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J “Halloween” B 🎃

@jhb.bsky.social
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The Pharaoh’s Curse.

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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 3h
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 4h
All that AND Peggy Noonan?
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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
Alt: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 15h
snuff films dot gov
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 9h
Back in business.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 10h
Holy moly.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 10h
Forbidden knowledge to the freedom impaired. Anyhow, time to buy. bsky.app/profile/jhb....
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 12h
Script needs at least two fucks.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 12h
Guns of The Penguins
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 12h
I’m glad you understand…respect 👌
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 13h
That’s right, Rob. bsky.app/profile/jhb....
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 13h
Did you get the gas station nachos yet?
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 14h
Also true, as far as it goes.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 14h
It’s one of those movies that, looking back, was a big red flag for a guy I grew up with who I assume is a full-on incel rage guy by now.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 14h
Ooof, buddy… bsky.app/profile/jhb....
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 14h
You drive a hard bargain…
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 15h
Still shipping the pins though, right?
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah, JACK off your self to the gods.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 16h
Soooooooo…what, you don’t think those things are bad??? You just want to recline like a Roman emperor, eating your sardine macaroni and watching the bloodshed???
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 19h
Clock’s counting down to the Hooters revelation, Noel. Tick-tock!
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 19h
“Can’t park that there mate!”
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 21h
The Wisdom Hole
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 09/10/2026
[climbing down from ceiling] never in doubt, had them all the way, go guards
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Almost as good at a third of the price.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Better to watch the Browns instead, where the closest they have come to squandering excellent QB play in 30 years was mistreating Baker Mayfield.
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m @mjjii.com · 09/10/2026
digital art. smiling cat wearing a cap. text pointing at cat: crushed 1000 bones at the bone crushing factory today
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Denny's Super Slam Breakfast Commercial
Alt: Denny's Super Slam Breakfast Commercial
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Triples is best. Triples makes it safe.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Surely the next billion dollars will fix it.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Numbers don’t lie
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“We” being everyone except those disgusting trans kids, right?
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dude wishes he smelled as good as gasoline.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your posts are like jazz, I pay more attention to the posts that aren’t there.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk
youtu.be
I Can't Believe You've Done This
YouTube video by PWee28
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just saying, if he really loved Phil he would have finished the job.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well then what good are you, Madame Wonderful???
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Say again, cranny boy? Say again, did not read.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You just love the movies too much.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Have you considered me, Kimi, today?”
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you can’t be cancelled:
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Akuma SF6 Character Reveal
Alt: Akuma from Street Fighter 6, wearing those giant monk beads.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Incredible how it turned out Steinbrenner was actually the one keeping it all together.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn, nice collection. The only obscure revolver I have is a Nagant from like 15 years ago when there was that sudden flood of vintage Russian surplus.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dang, I never seen a top-break .22 revolver before.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Which one???
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stan Winston, you’ve done it again.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He just wants you to know how much he resents his old & ugly wife now for not remaining young & beautiful forever. But I guess he can’t say that anymore thanks to WOKE.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t know if “whiny” is a thread you should be pulling on.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can’t be a Kennedy and go around guns like that.
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Deliver Giant Fig Newton
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