Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 14hthat's cool, bro, you can keep fucking your horror muppet. I'll be over here with my human wife. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Nothing But Trouble crawled so House of a Thousand Corpses could walk. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026alright Nothing But Trouble is not nearly as bad as I was expecting. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026if your driving results in someone's death, you should be charged with assault with a deadly weapon and murder. 010
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I cannot believe we actually allow ourselves to be ruled by retarded pedophile freaks. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026which killed the film industry harder, the passive acting strike where actors only act as much as they think they're getting paid to, or heartless soulless indies with nothing to say and no meaning? 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026my wife and I will not accept any intimate callers until the sexually transmitted diarrhea plague has passed, I'm afraid. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I hate living in Pink Floyd's machine as described on the album The Wall. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026so is Mamdani gonna arrest the fucking psychopathic chud that disguised itself and shot a man in his city, or do we have to hear a bunch of teary eyed lip service a la Obama and his whoopsie I drone struck a wedding bullshit every day. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026man, I wish my entirely broke and influenceless ass could've solved climate change and fixed international relations. If only poor people had any sort of actual fucking effect politically. Fuckass electoral system. 010
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026being retarded should make it impossible to hold presidency or vice presidency positions, but here we are. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026vibecoding is ruining retro gaming and it's fucked. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026go on and kick the can, man. If you support the following: Bernie Sanders AOC Zohran Mamdani move along, nothing for you here. Kick the can like your idols do. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026any institution that protects rapists cannot, therefore, be considered a place of higher learning; it instead becomes an arena for barbarism. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026vote vote vote they say, but for who? It does not matter that neither party represents me, I guess. It only matters that it represents them. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026fuck the police all day every day ACAB all day every day everywhere every single one. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sheryl Crow's Tuesday Night Music Club is honestly packed with bangers, I love that CD. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When Abed is designing the pillow fort in Community, the plans resemble the blueprints of The Swan Dharma station from Lost. #lost #community #sixseasonsandamovie 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026why are we so nice to people literally destroying the world? Capitalism would have you grovel at the feet at your destroyer. 010
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026JD Vance needs serious advice from the drag community, that wig was awful. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tori Amos, 4 Non Blondes, Sheryl Crow, Indigo Girls CD haul from the thrift store, we lost a badass lesbian. 010
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026he started a war that didn't need to happen and now he's willing to cede land to the people he attacked, America is beyond fucked. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026found a DVD copy of Swiss Army Man at the thrift store so hell yeah. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026SAC PD ARE NAZIS. SAC PD ARE GESTAPO. SAC PD ARE RACISTS. 010
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026hey. America is irreparable. Just thought you should know. 021
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Troll dolls have more brains under their hair than this country. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026live together or die alone. Live for something or die for nothing. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if every billionaire died today, the world would have a massive net benefit and it's not even close. 001
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have a bottle of prewar Stoli that I haven't drank very much of, but I think I'll use it as a celebration bottle once I have a reason to celebrate. 000
Jet Carbon @jetcarbon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I guess I'm just not gonna watch any new media. Sigh. 000