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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Sam Altman's resting face can best be described as 'just saw a woman naked for the first time and I don't know what to do'

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Does anyone else miss being 15 and buying Camel Crushes from the gas station lady who definitely knows she should not sell them to you? My favorite memory is her telling me that I should smoke menthols when I'm sick because they help soothe the throat.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Michael Myers is not celebrated enough. He made an entire character out of a Lorne Michaels impression.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Listen. I'm crunchy white, but Whole Foods scares the shit out of me. They have products I've never even seen, and I'm pretty sure I shouldn't see them.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Being a woman is sometimes so strange to experience because I express my undying love to my friends on a regular basis. Then I look at the way that men talk to each other. What are y'all doing? These are your people. Let them know how much you love them.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

The people desperately yearn for human connection.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I have a genuine question for funny women: do you ever have a moment when you're talking to a man and they realize that you are funny, and you see the light go out in their eyes? Like they realize that - maybe - you are funnier than they are and never comprehended that it was possible?

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

It's honestly refreshing to see that Pantone is not a cultural meter. They are just simply another propagation of capitalism, and we shouldn't pay any attention. For me, the color of the year for 2026 is a lovely raspberry. Please let me know what your color of the year is!

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Lina Khan is the hottest woman I've ever seen. No contest.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

This is not a joke: Kim Kardashian is selling MERKINS. If you pitched this year in a writer's room, you'd get straight up fired.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

WHY are people not on their BEST GODDAMN BEHAVIOR at the airport?!

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

If Democrats want me to vote for them, they need to get in the dirt. If Republicans go low, we need to go lower. The playing field is mud.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Question: are we able to opt out of ADHD for any period of time? Please I need to know.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Born in Philly, raised in Michigan, but I still know that the last thing you want to do is mess with Philadelphians. May this strike give every worker living wages and good benefits.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

From Michigan: We see you LA. Thank you, and keep going. #solidarity #LA #protests #ICE

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Pretty sure if hell exists on Earth, it's LinkedIn.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Are you even American if you haven't done field medicine on yourself because you can't afford to go to the hospital?

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Do y'all think JD Vance used his time with the Pope as a confession and told His Holiness about the couches, and that's why Pope Francis joined the choir invisible on Easter?

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I've always been me. Most people haven't loved that, because I'm a little weird. But I love that. I'm happy to be me.

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Julia Hawkins @jharperhawkins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Well, America will be nothing if not entertaining.

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