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Does anyone know if horse meat tastes like beef?

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You know what I'm sure gets soldiers' morale up? Serving on a carrier named after a draft dodger. Nothing says High-T more than that.

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Darline Nordone is a euphemism for "not my thing."

I was in my mid-40s with my entire life ahead of me when this fucking guy came down his golden escalator. Now I'm in my mid-50s and I just want it all to stop, please.

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"DSA" is the new right-wing, fear-mongering, culture war distraction this election cycle intended to divide the Left. And to some degree it's working.

I could tell you "many people are saying that Natalie Harp keeps a Donald Trump skin suit she's made out of found pieces of our rotting president," and probably more than half of you would believe me. Bitch is seriously looney tunes.

"Travels with Natalie: A Memoir" —By Donald Trump With forwards by Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un, and Mojtaba Khameini (*Self-published on Amazon)

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We're canceling our advanced drone initiative, and the Navy just announced we're canceling having experts on the frontlines in Ukraine, the biggest war since WWII, address our troops, because there's nothing more High-T than a US soldier kept in the dark from modern warfare. Jfc.

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There's not a single aspect of American life that the Trump administration doesn't want to destroy. Farms, destroyed. Healthcare, destroyed. Economy, destroyed. Military, destroyed. Green energy, destroyed. Regulation and oversight, destroyed. And we just let him do it. Crazy.

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The thing about Scott Bessent is that no matter how much he fucks our economy and the world's, he'll still be worth $500 million.

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Maybe it's just me, but paying considerably more for food that might kill you is not making America great again.

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I think we all believe that nobody in Trump's life could possibly love him, but I have to say that I'm starting to believe Natalie Harp actually might.

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So Trump thought he could just have a blonde printer sycophant crazy person with him wherever he goes, and we all wouldn't notice? Dude is seriously cooked.

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We were probably never going to win that seat in Kentucky anyway, but pretty sure we can all pour one out (or not) to Mitch tonight. Dude is effectively dead.

Mitch McConnell is as dead as you can be without being dead yet, and his staff should be forced to take the fall.

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"Travels with Natalie" should be the title of his memoir that nobody will read, including himself, because he'll be alongside Mitch McConnell by the time it's written and published.

jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I grew up in the 1970s and 1980s and I honestly don't remember hating people like we do now.

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How exactly do you claim something as your own territory that you can't even control? I don't think that's how it works.

jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It's crazy to think that all of our lives kind of depend on how Natalie Harp treated the president late last night.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It's a small detail, but why would you reinforce the front door of the White House? Seems weird to me.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

When the Democratic leaders of both the House and the Senate are against Medicare for All, it just tells me they're against their fellow citizens having the same benefits as themselves. Jeffries and Schumer must go.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Why does Joe Biden still control everything?

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Trump is r*ping this country in every way he knows how. He's fucking us. He's fucking our children. And he's fucking their children. And we just let him do it.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Holy shit, Jason Arday found dead tonight. Not suspicious at all.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Yes, America has the most powerful military in the world, but thankfully we have no fucking idea what we're doing.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Yeah, I know I lie a lot, do horrible things every day, waste all your money on my pet projects, and love grabbing women by the pussy and raping "beautiful" children, but fuck, people let me do it.

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If the USS Abraham Lincoln story tells me anything, it's that Republicans can do literally anything they want—no matter how unethical, immoral, or vile—and this country doesn't bat an eye. If this were happening under a Democratic administration, fucking heads would be rolling.

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I am so sick of billionaires thinking any of us outside of the financial media gives a single fuck what they have to say.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

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Phang: So for this federal judge to be at his wit's end, but to still be giving the grace to these people to do the right thing, shows that he's really laying the foundation for them to be held in contempt.

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Feral momma cat and her three kittos in the backyard. Haven't named them yet, but as soon as I do, they'll have to be rescued. Ready for dinner earlier today. #NorthPhillyFerals 😻

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/08/2026

We are not their clients. They see us as rabble. #FuckAmazon

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NEW: Judge Sullivan spent the final 30 minutes of the Phang v Blanche Epstein files hearing telling a story of the one time he had to hold DOJ lawyers in contempt. He says he's done it before, and he'd rather not do it again, but he will if he needs to. "It's not a threat, it's a promise."

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Followed back everyone following me, for the first time in forever. Got carried away b/c 🦋 has no limits on how many you can follow back, like that other place does. So probably followed a few crypto bros, sex bots, and people who haven't posted a thing yet. But I will find you eventually.

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Marco Rubio was an absolute pussy when he was in Congress, as well as a candidate for President, and that is exactly why Trump chose him for Secretary of State. Because he knew Little Marco would roll over for belly rubs, and wear shoes that were three sizes too large.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Just watching the Hunter Candace interview tonight, and this shit is gold. What a great interview.

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Who manufactures the shock gloves?

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

TEAM CAFETERIA CART: - Pete Hegseth - Dan Scavino - Walt Nauta - Natalie Harp TEAM DECOY: - Everyone else

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Not only is ICE fitted in the latest tactical gear, equipped with military-grade weapons, allowed to break any and all laws they wish, wear face masks, and not required to show ID, we're now going to outfit them with electric shock gloves. Our very own Congress did this to us.

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jethro. 🗯️ @jethrostudio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Pretty sure Karolyin' Leavitt just wanted to be able to wear her crucifix necklace again without it burning.