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MAGAJesus

@jesusmaga.bsky.social
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Son of God, here to save my beautiful people, spread the Word, support my man Donold, i am the Alpha and the Gamma, used to be Omega but got tired of fish oil

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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
#Religion as a Weapon
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
#BidenDidRight
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Lo and Behold 4th largest economy in the world and the Largest food producer in US Thy fertile land can leverage funds and food against the Red States
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
New Edict Thiu Shall Not Let MAGAts Use Porta Potties
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
New Rule : Thou shall not let MAGA use porta potties
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
bsky.app/profile/jesu... He should read his bible
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#FAFOTarriffs
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Praise be - now that is a decree I can get behind
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Well come to think of of it both vaccine and assault weapons deliver anti-body
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Sorry pops but praying is more effective…. I know you dont beleive me but hey it was worth a shot
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#Thanksgiving That holy holiday commemorating how we violated a few conmandments you know like Covet thy negihbor’s… Thou shall not steal… Thou shall not kill… Assimilate brown people…
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It’s chill
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Every Sunday take communion
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It also imposes preying...https://bsky.app/profile/jesusmaga.bsky.social/post/3lbpiq3m7k224
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Then come join my church - the Church of Jesus Cash
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Well if you are the son of dog, you are above the law - signed Dyslexic Jesus
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
And right before that, I turned MAGAts into whiners
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
He tried To change his TV show’s name to Himcules
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Mandate? What mandate?
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Whosoever beleiveth in me will get everlasting wings
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Nah i said free everlasting chicken wings
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
They should just pray.
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MAGAJesus @jesusmaga.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Premature eGaetzulation
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