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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 13h

If I had a dollar for every time this week I woke up freezing in the night, convinced myself I have a fever, then waking up and realizing I left a window open and my room is 12°, I'd have $2

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One of my favorite pieces of media is My Dad Wrote a Porno. I'm relistening right now and it's such a treasure. My favorite podcast, and if you've never listened, it's a 10/10, I would highly recommend.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was walking up to my front door and saw a branch that looked exactly like a snake, so I screamed and then took a closer look and realized it's just a branch, then I got my phone out to take a picture of the branch that looks like a snake, to show my sisters how I got jump-scared by a branch

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I had no clue, NO CLUE, that you could buy a bag of toast from the grocery store. Why do people eat chips when you could be eating straight toast

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The absolute hardest part of my job is running the Facebook account. It took me 10 mins to get an acceptable shot of this chicken wearing glasses that my sister's mother in law made me.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My brand new, never been used yet dishwasher is showing an error code bE, so I opened the manual and it says, and I quote "pour 4-8 oz of milk into a shallow bowl, place it in the upper rack, and then run the appliance on the auto cycle"

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is the type of rain they talk about in the bible

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I've only been in my house for a week but I've already nailed showing up at parents' (they live 3km away) at 9:45am on Sunday and acting like it's a coincidence that I popped in right as they were about to make breakfast 🤤

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I have the Sunday scaries but it's about the last week of August. The August awfuls perhaps

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Maybe I'm too woke, but I'm shocked at how bold people are. I came out to the kitchen, looked out the window, and there was a car I didn't recognize driving out my driveway! Not to visit me, not someone I recognized, just coming in to have a gawk I guess?

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I have been in a lot of predicaments this week, none were my fault until this one. I'm packing up the last of my apartment today but all of my clothes have been moved to the new house. I need to go run errands but I have 10 assorted articles and none are pants. I'm wearing swim shorts to the store.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"Proof of delivery" and it's just a bush

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The most embarrassing thing I've found while packing up all my belongings to move: an UNOPENED Amazon package from 2024

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I will post on the work fb page that there's coverage for kids eye exams and it'll get 7 likes. I post that the practice porch goose is in a new outfit and it gets 75 likes. The people long for the goose.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

When I see someone studying at Starbucks I am simultaneously so proud of them and so happy that's not me.

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Sirius Black: I Did My Waiting!

ALT: Sirius Black: I Did My Waiting!

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

There's a post on PEI Reddit where a guy is asking how to meet "older women" and then he qualifies that older women means 28 years old

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I'm In My Prime! Funny Old Man Quote

ALT: I'm In My Prime! Funny Old Man Quote

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I just found out that the hot water tank at work is oil-powered. I discovered this when I got an oil bill for $450 for the month of June, when we did not have the heat on 🤢

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Idk if anyone here is still doing the daily wordle, but whoever picked the word today should be stabbed with a spoon

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Don't talk to me or my chicken ever again

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I've been away all week working 12-14 hour days, and then crashing each night at my parents. I get home to my own house and realize the air conditioner was turned off and it's 29°C in here

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Sabrina Carpenter on Hot Ones

ALT: Sabrina Carpenter on Hot Ones

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Speedrunning life by opening a practice, buying a house, and turning 34 on the same day

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Completely Exhausted

ALT: Completely Exhausted

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I'm staying at a hotel and in the main area beside the bed, there's a viewing window that looks into the shower. I had to ask in the group chat if any other attendees got a room like this, or if they specifically put me in The Pervert Room

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I feel like I'm in an alternate universe because everyone keeps posting these AI generated posters and I'm sitting here like "it's awful though right? Are we pretending we like them? Because they look atrocious." And yet they're everywhere.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I like when my parents' dog hangs out in my room because it means he loves me more than them. He told me that.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

My parents and their friends are playing ten fifteen for two twenty three twenty eight thirty one for two Jessica can you get us some pop fifteen two fifteen four and a pair is six 🤔

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I feel like it's not really fair when people say that PEI smells like cow poop. Objectively, Queens County smells like cow poop. Don't be painting my area with that same brush. Up west smells like rotten potato, which is a completely different smell.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Ever since I was a little girl, I love for my house to be 17° and to be wearing a large hoodie and sweatpants

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I sent a Snapchat to a bunch of my friends about how excited I am for this summer, specifically because I have no plans. I have no bachelorettes, weddings, or baby showers in the calendar, my summer is wide open! And 2 different friends replied "ummm I gotta tell you something" 🧍🏼‍♀️

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I walked into my parents' house and my dad said "do you wanna have a piece of the best cheese I've ever had in my whole life?" and handed me a slice of cheddar

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Have you ever found a pair of glasses where you look at them and go "that's her". These are The Glasses. Look at them. They're not going on the board for sale, they're going right into my pocket.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

One aspect of the English language that drives me insane is that I feel like at least some of bough, cough, rough, dough and through should rhyme, and yet none of them do. Also, the -ough is so weird that the longer I look at this post, the more I convince myself they're all spelled wrong.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I have been living half at my own house and half at my parents' while the new practice is being renovated, and I truly think anyone over 30 who has to stay in their parents' spare bedroom should be entitled to some sort of compensation. It's 9pm and they're blasting bluegrass.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I have made a controversial design decision with the new office. Instead of normal wall-mounted rods for glasses (first picture), I got a cabinet maker to build me oak shelving (second picture). It was a bold move but I think I love them.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I heard a commercial that called the Kentucky Derby "the most exciting two minutes in sports" and I have to admit I had no clue it was that short. I thought it was like NASCAR for horses. I thought it was like two hours.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but thank god none of my friends have gotten engaged lately or are getting married this summer. I did not have it in me.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I love when people present "traveling" as a hobby. Your hobby is you like going on vacation? Why is that socially acceptable but if I put "eating bbq chips" as a hobby, it wouldn't be?

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I have furniture shopped at like 12 places in the past 3 days and I've learned that cream or oatmeal colored Sherpa is very trendy for furniture right now, and god it would be filthy within a month in pretty much any house.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Using an ai generated photo for a Burger Love submission should be an automatic disqualification

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

It really sucks for my upstairs neighbours that they are "the quietest people in the world, they never make any noise" but the um, ghosts in their apartment make them seem really noisy by yelling, stomping, smashing things on the floor and howling like a dog for hours 🤷‍♀️

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

It is very nice for me that the Blue Jays are good at a very "the Maple leafs are bad" time of my life

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Microsoft Word loves to be all up in my face with "this document is read-only, you do not have permission to edit" Girl I wrote this????

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Are they making Takis hotter or am I just more of a wimp than I used to be 🤔

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I have 14 appointments or meetings in 7 days. I'm 4 in, 10 to go. "Start your own practice" they said. "It'll be great" they said.

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Jessica @jesswoodchuck.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Big things happening in my life 👀 Bonus points if you recognize the building 🏦

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Sean McIndoe @downgoesbrown.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Tom WIlson losing a fight to France in the Olympics might be the funniest thing that was even possible.

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