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JetGrind

@jetgrindfuture.bsky.social
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Semi-Retired Video Game Commentary Boy, Occasional Mashup Maker, Former Champion of the Peanut Podium. He/Him. 30something. may retweet labelled 18+ art occasionally. BLOCKS ALL NEW FOLLOWERS WITH 0 POSTS OR AI ART Profile art by freydraws.bsky.social!

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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AWESOME notification from Humble Bundle today
a Gmail notification from Humble Bundle with a cut off headline reading "A collection of spooky ass..."
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dunno man, I just think it's so cool that I can sit outside with this and it looks fine
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah I'm gonna need infinite fanart of this Absolute Wonder Woman look ASAP please
Diana (Wonder Woman) reading a book and drinking coffee in a loose red top without shoulders and black sweat pants
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
turns out it's a stomach flu. here's boy lunch.
a jar of peanut butter with a single cracker sticking out of the top. a bag of crackers sits next to the peanut butter waiting to be eaten.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I preordered Control Resonant's deluxe edition last night not because I want the extra goodies and not because I'll really be able to take advantage of the early access, but simply because I wanted to give Remedy more of my money. I've become this comic for real.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's a good thing I have no qualms with looking a little ridiculous because it's raining out and I picked the silliest way to protect the frozen pizza I bought for dinner while I walk home
this frozen pizza under my sweater makes me look like I have the most square tits anyone has had since the SNES
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
anyone looking to start a sisterhood of the traveling plants?
a flower vase shaped like blue denim pants and beige shoes
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
oh brother this STINKS
link in the new ocarina of time remake looking like the world's ugliest baby
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
holy shit VORE.MP4 isn't the highest view Kingdom Hearts episode anymore. it's beautiful...
my top 6 YouTube videos by view. Kingdom Hearts episode 9, VORE.MP4 is now number 3, while Birth by Sleep episode 5, Standard Giantess Stuff, is now at number 2.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a Hot Topic opened up near me and it's payday so like. why not?
Me, JetGrind, standing in my brand new sweater that mirrors the design of Roxas in Kingdom Hearts 2.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
damn, 31 likes?
banger tweet, milord.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I paid basically nothing for a great condition plushie of my son and then an hour later found out this thing is 20 bucks brand new. now that's what I call The Good Shit.
a hand in compression gloves holds a plushie of classic Sonic the Hedgehog. a shadow on the ground in frame appears to be taking the photo you're witnessing right now. the plushie is so fat.he has joined the congregation on top of my 4k movie collection along with some pokemon and Shadow the Hedgehog cosplaying as Batman.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
damn, 9 likes?
banger tweet, milord.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
please ignore my messy kitchen and shower hair as I post the first photo of myself without a shirt anyone has seen in nearly a decade. I've slimmed down from this job so much that I'm no longer embarrassed by my own body! it's nice!
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hey check out this funny bottle opener I found at work today
a metal bottle opener attached to the end of a girthy wooden cock. longer than my hand, really. which isn't saying THAT much when I wear size small gloves.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
well due to exhaustion and it raining way too badly all weekend for my arthritic mother to be outside, we weren't really able to be around for too much of the pow wow. at least my hair looked great yesterday though!
a man with long hair sits in a chair, his back turned to the camera, hair braided and leaning over the back of the chair. if you could see his face in the photo you'd probably say he's pretty handsome. like at least a 7, really.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
we're pretty close to the screen to the point that I had to use my fisheye lens and I still don't have the full screen lmao
an incredibly unflattering shot of an actor from the new paw patrol blown up and low angled on an IMAX screen
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
went bowling for the first time in over a decade and I can't say I'm good at it but I can say I had a lot of fun!
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
visited a Toronto pop culture landmark purely so I could do a stupid bit
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
what a weird little creature this thing is.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can't muster up the energy to feel anything about a Marvel/Star Wars crossover finally happening. instead I'm just laughing at them calling it "Hope Assembles." just the most lazy and terrible name they could have picked. beautiful.
the cover to the Star Wars and Marvel crossover comic, "Hope Assembles". Luke Skywalker stands in front of a bunch of Marvel heroes, all doing funny poses. Biggs and Wedge are in the background too for some reason.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
maybe don't put me in charge of the clues in the future
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NUMBER ONE: Black Holes and Revelations I don't gotta be the one who tells you this is Muse's best album. if you've ever listened to a Muse album in full, it's likely this one. it has Knights of Cydonia on it. absolute heater from top to bottom, not a single wasted second. PEAK MUSE.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NUMBER TWO: Absolution sometimes an album loses some steam at the last few songs and you don't care because songs 1-10 were absolute knockouts. have you ever FELT the bassline on Hysteria before? half the top 10 songs Muse has put out are on this album! it's THAT good!!!
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NUMBER THREE: The Wow! Signal maybe it's just because I was really excited to be hearing good music again after Simulation and People but fuck, man. Muse should have just gone full prog years ago. feels like they woke up one day and remembered "wait, we made Knights of Cydonia! fuck this pop shit!"
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NUMBER FOUR: The 2nd Law local dance rock fan thinks the dance rock album is good, news at 11. I can sorta see why this album at the time had mostly negative reception but Muse has made such shitty music since then that I hope this album gets a positive reappraisal at some point.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NUMBER FIVE: Origin of Symmetry barely only clears Showbiz because Plug In Baby is an absolute all timer. otherwise it's Showbiz 2, for better and worse. I wish I had more to say but this album genuinely left me feeling very little.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NUMBER SIX: Showbiz it's a good debut album! I kinda have nothing else to say about it. it's fine! they got better! and worse!
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NUMBER SEVEN: Drones honestly there's some good riffs and moments on this album, but the mixing is genuinely horrendous and Matt's anti-war lyrics have literally nothing to say but that he thinks war is bad. Drones wants you to think it has bite but forgot it's dentures at home.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NUMBER EIGHT: The Resistance Muse seemingly had no idea what they wanted to do after BH&R blew up. the album is just half baked attempts to evolve with zero confidence. it's saved from the bottom by Unnatural Selection, but still low because I Belong To You is the worst song they've ever released.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NUMBER NINE: Will of the People Described as a "greatest hits album - but with new songs", Muse released an album made up entirely of half baked pastiches of their career to date with songs that wouldn't make the cut as deluxe edition filler. at least it sounds like Muse.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NUMBER TEN: Simulation Theory Every single time Muse tries making a pop song, it's the worst song on the record. this is an entire record of Muse trying to make pop songs. there genuinely isn't a single good song on this entire record. absolute dogshit from top to bottom.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
he's so perfect...
Fermi, a corgi in a racecar wearing glasses similar to Kamina from Gurren Lagann. yes the dog races the car. yes you can play as the dog racing the car.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
damn they put the Tekken slow motion finish into SF6?
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
hands down the funniest speedrun thumbnail I've ever seen
Dracula speaks to Alucard in Symphony of the Night, "Matthew 15:26. I believe."

the video this is a thumbnail of is a world record Symphony of the Night speedrun by Dr4gonBlitzDaily of 15:26.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I kinda forgot my phone bill was coming out of my account today and I kinda have no food at home for dinner tonight, so I could REALLY use some help here.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
seriously what the hell is a cutscene like this doing in a Borderlands game???
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Denshattack! may be the coolest game ever made and I'm barely in world 2.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
also shout-out to Radiant Black by Kyle Higgins, the guy who saved the Power Rangers franchise with Shattered Grid. it's a super sentai series about middle age adult fuck ups trying to rebuild their lives while also tasked with saving the world.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
also check out this sick hole in one I landed by total accident
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Walkabout Mini Golf is fun because sometimes your friend says something stupid and you can see everyone doubling over in laughter
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
WE STILL DON'T KNOW SEPHIROTH
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
grabbed a peculiar pair of books from the library today!
on the left, Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone by Benjamin Stevenson. on the right, The Book of Elsewhere by Keanu Reeves and China Miéville.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
been feeling pretty self-confident lately so I thought I'd post a photo of myself. hope y'all like it!
a blank photo canvas, the kind Bluesky shows you when their images aren't loading correctly (like right now when I posted this dumb joke)
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
had an absolutely buckwild comeback in SF6 last night. the high I got off this one is the reason I play this game.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I got some wild tan lines going on right now.
a photo of my arm with a tan that stops right where a normal short sleeved shirt would hang over
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
literally the guy from Nirvana's In Bloom
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I also wanted to give these two their own post. the woman on the right's jangly bits are all photos and descriptions of local native women who are missing or were murdered. haunting yet powerful imagery for a day about rememberence and celebration.
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JetGrind @jetgrindfuture.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
here's a bunch more photos of outfits and dancing!
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