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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 13h
UX/UI crime: disabling "process payment" button because a field that is hidden unless you click "edit payment details" is empty
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Do you know of someone else sharing your name (same first name + surname). I know of a few for myself. I usually try to reach out when i receive things on their behalf. Usually it goes well. * Nice guy in France that gave my email for their solar panel reporting * Crook in France that was […]
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Asking for advice about TVs I want to extend the life of my old TV with a TV stick I want standard TV official apps for UK and France (BBC, ITV, channel 4, TF1 and France TV) +netflix, disney and jellyfin and controllable via #HomeAssistant #AndroidTV seems to be the best option for me. am I […]
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Spend 2 hours on trying to extract the sidi cycling shoes spooler to clean and relubricate it. Sidi sell spare so I was kind of expecting they would have easily accessible instructions but that was not part of the sustainability and marketing thinking process #BikeTooter #FixShitOrCryTrying
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Hounslow Cycling @hounslowcycling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Plans for Cycleway 9 West between Brentford and Hounslow Town Centre are well worth supporting. Make sure your voice is heard! Links to consultation and our summary response. haveyoursay.tfl.gov.uk/cycleway-9-w... hounslowcycling.org/cycleway-9-w... @londoncycling.bsky.social
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Syon Park to Hounslow town centre walking and cycling improvements
Find out more about our plans to extend Cycleway 9 between Syon Park and Hounslow Town centre, and have your say by taking our survey.
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Some routing mistake this morning is going to cost me quite a bit of time cleaning shoes and the bike ... #BikeTooter
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
#NowReading
cover of the book The Cycling Addiction by Phil Cavell
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
It's October and the landscape is still scorched in our part of London. Wimbledon common and Richmond park are still very dried and many young trees were cooked & won't recover #WeatherObservation #RichmondPark
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
My employer pays for an annual health check. It's quite reinsuring to have once a year some time with a doc and all the blood works and other things. This year they paid for the effort test: an FTP test on a wattbike. Could be nice to have a pro-run test I thought. OMG. They ducked it up by […]
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Just seen a deliveroo rider fall flat on their side. They braked very hard (for no understandable reason) and skidded on gravel. She messed her hand pretty badly Me and another person (2 men) where there and we offered help but she refused. Even offered to bring plaster and antiseptic to the […]
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
I think I am happy with where my #KirkHillWindFarm dashboard landed in #HomeAssistant. I will have better stats when it graphs when the statistics database starts to fill up
screenshot from my home assistant dashboard.
graphs and bubbles for live power and production Vs p50 estimates
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Submitted a PR for a HomeAssistant custom integration. I had not realised the whole thing was slope coded and the "author" had no idea what they are doing. Code review came AI generated as well, meaning they cannot even see the logical flaws we are trying to fix but it sounds very confident
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I am going to school to do reading with 7 years old today
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
9 years ago today, my first #Audax #AudaxUK #BikeTooter
A blue Audax Brevet card on a table. Henley Hilly Hundred. Completed in 5 hours and 43 minutes
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Dr. Serge Zaka @sergezaka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Une alerte météorologique "extrême", pour reprendre le terme du message FR-Alert reçu sur les téléphones pour toute la population, est en cours dans le Gard et l'Hérault. Les dernières prévisions sont terrifiantes entre 300 et 400mm de pluie en villes. La population est invitée à se confiner.
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
The temperature did not drop below 20°C overnight. Tropical night on 30th September. #WeatherObservation #RichmondUponThames #Mortlake
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Broadband has been down for a few hours. My other half just pushed the dishwasher button which is supposed to delay start it at the cheapest possible time .... and it just worked Button is still connected to the matter network #HomeAssistant still know the price of electricity (at least until […]
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Doing that in the middle of a fuel crisis is quite amazing. www.msn.com/en-gb/cars/electric-car…
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Mount Everest Live @mteverest.stefanbohacek.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Via www.windy.com/-Webcams-Khumjung-Hot… #MountEverest #MtEverest #mountain #live #webcam
A wide view of several mountains, from left:

- Taboche (6,500 meters/21,325 feet)
- Mount Everest (8,848 meters/29,032 feet)
- Lhotse (8,516 meters/27,939 feet)
- Ama Dablam (6,814 meters/22,355 feet)
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
I wish fleecebay and others had a "I am doing research" mode, so they don't send you advertising and offers for things you are trying to SELL!
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
My other half is not here this weekend so time to do the experiments with the router. Last time I finally enabled IPv6 via a tunnel as our provider still lives in the 20th century. This week I will try to selectively route the TV via a VPN to relocate it to France
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Cycling on Rails @cycling-on-rails.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@lemonde/1173259637… Jancovici disait déjà il y a 10 ans (et plus) qu'une fois la baisse de production de pétrole enclenchée, les pays producteurs réduiront drastiquement leurs exportations pour préserver leur consommation interne. Nous y voilà! Pendant ce […]
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
RE: amicale.net/@franceinfo/11731945406… C'est bien si les gens redecouvre le covoiturage.
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
I am thinking of N-1 the brompton as it is gathering dusk. Maybe I wait a bit (see how the new job goes and for oil prices to go through the roof / rationing) #BikeTooter
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Drug abuse (I am talking about the people who come with the ideas that this would be good TV) is dangerous. Why not hiring Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor as part of the cast next time […]
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Don't know if petrol is to expensive or too cheap. If we need a break for fuel duty like the #LibDem said (being rhetorical here) or if we will be rationed next month because Aramco is defaulting on deliveries. I am just noticing that people are still idling their gas guzzlers in front of the […]
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Loffi (the makes of my favorite cycling mitts and gloves) has launched a women cycling jacket. Looks very nice, I would love one if they had a male version as well (for the fit). although I ended up wondering who would carry chocolate in a back pocket like […] [Original post on rouge.eu.org]
photo a woman wearing a cycle jacket. She is sliding unwrapped chocolate in her back pocket
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Hounslow Cycling @hounslowcycling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Plans for Cycleway 9 West between Brentford and Hounslow Town Centre are well worth supporting. Make sure your voice is heard! Links to consultation and our summary response. haveyoursay.tfl.gov.uk/cycleway-9-w... hounslowcycling.org/cycleway-9-w... @londoncycling.bsky.social
haveyoursay.tfl.gov.uk
Syon Park to Hounslow town centre walking and cycling improvements
Find out more about our plans to extend Cycleway 9 between Syon Park and Hounslow Town centre, and have your say by taking our survey.
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Rate my bar tape (not the garden) #BikeTooter
handle bar of my bicycle with a new sky blue bar tape
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
I am going to change some bar taps. I have never done that before and to make it challenging I am using that Grepp reusable bar tape that I bought many moons ago #BikeTooter
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Just asked a refund for my old #TfL #OysterCard. I used it daily for commuting for the 2028-2015 period. Then I switched to cycling and I must have been changing my occasional travel payment to contactless
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Wind impact for my flattish bicycle ride this morning #BikeTooter
This is a screenshot from the website mywindsock.
The graph shows the real elevation profile (very flat gradient, peaking at 50m altitude) and the feel like gradient (adjusted for head wind) showing 400m peak
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
RE: mastodonapp.uk/@energystatsuk/11729… Crazy electricity prices tomorrow
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Spent the evening fiddling with bicycle routes trying to tweak a few flattish routes to get me through the winter months of #RRtY. I don't mind ascent and I am riding decent stuff up in the Alps but it is just about having routes that I can do fast and limit the amount of dark riding
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Tories are doing so well on their membership at the moment that they are offering discounted membership #UKPol
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
I saw another bus driver doing crosswords whilst driving his bus in the City. #TfL #ZeroVision is going very well
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
RE: rouge.eu.org/@jfparis/1172196272316… The chain rings have arrived and it does not look like they are made of cheese. Good start. I will put them on when I install a new chain #BikeTooter #BikeMechanics
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Weird conversation at work today Them: This summer has really driven the impact of climate change into me. This is really gonna change travel patterns. Me: I didn't need convincing on climate change but I am not as convinced as you on travel. T: See, look. Some of my friends have already booked […]
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
I am amazed by the number of time I hear complainta that the father of their children does not remotely participate in the upbringing of their children and can't even be trusted to give them dinner / read a bedtime story whilst mom goes out one evening. How do they bond with their children if […]
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Japanese matchbox labels advertising bike shops ca. 1920s-1940s
Four matchbox labels, all featuring simple illustrations of a woman riding a bicycle, plus a lot of Japanese characters, presumably giving details about the bike shop each is advertising.
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Looks like #RoyalMail has not yet lost my son's passport. Looking forward to the next instalment
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
I have not seen the parakeets for most of the summer but now they are back #RichmondUponThames #Mortlake
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Karsten Schmidt @toxi.mastodon.thi.ng.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Room With A View (2026) (When 2430m elevation is near the bottom of the valley and the glacier(s) almost still reaching till the doorstep when that hut was built in 1928... now retracted by almost 4km...) #SilentSunday #LandscapePhotography #Alps #Mountains #Glacier #Hiking
View of a mountain hut at the mouth of a high alpine glacial valley with steep rocky mountains on either side. The view shows the entire valley with the remaining glacier near the highest peak in the background and its outflow creek meandering through the valley. It's mid afternoon and the ridge on the right is casting harsh cold shadows. The hut and side buildings, on the other side of the valley, is still in the bright sun, surrounded by yellow/brown grasses among the bare scraped off rocks... Clear blue sky.
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Yesterday #BRM was essentially riding 100km under light drizzle to eat beans on toast and riding back under the rain. Puncture was a bonus #BikeTooter
GPS trace of a bike ride starting in SW London and doing a loop near Portsmouth 
228km in 10h10m with 2,600m of elevation gaina plate with beans on toast (half eaten)
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
AI will definitely become smarter than humans (in general) Sure the thing has a few hallucinations but it is not completely illogical. Whereas us, humans, we are becoming dumber by the minute. We reject scientific wisdom and just want to believe the common sense jabber from Joe Bloggs at the […]
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
All set for tomorrow. Looks like it will be one of those overshoes and rain jackets days… #audax
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Every time I instal SKS bluemels mudguards, I end up pulling out the drills to do new holes (in the mudguards, not the frame) #BikeTooter
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What people think will happen if we remove street parking and pedestrianize a street
Painting called The Dutch Proverbs by Peter Breughel the Elder, featuring a street scene filled with people doing all sorts of weird things.
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
American Cycling magazine August 1968
Magazine cover featuring a photo taken from below the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, with the Marin Headlands in the background. In the foreground are a woman and a man. The man is dressed like a recreational cyclist with a cycling shirt and casquette and is standing with a road bicycle. The woman is sitting astride a bicycle with a more upright frame, and is wearing ordinary casual clothes and a head kerchief. Surf is splashing close by.
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JF :debian: :verbike: @jfparis.rouge.eu.org.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Got an audax at the weekend and the weather forecast looks humid, so I am installing the mudguards on the new bike (different from my commuter which stays equipped with lock, rack and guards throughout the year). Will I stay true to my ethos and keep them forever or will I be removing them come […]
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