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@jhessberg.bsky.social
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Opinions are my own etc. etc. Starting to post because I won't be part of a "silent support."

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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 16h
The O. is for optional.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She might make the food cart.
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Scotchguard the couches.
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Damn Punch
ALT: Damn Punch
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yale gonna take that law degree back so fast.
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Simpsons Yoink Compilation
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Snakecelot.
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Man Writing in Notebook
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bezos about to start talking about eating the rich.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going for Mike Johnson's crown.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Billy Madison Meme: I Award You No Points
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Merriam-Webster:
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He Can't Keep Getting Away With This!
Alt: He Can't Keep Getting Away With This!
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ted Cruz leaning outta the frame for the dictator part or just had to leave early?
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Humbly:
Cake that says "Stop talking about invading Greenland, ass."
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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JonTron, Markiplier & Lucahjin Play Slide Whistles
Alt: JonTron, Markiplier & Lucahjin Play Slide Whistles
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Polls don't vote. If you're seeing this and not registered to vote yet, get on it. Vote.org
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Everything You Need to Vote - Vote.org
Register to vote. Check your registration status. Get your absentee ballot. Fast, free, easy, secure, nonpartisan.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Peter Thiel is not getting his money's worth on that one.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
Alt: Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You folks are going to be so busy next year. Thanks for doing the hard work with class and integrity.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On the bright side, the mainstream media doesn't seem to care about a Twitch streamer's opinion quite so much right now.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Paul James Reacts: He Lied
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Little early on a Sunday to be that drunk but do you, I guess.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We're two weeks out from him bulldozing the Washington Monument to make a Trump Hotel/Casino/Apache helicopter dispensary.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We've come a long way, huh?
Clinton/Lynch tarmac meeting.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Interesting that this is happening and we're a month overdue for his quarterly "perfect" MoCA test results as he hyperfixates on his legacy. I'm sure they stop doing those at intervals all the time.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's gonna end up carving it into the side of a 7-11 with a screwdriver by the time this is over.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Press room is gonna look like this + Scott Jennings pretty soon:
Cardboard cutouts of South Park characters from the lock down.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's not that elaborate.
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Tom Cronenwett Pushes Tortoise in Wheelbarrow
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Choo choo.
AI slop of him standing on the tracks with a train bearing down on him labeled midterms.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nope.
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Get out
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Costanza and Heinz Ketchup
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lee Greenwood like
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Birdman Rubs His Hands Together
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today is National Voter Registration Day — and we're less than 50 days from the midterms. The best time to check that your voter registration is up to date is right now. And remind your friends and family to do the same. This is absolutely vital. ⬇️ nationalvoterregistrationday.org
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National Voter Registration Day
National Voter Registration Day is a holiday celebrated on the fourth Tuesday of every September. It's goal is to focus
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Conspiracy to commit election fraud under 18 U.S. Code § 597?
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I do not know that man, Epstein...Kronk! Wrong speech!"
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Kuzco Kronk Shocked
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looks like his brain could feature on the next season of Is It Cake? Heck of a recovery from "just a fall."
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Democrats @democrats.org · 15/09/2026
Today is National Voter Registration Day! In 49 days, we will take back Congress, vote Republicans out, and win up and down the ballot. Register to vote at IWillVote.com.
A photo of a bald eagle with wings spread wide against a large, blue star. Bold red text reads "Get Ready to Vote" above and below the eagle. At the bottom, yellow text displays the website IWillVote.com.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somebody needs to put the squeaky tank audio over this and inject it straight into my brain.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is he in a Lowe's?
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Denzel Washington in Training Day
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Magna-Tiles-ass truck.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I didn't realize Musk had that many burner accounts. Yeesh.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For the record,that is 9% of Ukraine's landmass. Could you imagine if he said, "If the U.S. Will withdraw from Texas (7.6% of our landmass)..."
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Live your life so you don't have to hire a paid actor to play the role of loving daughter.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is quote of the year territory. Well done.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Don't You Think She Looks Tired?
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The face you make when you're so bad at repairing pools you lose your guy the midterms, Jeanine Pirro's bar card, and create a vindictive prosecution case for the law textbooks.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you all. 25 years later and I still remember the outpouring of support and sacrifice from all our brothers and sisters, in Canada and across the globe. Merci.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man, when's the left gonna tone down the rhetoric? He pauses and says nothing.
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jhessberg.bsky.social @jhessberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Newsnation taking a swing at facts!
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Check Out The Big Brain On Brett
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