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Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist

@jfloozie.xyz

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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate. Definitely foolish. Just Posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:umc6fov3mi… PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social

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Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 12/04/2026

me + a video game i love

Me, so adorable 🥰

A fuzzy river otter making googlely eyes

Maelstrom game for Macintosh

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 08/04/2026

Have you tried Sagamore?

Several bottles of Sagamore Rye

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 08/04/2026

A lady behind the counter at a donut shop selling square donuts

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 05/04/2026

Thomas is my assistant and well fuckup a dirt clod any day for his dad

Thomas Edison the maltipoo with a muddy face looking all sorts of happy

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 03/04/2026

Space orgy of 🫂🫂 combo

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 03/04/2026

Tiger had 3

Tiger Woods in handcuffs in the back of a police car

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 02/04/2026

Sad fire in the suburbs

Some dudes jeans, red sneakers, green grass, right quarters

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 28/03/2026

It would ruin the irony to like it, right?

Screenshot of skeet
Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social

I removed the button from your walkie talkie. Please respond.

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 24/03/2026

Just going to drop this here

U.S. NEWS

Quadruple amputee and cornhole pro accused of fatally shooting man while driving

Police said Dayton Webber, 27, was behind the wheel when, they allege, he shot his front seat passenger during an argument.

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 21/03/2026

Combo emoji of 🤮💀

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 21/03/2026

It's tough when you don't have enough teef to keep your tongue in your mouf

Thomas Edison the Maltipoo sleeping on a blanket with his tongue sticking out

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 20/03/2026

daddy doesn't mind

The kinky team in Dodgeball the movie

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 18/03/2026

my phone is on shrooms

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 18/03/2026

I made this for you, please respond

A hand with blue fingernail polish on the nails is holding one of those elastic erasers and it has been molded into some type of strange shape that has a hole in the top that looks vaguely reminiscent of an orifice that's been stretched out widely

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 09/03/2026

Screenshot of a message app

First person says:
Look at this garbage question I just asked someone

Do you mean a real example like from CIS Benchmark(OCP)/PCI DSS(OCP)/CRA(Konflux)? If so which one would you choose?

Second person replies:
Gif of an eye exam chart with progressively smaller letters

Just circle back later so you can shift the paradigm after socializing the problem statement.

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 04/03/2026

the fuck?

a screenshot of a form with this circled (Smoking, specify)

INFANT-TODDLER PERIOD
Experienced during the child’s early years of life (check and describe all that apply):
Feeding difficulties
Did not enjoy cuddling
Was not calmed by being held
Colic
Excessive restlessness
Frequent headbanging
Temper tantrums
Irritable
Smoking, specify:
Excessive accidents compared to other children

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 01/03/2026

I realize this may be an unpopular opinion I think hummingbirds are little freaks for performing cunnilingus on an entirely different species

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 01/03/2026

Sometimes it's nice when it's quiet

A picture of my colorful living room with my pup Thomas Edison, the Maltipoo in the foreground on a blue blanket with a multicolored rug. Just beyond that, the sun shining through a window casting a Sunbeam on an orange couch against a blue wall with a banister in the background

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 28/02/2026

The two shipwreck dudes from Looney Tunes about to eat the skinny ones foot

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 26/02/2026

A picture of my office drawer showing amongst other things a walking tamale specifically it being salsa Verde corn bar. I have several sharpies letter opener, some pens screwdrivers gel coat for my nails with the LED light to harden it several nail implements. Some lotion lip balm another crap. Oh in the corner you can see the little bit of a green Nerf gun

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 22/02/2026

Combo emoji of 🧡 and 🫂

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 21/02/2026

🎶 every plop you make, every wipe you take, I'll be watching you

A massive double seated toilet. You side side by side facing in opposite directions.

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 18/02/2026

It's personal

A close up of Ping Pong the tuxedo cat. The phone is pressed up to my face when I took this

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 18/02/2026

Even turtle dudes suck

Picture shows a turtle with a hole in its shell in rocky terrain

Text reads:

Tortoises jump cliffs to avoid mates

Female tortoises on a North Macedonian island are walking off cliffs to escape relentless mating attempts by a vastly larger male population, according to a new study. Scientists fear this behavior, linked to injuries and low reproduction, could lead to extinction by 2083.

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 17/02/2026

I should call her

a pendant of copper wire and a smooth oval gemstone with a bead. The wire flows around the gemstone and holds the bead at the top of the gemstone reminiscent of labia and a clitorus.

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 17/02/2026

If you see this post rabbit.

A bunny crouching under an ornamental grass

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 16/02/2026

The guy has a Wilford brimley vibe to him

A picture of Wilford brimley smiling

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 16/02/2026

Muhahahahaha

Combo emoji of 🧛🏻‍♂️🤣

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 13/02/2026

🧡😉 combo

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 12/02/2026

Shocking if true

Text reads: Life may have started as sticky goo.
A drawing of earth at night, a full moon, comet, volcano, ocean, and rocky shore covered in sticky goo

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 11/02/2026

🧀+❤️+✉️

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 08/02/2026

Us

Picture of Michael Dukakis

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 07/02/2026

I should call her

A picture of foam on top of the beer that has the look of a coochie

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 07/02/2026

There's a story behind that last rule

LOCKER ROOM RULES

CELL PHONE USE IS NOT ALLOWED

WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR STOLEN ITEMS

ABSOLUTELY NO PHOTOGRAPHY

LOCKERS ARE TO BE USED DAILY AND DURING WORKOUTS ONLY. UNAUTHORIZED LOCKS WILL BE CLIPPED NIGHTLY

DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON CLOTHES BEFORE EXITING

FITNESS

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 07/02/2026

Movie recommendation

A movie called we bury the dead. I thought it was f****** scary and creepy and I loved every minute of it

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 07/02/2026

I want a refund. I didn't sign up for living in the tundra

Screenshot of weather app showing 17° feels like zero with extreme cold warning in effect due to high winds

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 07/02/2026

Are we even trying anymore?

A movie banner for a movie called speed faster

Ace and his crew thought the chaos was over until a shadowy organization threatens someone they love. Pulled into a deadly high-stakes heist, chased across cities and borders, they must outrun betrayal, survive ambushes, and fight for their lives.

A movie banner for a movie called The secret agent

Marcelo (Wagner Maura) is on the run from mercenary killers after becoming the target of a dictator amid the ruthless, political tumult of 1977 Brazil. With the help of compatriots in the country's growing underground resistance, Marcelo hopes to escape Brazil with his young son.

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 06/02/2026

What the fuck

A screenshot of things on Amazon trending near me. There is a labeled picture of a "Doll". It looks like a newborn baby that's been slapped upside its head and is all swollen on just one side. I don't know. It's a terrible looking thing

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 06/02/2026

No new pictures, where are you mentally

WHEN I DUNK MY COOKIES I THINK OF YOU

AND HOLD THEM'UNDER UNTIL THE BUBBLES STOP.

It's a picture of somebody dunking an Oreo in milk

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 05/02/2026

I put some effort into looking good to feel good for court yesterday, you need that confidence in court

Selfie of me in a new fancy ass sweater. It's a Nordic sweater and it has pewter clasps on the front and otherwise I'm wearing slacks and I have some ferragamos on that. I got at the outlet mall one time for a price that basically I was obliged to buy them. I couldn't leave without that

I had a hard time getting a good photo of my fingernails. I still wanted to have good looking fingernails but I wanted them to be a little subtle for court so these are a little iridescent. Maybe bubble gum so they're a little bit natural looking

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 05/02/2026

Got this goober in my head now

Joel from Northern exposure with a Sly look on his face and a parka and a tie and collar shirt

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 05/02/2026

Wait, you're saying that's not the norm

A picture of Nicolas Cage in a fancy looking den and a smart looking suit with a smug look on his face. This is a picture from the Netflix series, The History of cursing

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 05/02/2026

I can confirm, haunted and a perfect sweetie

screenshot showing geist @prettyvulgar.bsky
her smirking avi
2 labels: Haunted and Perfect Sweetie

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 01/02/2026

Great minds!

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social joined Nov '24

I like world leaders who don't shit their pants during a press conference.

Floozie Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz Joined Nov '24

Well I guess I'm out of the running

Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social Joined Nov '24

A gif of a Barbie looking scared

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 01/02/2026

this is who runs this account

My brother, younger, and me, 4y. I have platinum blonde hair. Same lopsided smile as now. A yellow NAPA hat and shorts and a tank top.

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 01/02/2026

I oscolate between them. I recently had one of these and it surprised me for something shelf stable.

TAMALES TIME, ANYTIME.

FILLO'S WALKING TAMALES

BEAN SALSA ROJA
CORN BAR

MEDIUM

picture of a cartoon tamale with baseball cap, glasses and a lunchbox walking

NET WT 4oz (113g)

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 31/01/2026

Love Island UK

Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 31/01/2026

Sass!! 🧡

Combo emoji of ⚡🦄

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 31/01/2026

Thinking of starting an OnlyPaws site

Thomas Edison the Maltipoo's beans.
His little toes on his front paws are showing. He is laying on his side on a fuzzy blanket

Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · 30/01/2026

💔💔💔

A screenshot of
Catherine O'Hara, 'Home Alone' and 'Schitt's Creek' Actress, Dies at 71