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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and what if I don't know what all the fancy cured meats are?? we'll have to leave
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is typing faster? The docs dictating their notes used to run laps around my typing ass
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
best link i can make is like, that's how he thinks people get over his big beautiful border wall? climb up, fall down
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the theater i go to has been playing 6-9 for years now
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what's the hit rate on someone proclaiming "I'm really smart"
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
someone correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't pharmaceutical advertising a strictly american thing?? it seems like it shouldn't even have a utility at all - it's not my job to know what meds i should take! - but they sure spend a lot on it
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
brb, gonna go have a david
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh man, mentioning him being a future Jet just makes me think he's Name-Brand Christian Hackenberg
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i gained a newfound appreciation for jack black having randomly watched bernie and "the d train" ten years ago not sure the d train has aged that well but it almost killed me
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one time the Internet told me to carbonize shitty whiskey and I'll never believe it again
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought it bungled the ending worse than GoT
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have forgotten almost everything about that show except for the limes thing, somehow
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ugh I thought it was a recreation but turns out it's lazier than that
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Robert Pattinson in the kitchen of image
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The show that convinced me to watch whatever weird ass shit Steven Conrad ever comes out with from here on out
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
to get gold like this apparently
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i kinda think it'd be a better bit if he was fat
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this was the role i was born for time to read some explainers!
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I ran out of cash one time when I visited Cuba and I felt like the dumbest boy of all time Turns out!! I could basically teach a class on Cuba
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sports really are beautiful sometimes
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Initially I thought that was a blurry pangolin lol
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
great now I have two things in common with him
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why is the Boston local news reporting on this
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
do they have to get anything perfect to fuck shit up
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what does my depression have to do with this
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*whose
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
who's that
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
right, which rules. but they were also notably ready for some bullshit, which is what i'm saying
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
no, my response was to minimizing any potential interference on election day "be ready for some bullshit" feels more useful than "they're not allowed to do that"
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh no for sure i'm not saying it's a *good* strategy, but if they can haphazardly toss x number of votes due to postmarking bullshit, than y for registration shit or w/e, why not also try to get another chunk by messing around the day of?
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh no, my starting position is we should be ready for them *to try* i'm not even claiming fucking with polling places is the #1 thing to do, but each dumbass thing that tosses some votes adds up
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is running through the specifics of the fantasies lol, but a couple 80yo volunteers scaring em off might not be wildly effective 100% of the time i'm just more of the "be ready for some bullshit" camp vs "they CANNOT stop you, you are protected by the constitution"
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
nope! only need one chud w a wand saying "there's a credible threat against this polling place" to do the slowest TSA style checkpoint i also wouldnt have expected they'd change "how mail gets postmarked" so i really have no idea what's plausible. just seems weird to minimize any of the routes imo
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i meant aren't all these scenarios fantasy until they do them, lol. i dunno what they'll try! but if idk why "illegal security theater" at targeted polling places would be out of bounds for the chuds
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sure, but if you gotta get to work in 20 minutes and they set up a security checkpoint that'll take 3 hours to get through? it's gonna cause some people to get outta line, and i don't think blaming them is the move
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
most people don't vote as it is, throwing up any sort of added resistance to it certainly can make a difference maybe they just decide they're gonna do security theater at polling places that're projected to go 80-20 to democrats, do you think everyone's willing to stand in line for hours? i don't
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i think it just minimizes what most people's relationship to voting is stormtroopers at polling places certainly won't dissuade everyone but that's not what it has to do!
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
damn i would've taken the under at a minute, just missed
nine one one what is your emergency

what do you mean they're stopping you from voting

that's illegal people can't do that
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i kept clicking on quote tweets in that until i eventually made it to this one and oh my god bsky.app/profile/donk... the first screenshot could be a cumtown bit, the second a dril tweet and i dont wanna think about the third anymore
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i remember going through a list of potential scholarships for college in the mid aughts and "read these ayn rand books and write an essay about why they rule" was one of the more lucrative ones good thing i was lazy tho, i coulda turned out a shithead
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
he talks about still wanting to make The Fountainhead movie in the interview he also said it was as popular in the 50s as Harry Potter is now, which...that can't be right
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
that was the best one b/c it was literally just called "dog"
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i know nothing about his polls - maybe they're good! - i just know *he* sucks
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
can someone let me know if norah asked him how much the war costs?? because she REALLY seemed to care how much it cost when it was related to keeping people alive
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
he's going woodley mode! xcancel.com/martinmherli...
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm the hat-man
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
but if The Teacher asks me a question i need to answer it in the best way possible to persuade the most Median Voters
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I really want to tell you who that creature is
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the first 45 minutes was maybe the best of anything I've seen all year And then...not the WORST but what the hell happened
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jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social @jetpackhulahoop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i thought i saw they also had new handles on non-meta owned platforms, which makes me think they just got paid a shiiiiiiiiiitton of money for them
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