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Jimbles

@jimbles.bsky.social
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He/him. Indy. Once described as “a possum wearing Louis Vuitton”.

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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 18h
You cannot throw ass in the office just because the music in your headphones is throwing-ass worthy
Guy pointing at himself in the mirror meme
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another day in the state that works 🥴
Photo of the south side of Monument Circle in Indianapolis, facing south towards Washington street. A column of water from a broken water main is in the middle ground, blocked by construction equipment. People walk by in the foreground, while the street is blocked at multiple points by police.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Girl, how are you a billionaire with a signature like this?
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know what, why the hell not 😂
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Glad we all had our glasses of stupid juice this morning
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It was one of my favorite parts of visiting DC before the pandemic. We stayed at a townhouse in the Shaw neighborhood and walked everywhere (pics for funsies)
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For the love of God, I am begging local news outlets to hire developers that can actually make a functional site. I can’t read more than two sentences without it either skipping up or down, reloading, or freezing mid-reload.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh, this is a Movie™️
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rip to the freebie hand fan I got from [somewhere lost to my memory]. It survived three quarters of the fever game on Saturday
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
(Nerding out intensifies)
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nerding out
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mecca for those with the eyes to see
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sacramento, I am in you! I’m already jealous of the weather.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Now how did I know he was going to pull some bullshit like this
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Truly unparalleled levels of Napoleon Complex
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Almost time for another season of “why don’t we do this all year??”
Pictured is the northwest quadrant of monument circle in Indianapolis, taken from the steps of the monument itself. The road of the circle is covered in fake grass, planters, tables, chairs, etc. for a temporary park called “Spark on the Circle”.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We out here* *Brewery patio pre-trivia 🫡
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Perspective is fun sometimes
Photo of a portion of monument circle in Indianapolis, showing an ornate lamp that is part of the monument steps in the foreground. The Hilbert Circle Theater is in the middle ground, framed by taller buildings on both sides. The rear portion of the theater is behind that in dark brick, a slightly taller parking garage behind that. In the background is a building under construction, being converted into a hotel.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I should’ve known the do317 list of best bars was going to be rough, but them putting the legitimately -awful- country bar at number 2 has me giggling.
Screenshot of the Do317 webpage, showing the first two entries in their list of Indy’s 50 Best Bars. The Rathskeller is number one, and Clayton’s Country Bar is number two. It’s unclear if these are ranked in any particular order.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I certainly didn’t think about infrastructure when I got this bullsh-t email from AES this morning.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Came back to this album a couple months later and it does, in fact, still slap
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The threshold is just low enough where I laughed my ass off and immediately gave them the $5.
Screenshot of the Cash App, showing the Cash App Card themed after Charli xcx’s ‘brat’ album. This card is a reference to the credit card from Charli’s movie ‘The Moment’. The fictional bank Howard Stirling is on the upper left side of the card, with “rip the moment” on the right side.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Good lord
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Evergreen indicator of a loser, I give this one the bird every time I see it
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Me every time I see a headline at this point (this is the dumbest possible timeline)
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Steve Jobs getting bodied from the grave was not on my bingo card for this year, but here we are
Screenshot of a page from ‘Enshittification’ by Cory Doctorow. The text reads: “Apple CEO Tim Cook has a reputation for being a kind of cuddly tech boss who stands out from the pack. But the reason Apple’s board picked Cook to replace cofounder Steve Jobs after he juice-cleansed his way into an early cancer death wasn’t Cook’s sunny disposition.”
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
White women on social media remain fucking weird.
Cropped screenshot of a Facebook post in a neighborhood group page: “We have have noticed on our Ring cameras a man walking his dog through the middle of several of our front yards between about 1–3 AM, instead of using the sidewalk. The dog is often allowed to approach porches, bushes, and doors.

This has been happening repeatedly and makes some of us uncomfortable. Please check your cameras if you haven’t already and keep an eye out. Our yards are private property, and walking through them is considered trespassing, even if it seems harmless.

This post isn’t to accuse anyone—just to raise awareness so we can discourage it from continuing and keep our neighborhood safe and respectful.

Thanks everyone for your help and vigilance!”

A short video clip is attached to the post, showing a nighttime view of the poster’s front yard. A person is seen walking their dog through the poster’s front yard off to the left of the frame.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Okay, let’s try that again without my tap card number in the picture lol. Why am I still being charged the old fare?
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I need to know what decision was made in the Meijer soda aisle
Photo of a shelf of different sodas. Several different beet products have been left on the shelf in front of the sodas, including two jars of pickled beets, cans of whole beets, and a possible jar of beet preserves.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I see your malort and raise with… pumpkin spice malort (it had texture)
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Good to know impd also doesn’t care about the Pennsylvania street bike lane (surprise: they never have)
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The only two pictures I have from Thanksgiving this year: the wine spread (which my mom and I went through 3/4 bottles), and the carrot cake layers I made last night. It’s been a good day
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
If there’s one thing you should know about me, I will always find a way to buy some goofy shoes
Cropped screenshot of an order confirmation for three pairs of shoes, all from Converse. The first pair is red with bright red stitching and a transparent light blue rubber sole. The second is a custom pair of heeled platform shoes in yellow with the signature converse logo patch in black. The last pair is black waterproof boots with a thick textured sole, similar to a hiking boot.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I don’t see this in this stretch often, but come on
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I can’t be the only one who finds this weird, right? The branding deals keep getting weirder, and this is a $300 bottle of champagne.
Promotional picture of a special edition of Dom Pérignon champagne with Basquiat-style decoration, notably their famous crown in a teal color.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
To their credit, it’s at least not bright white with black trim. But I can tell you this is a flip, they’re not actually restoring anything that will make this a nice place to live 🥴
Picture of a large multi-family house mid renovation. The side wall is an older yellow color, while the front has been painted a light gray. The trim is partially painted black, with some pieces of bare wood where the trim has been replaced. Two windows are boarded up, others have panes missing, and one window on the side wall is missing entirely.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Walked my mom off the ledge of buying Dom Pérignon, so I now have a (much cheaper) bottle of actual champagne in my fridge for when “the thing” happens 👀
Picture of a bottle of Marie De Moy Brut Champagne, green glass bottle with a gold foil top. The label is white with a red eagle logo.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Another day, another chance for a truck to block two bike lanes at once 🙃 (This was earlier this morning, I just forgot to share it until now) @indypedcrisis.info
Wide angle picture of a semi truck and trailer parked on a bike lane. The nose of the tractor is partially blocking the crosswalk for the Indy Cultural Trail at Pennsylvania and Washington streets.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Sometimes free will as an adult is cool. I’m reading a gay ass book about Leo da Vinci with a (surprisingly good) glass of Prosecco that I’ve never had before today.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Bringing this back out of the archive, because what
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Indy Pride really did turn up tonight (yes, these are all from Tinashe’s set, but she was just so much fun)
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Same view from my office before I left, it just kept going 😩
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
That they haven’t made the circle a park on a permanent basis gets more frustrating every year that we have spark. It could be so good(!!) but y’all just refuse to do better.
Low-angle shot of the Indy Soldier’s and Sailors’s Monument, partially obscured by trees in planters. The sky is clear and blue and the fountains at the base of the monument are on.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I forgot how much this pissed me off
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
What in the flying fuck do you mean
Screenshot showing an Apple News notification from The Hollywood Reporter. Headline is “Homeland Security considering pitch for citizenship competition reality TV show”
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This was a surprise on my walk to the bus stop this morning. Iykyk
Picture of a wooden fence with “deny, defend, depose” spray-painted in white. Older graffiti is to the left of an abstract face with “MAO” in black paint
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
That hotel we all paid for is starting to poke above the city 👀
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Something is in the air, because the release radar is off the rails today
Screenshot of my homescreen, showing the cover for “I wanna see my friends dicks” by Jordan Firstman. The cover is the artist surrounded by shirtless men, the artist at waist-level height.
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Jimbles @jimbles.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This feels like something Bethesda would do. Just five busses all splicing into each other at once
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