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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 6h
Just saw the new press secretary and heard her talk. Not trying to be insulting, but she sounds like a 16 year old "Barbie" doll. I wonder is she will become another of the WH blondes that PCDOTUS will be trying to "PUTIN" it to her? Maybe the possibility of a "cat fight" over diaper duty? 🤭 😚 😂
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've got the answer! It was Biden who made Kimberly G. asked to have her AMEX card bill paid. He undoubtly wanted to have another example to show the extent of the grift and corruption in the WH. Smart man! I doubt PCDOTUS could have created such a sinister plot; he's too fuckin' stupid. 😂 🤑 😵‍💫
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know what? I would rather be "WOKE" than "asleep at the switch" because thieves, crooks, and grifters take advantage when you're not paying attention. Why is it that MAGA always has excuses for some of the screwups by current administration but wants to punish people who do their job correctly?
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
After the obvious workout failure with military, maybe we need to call him Petey "Pussy" Hogwash. I was almost expecting him to "wack off" during his speech to show how much of "warrior" he is; only he couldn't get it up either because PCDOTUS wasn't there or he was afraid to get makeup on it. 😂 🤪
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow!! I didn't realize a "blow job" was worth $ 100K. Combine that with running the requests through the Signal app and you have a conspiracy, a possible bribe, and definitely a comedy of errors. How many other of these "respectable" people in this administration are this callous about bribes? 🥸
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you think everybody but PCDOTUS would realize I wrote IO instead of IQ? My guess is only those people not in the administration or loyal MAGA. Am I right?
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
PCDOTUS claiming he has a high IO is hilarious; I would guess his level on a test would fall between imbecile and idiot. He probably doesn't know what it stands for, let alone be able to spell it. He would look a little smarter if he just stopped talking stupid. 🫢 😂 😃 🤥 😆
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's definitely fitting; the gold dickhead is planning to meet with Gold Star families. Will he offer them the opportunity to purchase special memorial merchandise for significantly reducing pricing? Probably having Ronald McDonald cater the lunch with a special selection of his favorites. 🤑 😚 🫣
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When do MAGATURDS realize that "buying the farm" or "going all in" by supporting PCDOTUS actually means you now can temporarily use the "porti-potty" at one of his sites? Be careful because, like him, they are usually full of shit and smell awful once you get close. Some people never learn. 😜 😆
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me"? It is now "fool me continously, because I'm MAGA." We should change MAGA to "GIWT"; Groveling Idiot Worshiping Trump. How really stupid do you have to be to keep making excuses for PCDOTUS for not keeping his promises to you? 🤔 🙄 🫩
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saying that Iran can bomb LA or SD is definitely something I would expect coming from a typical lying douchebag. What planet is he from; maybe it would be just a suitable to bomb Bedminister or Mar-A-Large Asshole? If people don't realize the utter stupidity being displayed, then they will suffer.
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess he is either looking to update his payment plan or apply for a job in 2028.
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just thought of another possibility of the large appendage in the back of PCDOTUS' suit. Could it be an "ass cheek spreader" so that it makes it easier for Putin to stick his hand up there and move PCDOTUS' lips? Not sure, but the one person who would know exactly what it is; his concubine. 🤭 🤐 🤔 😷
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Could it be that the large object in the back of PCDOTUS' suit is his very own "wack-a-mole" game? Too bad he's too slow to even think of hitting it; besides I doubt his "mole" has the strength to pop out of the board; loser either way. Large case carried by assistant is for new game boards. 😂
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My favorite saying, "looking dumb and being dumb isn't necessarily the same thing; but sometimes it is". If need need any examples of this being true, then I'll give you some: PCDOTUS Petey Hogwash Just Dance Muco Rubiro Hairy Lutnut Scoter Busyness You should be able to identify all. 😆 🤭 🤑 😴
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it my imagination or when Cashless Petula is angry or excited, he looks almost like the organ grinder's monkey, except for missing the donation tin cup and the leash. His temperament is just very similar to that when no donation is put in; he gets angry and responds with a aggresive attitude. 😵 🥵
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you really think you will get the $ 5K promised by PCDOTUS if the REpubliTURDS retain the Congress, be advised that the delivery will be handled by the Tooth Fairy. Worse case is the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus are the other choices should it delayed. PT Barnum was an absolute visionary. 🤥 😂
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ever notice that politicians sometimes tend to expand the details to enhance their positons; while others create their own "alternate facts" since they have no evidence to back up what they say? If you are dumb enough to believe such charlatans (liars) and get screwed, you actually deserve it. 🤭 😛 🤭
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not completely, but I know not trust them with anything important.
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you have a theory, you need to find evidence to either prove it or establish it is false. My theory is that PCDOTUS is a "DOUCHEBAG" and I used all capitals just like he does to make it stand out. I need someone to provide REAL evidence to prove me wrong; otherwise I'm right. 🙄 😗
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw the comment from Just Dance asking why we shouldn't ask voters for ID but want ID from ICE. The reason is simple; people going to vote have to sign and the signature is checked. They aren't armed individuals wearing tactical vests and masks. How do you know those guys are not terrosists? 😵‍💫 🤔
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember all the "redneck" jokes that were told by Jeff Foxworthy? Some of them should come back slightly changed; modify the initial setup and change "redneck" to "MAGA". If you believe Republicans in Congress are working to improve life for average Americans, you just might be MAGA. 😂 🤪 🤭
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At what point, if ever, do the MAGA crowd realize they are getting the PCDOTUS shaft just like every other American that didn't vote for him? Are they really that stupid or is it just that they can't admit being duped because their family always voted "R" candidates? How does being screwed feel? 🤔
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It seems like Puker Hogwash wants to spend as much time "jerking" the American soldiers around as he does "jerking" PCDOTUS off. What a poor excuse for a leader; for that matter a human being. What do the older veterans think of his ideas and methods? Has there ever been a bigger goof in charge?
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would like to run a poll; which term better suites those idiots who don't accept that LPDOTUS is the most crooked and unethical politician in Washington? Do we call them MAGATARDS or MAGATURDS, because their are either completely stupid or full of shit. Any other suggestions? 🤭 🤔
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just had an epiphany; it's unreal. We have a "KAREN" administration running the government. It's so obvious; the lies, the blaming others, trying to gain financially while others suffer for basic needs. Don't have a clue while I didn't see this before; typical "KAREN" examples are everywhere. 😂
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why does LPDOTUS have such a sour look on his face in the gov't ads? I have no clue but if I had to guess he suddenly had a memory of the taste of Putin's Little Stumpy; maybe flavored from the chemo he is supposedly being given. Who knows for sure, but that look is definitely defining. 😵‍💫 🫨
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are financially strapped (MAGA voter) and in danger of losing your farm or home, I have good news and bad news for you. The bad news is that it may be too late to save your property. The good news is if you vote for a Trump supporter in November, I would almost guarantee it will happen. 😝
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I may be a little slow at times, but it just hit me. LPDOTUS' dance jester is practice for jerking himself off when he is by himself since he isn't getting any. What I have no clue about is whether he's thinking about money or someone else; maybe Putin or Un. 😂 🙃 🤪 🤭
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We all know the problem really isn't "fake news"; the problem is we have a "FAKE PRESIDENT". His focus is on cheating at golf, hurting average Americans, sucking up to autocrats, and stealing money.for himself. Tell me I'm wrong! 🫨
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How about we rename MAGA members? With the shit that LPDOTUS is using tax dollars for these days and these morons continue to worship his ass; we should call them either TRUMPFONIANS or DONNIESDUPES. It could be in big letters on their hats. 😝
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I suddenly realized that I have not utilized a really descriptive abbreviation when using my term DOTUS to identify him. Maybe I should consider rethinking and go with LPDOTUS or PCDOTUS as my choice. If you know what the "D" stands for, then LP is little pecker and PC is pedo coward. ?????
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am definitely not sure so I need help with this answer; is DOTUS better at sniveling, groveling, whining, or just being a humongous asshole? With all these choices it seems so hard to decide, since they all meet how our guy acts and talks. Too bad only one will be the outright winner! 😀 😂
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think that DOTUS is a geographic idiot. He talked about the Canada US border as someone drawing a line on a map with a ruler. Doesn't that confirm my suspicion, since almost everyone with half a brain knows the western is determined by the 49th parallel? You know longitude, those lines on a map?
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For those of you who know what is true; DOTUS is nothing more than than a bad semen stain on the old jeans of America. It's amazing he continues to show how worthless a leader he is and always was. He's too self absorbed and doesn't have a clue. Maybe we should call him "numB nuts". 🤭 🤥
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe but his best isn't even close to being good enough; in fact it's extremely poor.
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does DOTUS realize that all the next president with honor, intregrity, ethics, and class has to do is issue an executive order removing Trump's name from any federal facility, building, momument, or location because he was so corrupt that people should not be reminded that he was once POTUS. 🤔
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you realize that if DOTUS' father had named him Richard instead, then I guess he would really be considered a "Dick"; more than the "dick" he already is showing people he has become? If you don't agree than please explain all of the people that are getting pissed on regularly by this group. 🤭
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Loaded question; do you think DOTUS plays the "Harp", since he's definitely no angel? Well could the opposite be true; like the "Harp" playing DOTUS like a fiddle? Would it surprise anyone if it turns out this beloved assistant is actually a Russian asset? With everything happening, why not? 🤔
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With the approaching mid-term elections, we are now seeing the negative ads and outright lies by candidates seeking election. Maybe things would be better if some of these people could focus on doing the right thing for their voters instead of getting "erected" to screw them. Maybe? 😂 🤪 🤥 😎
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When JD (Just Dance) called them "fart left" in his speech in NC, would that be considered political double speak or talking out of both sides of your mouth? For a normal politician, I would say either of the choices would be correct. For this administration it's more like talking outta your ass. 💩
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Isn't it amazing that when people vote for a douchebag and are surprised when they get douched by their own elected officials. I have MAGA relatives who were crowing about voting for DOTUS and now are suddenly voicing extreme displeasure at the current state of affairs; tough shit you idiots. 🤭 🤪 🤥
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You were dumb enough to vote for Trump because he said he would lower prices on Day One. What he didn't say was what the cost for this would be or how to pay for it. Well now you know and if you re-elect Trump supporters in Nov, can you guess what follows? Probably not; that's stupidity! 😂 🤪 🫡
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rumor has it that truckers are going on strike Oct 1. I have sympathy for them witDidn't h the outrageous diesel fuel costs these days, but one question remains; how many voted for DOTUS? For those that did, I suggest those "truckers for Trump" now became "suckers for Trump". Oh well. 😚 😮‍💨
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just read that DOTUS said he uses AI for a lot of things, but won't actually say what things. My guess would be he uses AI to get instructions on how to massage Little Stumpy, unless you think he doesn't need it because he is already a huge "jerk off" politician. 😂 😝
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AMERICA needs a leader of the people; not a bleeder of us. If you can't see how terrible DOTUS is for the citizens of this nation, you can't be an considered a real American. Another thing is if you don't follow GOD's teaching or examples, no way in hell you close to being a Christian.🤔
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you're dumber than stump stump, what would be your last name (think rhyme)? If you really leave everything to chance, what would be your last name (think rhyme)? Sorry for the stupid rhymes, but everyone now realizes stupid people should never be in positions of authority; they will screw it up.
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe somebody should be kind enough to tell him what a contrail really is or just let him keep guessing?
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's a real shame that MAGA people don't have the intelligence to realize DOTUS has no fuckin' clue about AI or how to handle it; these days he doesn't even remember how to handle Little Stumpy or his wife. Not sure but it almost seems like he is being outsmarted daily by an oversized diaper bag. 😂
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jgpmc01.bsky.social @jgpmc01.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you know what would really affect DOTUS more than anything else without causing harm or injury to anyone? It's actually so simple; take Truth Social completely offline. Without having that line of communication to spew his incessant garbage, je would be lost. It would also stop MAGA bullshit. ☺️
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