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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Cuz baby now we got bad mud. You know it used to be mad mud

jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

1925 jobs: oh boy 5am time to move some big rocks back and forth for no reason 2025 jobs: Hawk tuah retrospective video Essay YouTuber 2125 job: they won’t exist because I just pressed a big red button that says “kill all humans.” Whoops!

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Reply to this if we’re friends and I need to follow you

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

torture and chill sessions with your favorite concubine >>> ⓘ This user has lost the Mandate of Heaven.

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Liberal Customer: Could I get a Moccha Fucciato with extra bullshit! Me, fuming angry: Listen here you dumbass fuck— Force ghost of my uncle who touched up on me: Remember patience. Me: man fuck you

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Job in 1994: factory worker. Coal miner. Lady doctor Job in 2024: McDonald AI burger consultant, AI prostitute designer, fortnight player What happened to society?

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

Me: Hello Buttercup 😀 Gonna try this new trend: “Unemployed Heroin Addict Fall” 🥰 Breadwinning GF: *checking her phone* Not seeing any Meg Bitchell tweets about this 🤔 Me, frantically leaving apartment: Girl dinner better be in the oven when I get back

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

Trying to riff with the prosecution and getting really mad he’s not ‘yes and’ing me. Did this clown even take improv classes at “Harvard”

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Woah … samshmouth guy dying was NOT on my 2023 bingo card *checking my card* Oh wait. It was. BINGO!!

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

Get this ijbol nonsense away from me. It’s the scrappy doo of acronyms to lol’s scooby. It’s demonic and possibly satanic also and I hate it

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Love languages…personality types……astrology…if you believe in any of these I have a concept to show you called “Adult Santa Claus.” it’s me in a funny red hat and you give me 500 dollars

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

Clear recent searches ❎ Xanax dark web buy Elmer Fudd in real life Bugs bunny current location Can bugs bunny save you Elmer Fudd Can anyone save you Elmer Fudd wesell pwice MacBook aiw

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 14/08/2023

Can’t wait to get home and stare in the fridge tonight for 1-2 hours

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

Me: Hey bro, check this out 👉📱 --> Viral bait tweet: and for why are you, as a MAN, still using Snapchat past the age of 22 ☠️ gay much? The kid 7500 miles away paid .10¢/hr to make that phone: I just know someone’s reading a banger with this 😭

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

MY BRO: MORON..that was the worst impromptu “Wonderwall” I’ve ever heard 🤦 we can never show our faces at Sock’s Co-op again. ME: i just choked man. I’m so sorry GUY WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS: You think that’s bad. I have no arms or legs

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

phone’s dead 🤦 I’ll use my wits to get home like a true New Yorker *going up to lady* BAZONGAS!! 🤩 *she slaps me so hard I go flying* YES! 🚀 wait 🤨 this isn’t my apartment..*look at giant sign that says ‘Lab to Create COVID 2’* Erm.. 😅 does y’all’s smoke weed

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

Doordash Guy: Food here! 🤨 Are you sniffing me? Her: 💨👃🏼I am assessing your abilities DG: …and? Me: Weak knees🧐 flabby middle, 👈 and rocks for brains 🗒️✍️You’re a prime candidate for “the Surgery” DG: My ass is not getting out of here alive🤦 Me: 😹 DG: 😂 🤔 😭

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

Ice cubes ruin any drink. Pathetic

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

*looking at news story that says ‘TikTok Proven To Lessen Anxiety’* Yup. Looks like the kids are gonna be “all right” 😉 *scrolling to story that says ‘Joe Biden Legalizes Young TikTokers Torturing and Killing All Millennials’* Cheeky tykes 😅

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

I’m going to repost every one of my tweets in order

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

They should rename this site “y”

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

This site could kill twitter right now if it had group chats idk what’s going on

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

Unmm because you don’t get pussy? Yeahhhhhh lol 🤷‍♂️ ladies since there’s no DMs on here just use the replies I’ll respond 👇

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

Just says you don’t have a penis and can’t cum and can’t get hard and will never find love and go 💅🏻 !

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

Sending this was the best way to get laid in 2016

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

Yeah sex work is just like real work .. because I don’t get it 😂

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

My fellow Americans .. let’s go catch some waves

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Badass fucking chicken wearing Jordan’s

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

Alright every the replies of this post will serve as our new gc while twitter is down 👇😆

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 01/07/2023

Alright every the replies of this post will serve as our new gc while twitter is down 👇😆

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 27/06/2023

*gulps* that’s a big Personality

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 20/06/2023

2h Marxism is a science . And so is smoking weed 💭 0 ♻️ 1 ❤️ 30 Are you sure you want to delete this tweet? Cancel Delete 👈 Fuck my life can this day just ducking end 😔 Delete Save draft 👈 Cancel 0s thank god homie’s mom ain’t swallow him 💀

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jestin @jestingtime.bsky.social · 14/06/2023

Italian pontius pilate be like I wash my hands of this … meatball sauce that is ☠️

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