Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 11hChris clairemont is making Dr strange rhyme his spells again :( 010
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The "curse of self knowledge" is the most metal shit I've ever seen. There's a few people I'd like to cast this spell on 131
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh my god I forgot that not only is odin his own grandfather, he's also a reincarnated Egyptian god. I wonder how far back he actually goes. Maybe he's actually an old god like cthon 100
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The roy Thomas eternals stuff is borderline unreadable. The worst of Jack Kirby's writing instincts and the worst of roys. Just painful. 10000 side characters and endless lore for the sake of lore. I think we only have any of this left in canon because the celestials are really cool looking 151
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do u think 70s beast would be cool with tranniez or would he be weird about it 210
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026told my friends there's a guy who looks exactly like guillermo del toro at the rave and were like hell yea omg you're so right that's incredible, but they were looking at a different guy and they didn't agree that my guy looked like him at all 010
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I dreamed my dog came back to life and hung out with me at work and my boss got mad at me like hey you can't have your dog here. I said sorry dude she just appeared here I think I've got a pet semetary kinda thing happening. My boss was like oh ok that's fine carry on 021
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's wild going back into avengers history finding out how important this cow lady was to so much backstory 220
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have a new top of the "civilians who are super duper dead" list. This guy is as dead as anyone has ever been. His bones are dust 120
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Finally got to the demon in a bottle plotline and man it's unbelievable how much better David michelinie is at making tony likable. Love this sequence where tony gets drunk and bored and flies off to jump start random people's cars. 130
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026had someone at work tell me that I could be an Alice, and I had to explain a lot of things to her to explain why that's such an insult 100
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We at the Democratic party oppose the Republicans policy of surrendering unconditionally to the borg. We think we should only offer them a couple star systems as a treat 130
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think it's really funny that one of the x mens most intimidating enduring foes is the Canadian government 010
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I feel like the characterization is starting to get rock solid a couple years into Claremont's run. I really like how naturally the friendship between Scott and logan is developing. Having Logan be the more empathetic one despite his exterior makes their interactions pop 120
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Banshees powers are bullshit edition #4 apparently he can make a wide beam laser that blocks energy beams through solid rock by yelling loud enough. I'm tired 110
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I have to respect clairemont for respecting the canon of the stupid joke SNL crossover 031
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Still living my entire life in fear of being doxed again. Double and triple checking every picture for identifying information, keeping myself niche so I never get noticed enough to draw negative attention. Just a decade of the internet being a miserable threatening hammock over a lot of spikes 230
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It lowkey sucks a little being stuck in 1979 and seeing someone post a comic from the last 10 years that seems cool and like man I have to grind to even get to the first secret wars 220
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My only complaint about death stranding 2 so far is that when I saw the first teaser it just said DS2 and I thought it was because he was doing a gag where the initials were going to stand for different things 120
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Loving spider-mans first day as an undergrad TA at supervillain school. What DOES the human skeleton have to do with bees? 110
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How come scorpion had no knife on his tail for decades? Was it a comics code thing against knives? 000
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026thinking about the time my star wars group tried to fool an enemy ship into thinking they crashed into a jungle planet by crashing their ship into that planet for real. 120
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If I don't get to gm a tabletop rpg immediately I am going to dissolve into goo 020
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Losing my mind at this droid in marvel star wars with the nipple twiddling control panels. Did this guy stay canon? Can we bring him back out of legends we NEED nipple bot 100
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Losing my mind at spider woman's interaction with this cunty gay man 260
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I've been thinking about the lightning laser all night and my final take is that it should only work if she fires the lightning directly into his eyes 100
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Man reading old x men is so weird. Idk whether I'm more startled by wolverine doing tech wizardry or cyclops shooting lightning lasers. Should they have let them keep this as a team move? I guess there wouldn't be much room for Bishop if he could do this 010
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I just spent like 3 hours trying to climb over a mountain in death stranding 2. I fell off and died 25 times. All my cargo is ruined, my ropes are unclimbable, my baby is mad at me, and my lungs are full of tar. All in a good days work 110
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026man Luke don't be so hard on yourself, you're at least a 6 020
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is the hardest line I've ever seen in a comic book 040
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If the necronomicon is so good where's necronomicon 2??? 220
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Devil dinosaur fucking rules. I'm fully on board. It's like reading someone's jr high notebook doodles come to life. Kirby just wanted to draw monkeys riding dinosaurs and jousting with spears and man HELL YEA. This is my favorite run in 78 I'm pretty sure 131
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Resident evil 6 rules actually. I people's elbowed a zombie idk what else anyone needed 010
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I think it's crazy that Chris Claremont's first idea for magneto wasn't the whole survived the Holocaust cycles of revenge thing, but actually that magneto is probably really mad about having been turned into a baby 230
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I recommend this one game death stranding, it's a single player Big Walk-like 010
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I haven't read the immortal hulk stuff because I'm stuck in the 70s still but I've absorbed a lot through osmosis: I think the idea that the hulk is actually some kind of hell demon is a great solution to where his character is stuck after brand new day. 111
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Oh my god and he's deaf while he's using his powers as well? Of course he would be!! I guess as long as a telepath is on the team he's okay but what a huge weakness. Does he have mutant hearing protection as well or is he blasting out his eardrums when he uses his powers???? 120
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The only answer I can come to is that banshees actual power is to delete pockets of air to create negative pressure that then make a sound from air rushing in to fill the void. When he flies he's being pulled by negative pressure. His beams are just a wave of air being pulled in the same way. 060
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 16/08/2026How the FUCK does banshees flight work???? I always thought he was screaming down to push himself up and use his wingsuit to glide around but????? 230
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I love that she looks like she's taking a selfie here 000
Jilluminum @jilluminum.bsky.social · 13/08/2026the knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss 050
