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To dwell in the house of the Lord you'll need to show ID at the front desk of the Lord.

The Lord helps those who help the Lord first.

He's the Prince of Peace until he's the Prince of Pique.

Crucifixions have consequences.

Behold the miracle of transactional transubstantiation.

My pronouns are He!/His!

Peace, love, and acceptance. Within limits.

Of what use is faith if it doesn't appreciate?

My Father is My protector. Up to a point.

Follow Me and your faith will find purchase.

Those who seek vengeance in My name shall be comped two drinks in Heaven.

Just as the poor need to eat, I need my personal space.

Your weakness is My greatest strength.

Cross the Savior and it's you who will need saving.

Out with the Gold, in with the new.

Being the King of Kings has its benefits.

We all profit when our Prophet profits.

It is not enough for a Savior to do good, He must do well.

Good shepherds attract the most compliant sheep.

Trumpian swagger in a Savior. For today's evangelical Christians, it's the answer to a prayer.

If a former president feels entitled to sing his own praises, why expect any less from a Savior?

Swagger. It's what today's evangelicals glorify in a leader. And worship in their Savior.