This is gonna sound like a lame answer but I'd genuinely want to pick Jesus. The first century is such a monumental turning point in history that I'd like to just take him aside and ask "what the fuck even happened there man"
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Who, me? You know how writers will sometimes do stand-up to try out their jokes. This account is kinda like that (except for the posts you don't find funny)
![script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read
ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]
CURTAIN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64mdicpo7sq4k5bx2z3m2jo6/bafkreia7vy7yqqyb7ytslx43odsuqsi4etojsjjntlqcrsguwncynwrfpm)
