't understand. 020
jimbotexan.bsky.social @jimbotexan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Why should I change? They're the ones that suck. 010
