jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Was hauling ass to get to the main library with five minutes of lunch break left before an afternoon meeting and then looked over to check my side mirror and ohhhhh nooooooo. 160
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Currently pressed up against my side while bathing AGGRESSIVELY. 140
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 10/10/2026www.reddit.com/r/XLOV/s/0rL... godDAMN girl leave some gender for the rest of usreddit.comFrom the XLOV community on Reddit: 261005 Rui bubble updateExplore this post and more from the XLOV community 000
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This weekend I am: -making a Halloween wreath -not putting it up until after it is no longer fucken wimdy out 110
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We’re catching the very outer edge of Isiais and the wind is literally howling. I’m sitting on the porch with a snack, a drink, and a three-day weekend ahead of me wondering if it would be rude to door dash tacos in this wind instead of going to pick them up myself. 020
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 09/10/2026How do I make myself have the “yeah I could do that probably” confidence I suddenly gain while shopping in an art supply store when I am no longer shopping in an art supply store? Anyway now I have a bunch of oil pastels and no clear plan of how to use them. 030
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Welcome to October in New Orleans, we’re either going to have a lovely cool weekend or a late-season hurricane weekend and as of right now no one knows which. 🙃 030
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They didn't have to make the Cheshire Cat laugh like that. youtu.be/hTLOlf5My6w?...youtu.beAlice in Wonderland - Most Everyone's Mad HereYouTube video by Next Best Thing 110
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 05/10/20261) I’ve been wanting to draw more because I would like to be better at drawing and in order to do that I have to, yk, practice drawing and 2) every October I see people doing 31 days of whatever and I’m like “man I want to do something like that”, thus: I am committing to 31 shitty little doodles. 170
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Trader Joe’s snacks I have tried since I moved to a place 5 minutes from one (and thus started doing snack runs there) have been hit or miss and sometimes I don’t see what the hype is, but the ketchup potato chips? I will actually eat a whole bag at once if I don’t stop myself. 111
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(cw: sexual assault) Maybe it’s the fact that I’m seeing this at 10:30 at the end of a long week but my primary emotional response right now is just: Jesus Christ, I’m so tired. 170
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I fear I need to examine the ducks in person to decide which one is which member. 141
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the scream I FUCKING SCRUMPT XLOV us tour in December? THIS December the december happening in less than three months? 100
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rubbernecking bachelorette party drama on the streetcar home. One girl just barked “HEY. watch your MOUTH.” into her phone in a Southern/country accent with such authority I nearly apologized to her from across the street. I hope she’s the maid of honor. 050
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*with the caveat that I don’t think I’ve seen any other Oscar buzz performances this year* give Pattinson his GOTdam oscar 100
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do I want to go see Primetime tonight and save the new Resident Evil for when I can watch it at home or the other way around. I feel like RE might benefit more from being seen in a theater but I am currently feeling more tense thriller than T-virus monsters. 000
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The online discourse about the mask-required lesbian bar in western Mass that's catching hell for trying to implement one mask-optional night a week to keep from going out of business is leading me down avenues I never wanted to go down. 120
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 23/09/2026-hey I wonder if any of the branches that were closed for facilities issues when I left are back open now -they aren't -but one more is closed -we currently have 8 of 15 branches in the city closed -anyway vote in your local elections and support candidates that will prioritize local infrastructure 020
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For real though, this was a really good and really needed trip—first big family beach trip we took since my mom got diagnosed, and we made it a good one. Now I am staring down the barrel of 105 unread emails and I’m going to scream. 060
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Back at work instead of running away to be a beach hippie and I think that’s very brave of me tbh. 060
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have bided my time and laid the groundwork and now I am springing the trap (telling my cousin who’s into weird indie music he should listen to RM’s solo stuff.) 121
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me: I am not too high to put in the door code for the condo and therefore I am not too high to be around my parents. Also me: YES we need more bagel bites. We only have one box of them. Let me put it this way: if anyone besides me wants a bagel bite, we need more. 050
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A lot of the beach trips in my life have been Friday-Sunday or Monday night which only gives you one or two full days at the beach depending but this one is Thursday-Monday which means it is Saturday night and I have AN ENTIRE DAY OF BEACH LEFT. Decadent. Luxurious. I live in this pool float now. 150
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I remain the reigning champion of getting a good grade in playing Spotify DJ on the family road trip, a thing that is possible to achieve and normal to want. 130
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Family beach trip starts tomorrow and things are crazy at work but I refuse to feel bad about taking more time off because I put the requests in back in June when I thought September would be, yk, calmer than summer. 150
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026*runs in, frazzled, breathing hard, papers spilling out of my unsecured briefcase* hey sorry I’m late LICH MCCONNELL has anyone made that joke already or 030
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 13/09/2026www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83awJkU/ Just watched Taehyung manhandle a bottle of soju and the first thought that formed in my head was “me next” so I think I need to drink some water and put myself to bed.tiktok.com#jinro #greengrape #v #taehyung_bts TikTok video by Tattii 100
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Cut myself off from VPR for the night and am now getting deep in my BTS OT7 feelings, by which I mean I am watching the DNA MV and thinking about how a couple of years after this they decided to all get soulmate tattoos. 000
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Fortune Cookie: Me, an elder millennial on September 11th, 2026: yeah I fucken KNOW. 040
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mang coffee cup and Gudetama squishy help me lock the fuck in for my remaining two hours of work. Help me, Mang coffee cup and Gudetama squishy. 010
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m into season 4 of Vanderpump Rules which puts me intk watching for the first time instead of rewatching territory, and the best summary I have seen of this show remains “yeah, the girls are a little crazy, but the boys need to be EXECUTED”. 110
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I only had to work two days this week and I am dragging myself toward 5pm by my fingernails. Planning to have a very chill birthday weekend on account of it being bookended by vacations (family beach trip next weekend) and also I am literally still recovering from LA. 101
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 11/09/2026what the fuck is going on why is rapline the fucking sisterhood of the traveling slutty black tank top 000
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 10/09/2026girl help I'm being asked to lock in and do my job after six days of vacation. 060
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Got home late last night. Took today off work and when I put the leave request in it felt like an indulgence but lol turns out it was EXTREMELY necessary.static.klipy.comSleepy Tired StatusALT: Sleepy Tired Status 120
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It only hit me like the night before I left that this was the first time I’ve gone out of town since I got this guy. He’s fine but suffice to say there was some separation anxiety. 1100
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Before BTS, after BTS, and this morning. Technically speaking I am alive. 060
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 07/09/2026hey my friend Jungkook wants to show you his art project that he made and you BETTER be nice about it. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8cnJoos/tiktok.comBye, Jung Kook 👋🥹 BTS close out their final North American show on the Arirang world tour #jungkook #bts #arirang #arirangworldtourTikTok video by billboard 040
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 07/09/2026www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8cnJgb8/ no seriously I fear the rituals have become a bit TOO intricate.tiktok.comidc what anyone says butter is a bop and they have sm fun with the performance!!! #btsla #arirangtour #jungkook #taehyung #jin TikTok video by michelle 𖧷⋆˙⟡ 000
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 07/09/2026#btsla Taehyung said he wanted us to get real loud, said “I want no voices left”, and raised his eyebrow at us so, uh, RIP me. 110
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Opted out of standing in line outside Sofi in the rain to sit outside Sofi in the rain and eat overpriced but delicious brisket nachos while I listen to soundcheck happen in the distance. 120
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Full haul from today including a very normal number of plushies, a blind bag keychain for spooky season, and a bonus observatory souvenir hat. 140
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So aside from entering a fugue state at Line Friends today, there were delicious crepes, Griffith Observatory with LA cousin and her baby (we got SO much baby time it was so great), and cocktails and dinner at LA cousin’s husband’s bar. I am SLEEPY but very good day and excellent BTS Eve. 160
jez @jezrana.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And then I blacked out and spent $130 at Line Friends in Hollywood (haul pics later since right now I am in a car driving to the Griffith Observatory). 020