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Wiseacre

@jewelia.bsky.social
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“If I was Eddie Vedder would you like me any better?”

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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Logging on to see the post I made about my daughter commenting on her schools instagrams about ai has been reposted 8x and now has 85 likes. I always said she would rule the world one day, turns out being the leader of the resistance against ai is more up her alley
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ac is working again but he said it’s most likely the air flow system, because it’s getting choked out with such a small intake.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If things can stop going wrong for just a long time I would appreciate it. First the Tahoe had the gear linkage cable slip. Then the Camry had a leaking condenser(thankfully under warranty). Then my veneers broke and cracked and I’m out $3600 in Mexico getting them fixed. Now my house AC is out 😩😩
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My boyfriend just discovered that 10yrs ago U2 invaded Apple Music listeners with their album and it’s currently the only album he has on Apple Music
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When your daughter is gonna lead the resistance against the AI war one day
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Los Algodones, Baja California, Mexico
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Labor Day weekend grilling. Flank steak with hot honey, maple & bourbon glazed shrimp. I also roasted veggies and black truffle Parmesan garlic potatoes
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m over summer. Correction, I’ve been over summer. Give me fall, and cooler temps and flannel and jeans and hoodies. I want to make soup and fall pastries. Arizona summers can kiss my ass. Give me fall and winter.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Had quite the morning. Was taking my man his lunch and stopped at circle k to get a drink for him and when I got in the Tahoe to drive off, the lever just dropped. Called tow truck(thankfully they’re homies) and he reattached the gear linkage cable and followed me to safety haha. My man has it now😅
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s been quite the adventurous weekend.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Birthday weekend kicking off
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ac is out at work. They’re trying to work on it, but I feel like I’m in a sauna. Heat advisory outside and inside 🤣😩🙃
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
1/3: Zoe started school on Monday, as I’m driving up to her school she tells me “ma, turn down the music. I’m gonna get bullied.” And I go, “if these little 8th graders don’t like Santa Monica by Everclear, they have issues.” She still begged me, saying “please ma.” So I obliged.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Eye update: It’s been 5 days since my corneal abrasion. The swelling/puffiness has gone down, however I still have some pain and sensitivity to light. I swear, I thought I hated the sun before this, I hate it even more now. Everything is super bright and hurts my eye to look at.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I scratch my eye ball taking my contacts out on Wednesday night and now it hurts to have my eyes open and I have to wear glasses for the foreseeable future. It’s also 117*. I hate it here right now .
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Went to a party with my fella tonight❤️
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𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪𝕌𝕠𝕗𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥 @therealestjmark.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
🎼🎶 Tomorrow we can scrounge around this town, and let the cops chase us around! The trash is gone but something might be found to take its place! Hey, Jimothy! 🎵🎶
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@raccoonhourly.bsky.social please fill my feed with photos and videos of Jimothy. 🥺🙏
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
All good things come out of Seattle, Jimi Hendrix, grunge, Jimothy…
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@therealestjmark.bsky.social I want it
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me realizing it’s been a few days since I last posted: “ah fuck, I’m gonna have to post something so they know I didn’t abandon them again.”
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Has anyone else’s asthma been worse lately? I went from basically never needing my rescue inhaler unless I was sick or running(sports related asthma) to needing my inhaler at least once a day to multiple times a day now.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What a match between Swiss and Colombia
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gutted for Egypt. Was hoping they’d knock out Argentina
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Portugal getting knocked out of the world cups makes everything so much better
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mexico match was hard to watch. Hate to say it, but Mexico looked too comfortable in the first half and allowed two goals in less than 2 mins and then spent the rest of the match scrambling to get back. Cheers to England, they definitely looked like they wanted it more tonight.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Took this the other night. I thought it reminded me of an UFO. #TheTruthIsOutThere #IWantToBelieve
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
One of these days I’ll recreate this picture of my grammie on her Bday(July 4th) at her beloved diamondbacks game taking a swig from my uncles beer. Happy heavenly bday, grammie. You are missed every day, but especially today. *fun fact, I’m named after her too.*
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That Argentina vs Cabo Verde match. WOW.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Today is my Friday. Tomorrow the food prepping for July 4th begins. I’m making: Main course: Cherry chipotle bbq ribs Honey mustard potato salad Parmesan garlic mashed potatoes Smoked Gouda and cheddar homemade Mac and cheese Baked beans Elote Dessert: S’mores pudding pie Pray for me 🤣🙃🤣🙃😬😬
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Who all is watching the World Cup and what teams are y’all supporting? You already know I’m supporting Mexico, baby! *I was also supporting Germany but we won’t talk about what happened yesterday. Still not ready to talk about it*
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m back guys. Old phone was having storage issues and I had to sacrifice some apps. Got a new phone now and can finally download all of the apps again
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Jennifer @jennknut.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Wake up. Pick up kids. Do house chores. Watch a murder. Make cookies. Run errands. Make dad’s bday gift. Hear govt officials slander victim. Do laundry. Wash dishes. Tear up at the victims reading last honors to a vet. Put kids to bed. USA.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
After I don’t know how long, I’m back. Probably wasn’t missed, but oh well.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
It was an exciting afternoon at work, filled with these search puzzles. Even the manager got in on it. To make it more fun, we timed ourselves. Yes, I really got paid to do search puzzles today.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Just so we’re clear, I don’t work out to look good. I work out so I can carry my 70lb pitbulls into the vets office because even though they’re labeled as fighting dogs, they’re honestly the biggest babies in the world and refuse to walk on a leash.
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Wiseacre @jewelia.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Working out in the mornings so you have energy for the day is a scam, I’m still tired, bro.
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