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Jibsie

@jibsie.bsky.social
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I must be going insane, words cannot describe the level of anger and disgust I felt looking at the response to the allegations against Platner this week. I’m seeing people that have yelled ACAB for the past 6 years asking “why didn’t she call the cops”.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Shocking, the guy that had a nazi tattoo for 10 fucking years turned out to be a piece of shit. Who could have guessed.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So, someone was REALLY FUCKINHG IMPATIENT FOR DINNER
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What happened to your legs Lieutenant Dan?
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Mom got me this for Easter, I'm 30
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My debit card got locked due to a "suspicious" charge from mcdonalds, I'm american, that is the least suspicious charge ever.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Economy so bad we gotta start washing paper towels.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas
Lego Gameboy built and displayed
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Ever hear someone mispronounce a word so badly you forget the proper pronunciation?
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
No shit there's no scientific facts, IT'S A QUESTION ABOUT A FICTIONAL CREATURE.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Hell of a deal xbox
Screenshot of the xbox store displaying a deal at 0% off.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Time Stranger story be like Have I reminded you how dead your dad is lately?
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Gotta say, the abundance of homing projectiles in Hades 2 is kinda fucking annoying.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I think i just got haggled by taco bell
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I have reached 150 followers on twitch, within the next 2 months the I will be making a PowerPoint over why I kinda hate KH3 and going over it Drunk. Just need to replay it.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
So my dad discovered how easy it is to be a right-wing grifter and asked why I don't do it. I told him because he was a good father and raised me to have morals, his response? "I should have raised you to have have less morals" 🤣
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I fucking despise the plot point of "here's this miracle cure-all that the protag needs to survive but here's another highly sympathetic person that also needs it and there's only one and will only ever be 1" like, the fuck???? You figured out this impossible puzzle and didn't make copies? WHY????
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Why dooes drinking make making a sandwich hard? damn you lowering of motor contorlk
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
HO LY SHIT Pokémon Gen 9 is SMOOTH on switch 2.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Got a hold of switch 2 gonna open it and play some games after eating at twitch.tv/jibsie
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
In honor of Doom The Dark Ages I want to bring up this ad from PC Gamer Jan 1998, The Infamous "John Romero is going to make you his bitch" ad archive.org/details/pc-g...
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PC Games - January 1998 : IDG Communications, Inc. : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
PC Games - January 1998 scanned in at 600DPI. PDF is OCR'd.Scanned by the Video Game History Foundation, please consider supporting them!
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Magneto: Holocaust survivor that knows first hand the horrors people can commit when they feel others are beneath them Also Magneto: "I shall call the group of people I belong too Homo Superior" Remember, Magneto is suppose to be sympathetic, not correct.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Those getting the Switch 2 on release day, what games are you grabbing day 1. I'm getting: Mario Kart World FF7 Remake Street fighter 6 Bravely Default
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Pope Francis meets with the current Administration ONE TIME and decides he's had enough.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I'm hosting a video game Jeopardy with @kraglin.bsky.social @royex.bsky.social and @stubbydaggers.bsky.social
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My little niece upon seeing Quagsire "He's a funny little guy"
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
For anyone doing Yu-Gi-Oh Master Duel Stuff my rookie and returner code is 2917db50
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Help
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
They finally did it, Oreo flavored Oreos
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Redoing Parasite Eve as my first stream in 2025 at twitch.tv/jibsie
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
In 3 days you will be able to make Godzilla do the Miku dance in fortnite, real life doesn't exist anymore.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Got mcdonalds yesterday and my dad gets the 5$ bundle, which includes a burger and 4 piece nuggets. Get home and my dad's like "Nuggets feel light." He opens the bix it's just 2 beef patties. I couldn't stop laughing.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Mom"What did you get your dad for Christmas?" "The movie set I told him I was getting him" Mom "You told him what you were getting him?!?" Also my mom:
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Marvel Rivals release day "I've known Jeff the shark for a day and will kill for this thing" 4 days after release, having been eaten 6 times in 1 game, twice by my own friendly Jeff. "Maybe Shark Fin Soup isn't that bad"
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The perks of working at a school, I don't work tomorrow because it's a snow day.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
They can never take it away from me again.
Physical copy of Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection Arcade Edition with the Pre-Order comic
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
We need more Parasite Eve
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Fangamer is getting Signalis merch in 2 weeks. I can't wait.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Not what I'd pick for a home but you do you.
Ladybug sitting in a bottle cap
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Hi, I've noticed you haven't played Signalis yet. You should change that.
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Jibsie @jibsie.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Doing the Algorithm Moots thing Streaming Resident Evil Pokemon SMT/Persona Zelda Metroid Digimon Dragon Ball Street Fighter Nintendo Yu-Gi-Oh Roguelikes Castlevania
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