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I feel really bad for Drake's lawyers. Now he's got them working on Super Bowl Sunday.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Drake about to be doing the most performative "unbothered" Instagram stories of his life.

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Bahahahahaha Drake sweating when Kendrick gonna play "Not Like Us," and he hits em with "Euphoria."

Eugene Levy's eyebrows and Nick Offerman's moustache splitting the vote for VFX (Facial Hair Division) Cannes Lion.

Officially pro Kiss From a Rose Baja Blast commercial

Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Super Bowl Costco tip: go like, an hour before kickoff. Never been more empty!

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Can't get over how good this post from the American Heart Association is. Props to their marketing team. So nice that Drake's death is actually saving lives.

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In retrospect, this was a warning #SkyHoops

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One flew East (Brunson) One flew West (Luka) One flew over the cuckoo's nest (Mavs fans) (This post is for anyone else at the intersection of #SkyHoops and #BookSky)

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Nah for real, did they think if they did it after midnight we wouldn't notice two of the most famous basketball players in the world in different unis on Tuesday?

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Sorry for the Minnesota Sushi curse @dodgerindallas.bsky.social I knew I was playing with arcane magic.

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Doomscrolling and hearing my son laugh in the other room. Dog just jumped in bed to lick my face. There's stuff in the fridge for a good breakfast. I'm clocking every atrocity. Of course I'm mad. But I'm not letting any of it seep the simple joys from my life. There's rebellion in that too.

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Undefeated Dad move: napping at the movie theater.

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Lunar New Year event at work yesterday: my coworker and I realize we're both Year of the Rabbit. "1987?" I ask, hope flickering in my eyes. Reader, he was born in NINETEEN NINETY NINE. Signed from my deathbed, -Jesse

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I always feel strange doing this sort of thing but Defector.com has had an incredible January, just a ton of really good stories on a wide range of topics, and I suggest subscribing to it. I am biased, obviously, but I am really proud and grateful to get to do this the way we're doing it.

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

One thing that constantly fascinates me about living in NYC: your circadian rhythms adjust so that you wake up from a subway nap at precisely your stop.

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Soft launching my new jersey. It's from Brooklyn (👀 @bipolrbear.bsky.social). Will be spending more time out there. Can't wait to share why with y'all #SkyHoops. Gpa's Kangol for @eleonor-rose.bsky.social @roxanenadeau.com & Wei. Sorry to my Wolves fam, but I look good in Black. #FridayFitCheck

Extremely handsome guy wearing a clean Brooklyn Nets jersey and looking out the window

Guy from pic one in a jolly mood as he shows the back of his jersey.

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Went to The Strand with the boy yesterday (been trying to get him to love books for 3 years). THRILLED to report he was enchanted by a copy of The Subtle Knife in the Rare Book Room. We're now reading the His Dark Materials trilogy (non $400 editions). Keep book stores thriving. #BookSky

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Have a Minnesota sports fan in your life? GET THEM AWAY FROM SOCIAL MEDIA. Make them a nice mug of chamomile tea. Show them Randy Moss highlights. Remind them that Prince was from Minnesota, don'tcha know.

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Sax national anthems suggest way more calm and smoothness than the country's current mood, but I still like them.

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

My guy @reubenclay.bsky.social I hope you enjoyed this evening. Y'all deserve the division. I hope the Vikes can avenge this game in the playoffs (or at the very least acquit ourselves better than whatever this was).

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

@robertmays.bsky.social your lovely tribute to your dog on this week's pod was touching. I'm going to hug my dog right now.

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Everything bagels, the food world's middle finger to the vacuum industry.

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Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Media: "He frequently played a video game where you wield dangerous metal rods" The game:

Jesse Hagen @jhagen34.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Massive back-to-back treys from McDaniels and Conley after a Curry 3 threatened to steal the momentum going into the half. #WOLVESBACK

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Lest I forget: huge shout out to John Parker Romo for excellent backup kicking duties during Reichard's absence (including a game winner). Hope that dude gets a starting opp with someone soon. #Skol

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Wholesome Minnesota fan moment: Aaron Jones leaps into the stands and the ball spins on the ledge. Instead of snatching it up for a souvenir, nice lady in purple stills it and pats Jones on the back. #Skol

And there's another one! Inject all the Kirko INTs directly into my veins!!! #Skol

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One thing I really enjoy is that Sam Darnold is a better QB than Jordan Love #Skol

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

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How bout that Sam Darnold

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That Cousins pick was all but guaranteed to happen, but was still SO satisfying #Skol