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Nothing says "Nobel Peace Prize" like threatening to destroy Southern California thrice.

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My favorite Texas barbecue used to be brisket, but now it's Trump in San Antonio.

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California is something Trump can't stand.

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Stop comparing Trump to Hitler! Hitler never threatened Germany with nuclear weapons. #Iran

If anyone deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, it's whoever tampers with his golf cart brakes. #Iran

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It'll be the greatest day since Hitler died.

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If anyone deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, it's whoever serves him that last triple-bacon cheeseburger.

Televangelists need a pastry chef, because there's one less Bakker.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dear Iran: Los Angeles is located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in Washington, DC.

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A Chicago hot dog is mustard, relish, tomato, celery salt, and Peter Cetera jizz.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If Tom Cruise wants a guaranteed hit, might I suggest 'Far and Away 2.'

Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The guy who sang "St. Elmo's Fire" and "Naughty Naughty" canceled our golf game, but that's John Parr for the course.

Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dunno who played with Drive-By Truckers last night, but his face rings Isbell.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Haven't seen the new Anne Hathaway/Dakota Johnson flick, but I hear it's Verity good.

Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Eric Schmitt's favorite Star Wars movie is Empire Records.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why is Kid Rock's new LP called 'Halfway to Jesus' and not 'The REALLY White Album?'

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Social Reckoning is fine, but I prefer The Social Lifes Rich Pageant.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rod Stewart will retire from touring. Some people won't miss him, but Maggie may.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The false memory of having written a Barry Manilow song is called The Mandy-ella Effect.

Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If Talarico's really a good luck charm, the next game he attends should be Texas vs. Trump's heart meds.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's National Chocolate Milk Day, but you better act Quik.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The best part of Avengers: Endgame Encore is when they come back out and sing "Born to Run."

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Either my tickets are fake, or I'm gonna see Oasis in Sheboygan and Little Rock.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why is it called 'Whalefall' and not 'All's Whale That Ends Whale.'

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why is the Elon documentary called 'Musk' and not 'The Reich Stuff?'

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nirvana's 'Nevermind' was released on this day in 1991... so Happy 35th to that year's best album, Teenage Fanclub's 'Bandwagonesque.'

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Trump's approval ratings are somewhere between Battlefield Earth and Joanie Loves Chachi.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Only six VIP tickets were sold for Kid Rock's Patriots Day Freedom Fest, and now I need to get rid of them 😞

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not saying Trump's lost his mind, but he also banned Highlights Magazine, Dynamite and Teen Beat.

Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lauren Boebert celebrates Yum Keep Her.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I once knew a Catholic Prius who catalytic converted to Judaism.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just saw a 10-foot spider, but thank GOD it was only a Halloween decoration.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Maybe I *shouldn't* have scheduled Yom Kippur services at Golden Corral?

Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lauren Boebert and Kash Patel walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Must be Ladies Night... and possibly Farm Animals Night."

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You can't just keep cremated ashes at home. You have to urn it.

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Slow Pulp is just like Pulp, except it takes them 5 hours to sing "Common People."

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Nazis were defeated in 1945. History repeats itself November 3rd. #VoteBlue

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Jeremy Levy @jewgravy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If Texas turns Blue, a lotta folks will owe me money... from a bet I made 20 years ago.