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Petty Revenge 4 I have worked out how we punish Man City for their 114 violations. For the next 5 seasons the 2 CB have to hold hands all game and skip around the pitch instead of running.

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 21h

Petty Revenge 3 I have worked out how we punish Man City for their 114 violations. Any team they play against can never be offside for 5 years and everytime Man City are caught offside the opposition gets a penalty.

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Okay, I have devised a new punishment for Man City. Every time they score a goal, the player gets a red card for the next 5 years.

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Okay, I have devised a new punishment for Man City. Every time they score a goal, the player gets a red card for the next 5 years.

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have decided on Man City's punishment. No players can wear football boots for 5 years PL = Barefoot CL = flip-flops FA Cup = Clogs League Cup = high heels

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have decided on Man City's punishment. No players can wear football boots for 5 years PL = Barefoot CL = flip-flops FA Cup = Clogs League Cup = high heels

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm waiting for the Man City fans to start saying ‘Oh I was supporting City but now I'm going to support Liverpool/Arsenal because they cheated and now I can't morally stay supporting City’ Glory hunters

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Total Drama Action: Courtney Asks to Switch Teams

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think the only outcome for Man City is the owners' expulsion. Removing the owners takes away most of the legal cases; you still have to punish the club, but expelling the club is too far. Therefore, my solution is to expel the owners; they will make most of their money back in a sale, too.

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So Man City knew they'd been found guilty and still spent 567m in the highest-spending transfer window in PL history. FFS

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Kid Swings Upside Down into Puddle

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Genuinely can't wait for this international break to be over. It's so boring

James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Spare a thought for James Milner, 3-time PL champion. If Man City gets their titles removed and given to the second-place teams, he will become a 3 time premier league champion

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James Milner: Deal With It - Liverpool FC YNWA

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wrtiz and the attackers just need to learn each other's preferences and automatic actions and he could fly. He just needs more games with Isak & Barcola and the goals will come.

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Pecked by the seagull Arsenal were pecked by the seagulls Pecky by the seagulls

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seagull puppet think yes

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just FYI Rugby has had video referees since 1996 They had is pretty much nailed down in 1999

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Rick Sighs While Looking at Phone

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I expect this from 10’s they should be risking losing the ball to make things happens. 8’s on the other hand 🤐

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

VAR has been so bad this season already. It's not complicated Put the ref in charge and get him to ask VAR to review elements. I would like Interference and offside checked please, allowing human error but the human is on the field not a soulless post form a RefWatch

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I think the main thing I learned from today's game is Grav and Szobo can't play together as a two. MacAllister + Either for me

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Big decision to bench Kerkez

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster on land So I a triathlon it will all come down to the cycling

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Scuba Diver Encounters Silky Shark

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just getting this out my head Last night I had a dream that my nephew (who took his own life last year) was in a living room as I walked past my sisters house with a huge smile on his face waving at me while everyone else in there like a grey mist human. That why I got up at 4am today. Odd

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

3 Good Wirtz - Pressing machine Arajou - Sign him up Macca - will always get a yellow but meh 3 Bad Kerkez - Needs to improve his game intelligence Grav - Took a few too many risks I dont have a 3rd What about you?

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

These last 5 minutes plus added time are key to seeing the mentality of the team under pressure. Do we stand up or buckle

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Dear Liverpool If I could just trouble you for a 3rd goal that would do my nerves the world of good. Signed All fans

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So Macca doesnt touch the Atletico player, and it's a foul, with all players asking for a red card. Isak gets his ankle kicked and gets no foul and has to come off the pitch. 11 v 12 at the moment

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Jack Nicholson: I'm Not Angry!

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Why is it every time an Atletico player goes down, the ref blows like a toddler playing with a whistle for the first time. But when I Liverpool player goes down... SILENCE

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is the area Kerkez needs to improve. When do you stop following the run and hold the defensive line. He created the dog leg that allowed the player through onside.

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300: Shields Ready, Hold the Line

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Barcola STARTS! 🎉🎉🎉

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No Gakpo in the squad for tonight 😬 But Barcola debut

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

As Turkish Airlines will take over from Standard Chartered If there launch video isn’t a scouser getting a flight to get Turkey Teeth or a Hairtransplant they have missed a trick. #Liverpool

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Salah transfer fee via Turkish Airlines

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Trump Epstein files Infantio Lindsay Clancy case Arsenal Fans

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This twonk has no shame.

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James Dean @jiardean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sometimes it’s important for these younger players to get experiance playing for smaller clubs.

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