jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Soi Nana in the rain can be magical. #Bangkok 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'll give you my butthole laser when you pry it from my cold, dead hands 000
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jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love farts and piss and turds but I don’t like jokes about them. Nothing funny about farts and piss and turds. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026At this point, I’m ok with him choosing either one. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Come hell or high water? Not even a question. I’d rather drown than go to come hell. Gross. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026People say it’s doesn’t cost anything to be nice, but it’s also free to be a huge asshole. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Last night customer at the bar was chatting with me about wrestling and said “Member that one guy Randy Man Nacho Savage” and I almost immediately shed my human shell and ascended from this mortal coil. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I engage each activity in my life with maximum chalance. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Saw an article about new genetically designed pets. We don’t need no new kinds of pets, we have dogs. And for people that don’t like pets we got cats. Done. Finished. Move on. 011
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Awfully smug for someone who didn’t throw in a single baht for this rice cooker. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026After hundreds of years with “poop” and “pee” it’s high time we came up with some new stuff for penises to be used for. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think one of the biggest misconceptions about Hell is that the Devil will torture and rape you for all eternity but odds are he’s not gonna have time for you at all. He’s gonna be super busy, and you will (fingers crossed) get alone time with him 1-2 times a millennia. At best. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A friends aunt spent the last month of her life planning every detail of her funeral and wake, which is lively, but for me I will use the last few weeks to find the cure for the disease that I’m dying of. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Imagine putting clothes on your infant boy? How emasculating. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This guy always tries to start up some bullshit conversation at the bar. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Suffering from true, unmitigated love is blunt-force trauma. A concussion of the heart, rarely subtle. I have bent my head to the cudgel only twice and never as deeply and as happily as I have with Atsuko. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’m sorry to tell you this but ACAB does, in fact, include The Ghostbusters. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Only *actual* rich people know that the onion ring anus is a true delicacy. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 24/08/2026None of me or my brothers believed in the tooth fairy, because we lived near an old ass decrepit cemetery and we each tried to put human teeth under our pillow and didn’t get shit, except all these trauma scars from seeing all them human teeth. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Did you know you can close the doors on the wardrobe after putting in or taking out items? At least one person reading this doesn’t know this fact despite an almost daily reminder. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Name one baby. You can’t even name a single baby. They are irrelevant. 110
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 20/08/2026A scary movie scene would be a door that is swinging open and closed & there’s nothing there and the guy is walking toward it and can’t see anyone inside and then one time it swings back & there’s a person with a terrible grin and then it swings again & they are closer, boy that would scare me!!!!! 020
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It was when I did not pity the fool, that I realized I was the fool all along. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 17/08/2026When my dad died this year, without question, the worst moment of all of it was when my mom texted me she was taking him to the Cream Atorium” 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Saw this T-shirt on a baby talking about “if Mom says no, ask Grandma!” . Was so close to telling the baby, “Or you could ask Science.” but they walked off too fast and the moment was lost. 020
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Customer left the bar last night and immediately proceeded to throw up on the street. Didn’t even bend at the waist or make a single sound. Just standing straight at attention with his hands at his side throwing up just a beautiful perfect cylinder of puke. Was mesmerizing. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If was a zombie I wouldn’t eat your brains, I’d only eat the ugly thoughts That make you sad or fearful I’d take away bad memories And things that made you cry, If I was a zombie I wouldn’t eat your brains I’d try to leave you whole. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Growing up dirt poor hearing people call it the “Hershey’s Squirts”. Brand name diarrhea? An unfathomable luxury for me as a child. 010
Reposted by @jfarren.bsky.socialElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As anyone in publishing will tell you, women do not resist reading books by men, but men will often dismiss books by women. This is not a publishing problem or a failure to target men. It's a misogyny problem. 362114082241
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I have never and will never eat a banana split. If you try to reply with banana split propaganda I will take out a restraining order upon you. 110
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 27/07/2026They turned their faces away from the howls and gnashing of teeth that would have forced them to face the reality of his fall. Honesty forces accountability, so they created their own truths. They refused to see the blood and hair on the floor of the madhouse. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Buzz Aldrin pissed on the Moon. You got your hair combed back and your Sunglasses on baby I can tell you my love for you will still be strong After the boys of summer, have gone 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I wish I believed in a god that answered prayers because with the amount of people asking for the same thing to happen as soon as possible, it couldn’t be ignored, and we’d all be free of that dipshit right now. 020
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It must be so unbelievably exhilarating if you are Jason Vorhees and you’re just waiting patiently for a teenage camper to turn around and realize you were standing behind them the whole time!!! 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I can tell when she’s fired up at me when I ask her if she’s had a good weekend and she replies, “So what if I did?” 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My Lilliputian wife exasperated: For the 20th time —quit talking about how huge his turds must be!!!!! 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I used to daydream about what I’d do if I could start over at 16, but in Skyrim every reroll I’m an archer thief so there’s that. 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 18/07/2026And you may ask yourself…”Well..how did I get here?” 010
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 17/07/2026After another week visiting the US, you could almost convince me we don’t have schools if it wasn’t for all the shootings. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I’m 55 years old and I’ve never seen my own butthole. What could I possibly gain from seeing a 55 year old man’s butthole? 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Seriously how the fuck do people look at Trump, Vance, Rubio, and Hegseth and be like yeah i fuck with them they totally look like they have my best interests in mind. 000
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The whole world is blaming the US loss on Trump, but the fact is he inherited this team from Joe Biden. 110
jfarren.bsky.social @jfarren.bsky.social · 07/07/2026They should do a raffle for charity to see who gets to pull the plug on McConnell. 010
