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jessie marie ⌘

@jesstopian.bsky.social
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NYC ➡️ PHX cracking eggs of wisdom since age 5. cubana. hoops fan (SUNS). tech bitch. dope cook. comedy lover. beats worshipper. purposeful sneezer. discerning af.

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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Heyyyyy! It has been a hot minute! Great game tonight 🧡💜
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Good luck, America...
Screenshot of a quote from carl sagan's the demon-haunted world: One of the saddest lessons of history is this: if we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Today is @ridiculouscage.bsky.social birthday so show him some love, suns fam! 🧡💜
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
A cold day in hell feels about right
CNN headline that reads: An Arctic blast will give
Trump the coldest inauguration in 40 years
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I know but man did we need a new big!
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Welcome to Phoenix, Nick Richards 🥲
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Suns are toying with my emotions and I'm allowing it
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Lol yeah I watched aaron rupar's highlights and that was more than enough
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Yeah the rain comment is right before he says "drip, drip, drip" - we're so cooked 🥴
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
"Gulf of America" "Windmills and whales" "Rain comes down from heaven" I'm really not mentally prepared for 4 more years of this bro
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Agreed
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
It had been so long since we got a little hit of dopamine from a suns W
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
They broke up like 2 years ago! Lol
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
What has happened to our franchise player? This is paining me y'all
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Agreed. That court was so fucking cringe
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Reality tv at its finest 🤌🏽
Screenshot of shams charania tweet that reads: The National Basketball Players Association will soon file a grievance to dispute the Miami Heat's seven-game suspension of Jimmy Butler, sources tell me and @WindhorstESPN. The grievance process is lengthy, however, and will likely not stop suspension.
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It would so be the suns luck too 🫠😭
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
KRIS SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID 😭 lol
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Yeah, shit is getting UGLY in miami 🥴
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
"Heat culture"
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Even sweeter that you don't have to worry about a shitty game or work in the morning!
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
This face tho 🥰
Picture of my dog Booker wearing a blue plaid bandanna in my living room looking like a happy good boy
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Suns don't play basketball today so HAPPY friday, my beautiful bsky peeps 😘
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Goodbye 2024 I'm going to bed now 💋
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Haha yup! I actually looked up his age yesterday while watching 😂
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I saw him in the 2024 roast special and thought the same thing. Looks incredible at 61
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Different one (I'm friends with so many aarons lmao)
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Congrats on the raise btw 🎉🥂
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Hell yeah! I'll be at the phoenix show (section 107) with my friend, aaron. Come join the fun!
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Let's compromise with *another miserable saturday night 🫠
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Miserable saturday night for arizona sports
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
😢
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Did I watch the suns game? Yes Do I hate myself? Also yes
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two police officers are sitting at a table talking to each other and one of them is saying `` pain '' .
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
They pulled me back in after the W on wednesday. Yes, I am a fool 🥴
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Suns Affective Disorder is kicking my ass this season
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This team is simply not good, bro
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Psst... hey, suns... it's after christmas, games kinda count now 🙄
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Babygirl is my kind of artsy smut Loved it
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
It was a very merry sunsmas after all 🧡💜
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
BRADLEY BEAL ILY
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Nah watching at home tonight
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Update: this game is fun! 😅
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
All these christmas games have been 🔥
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Seriously, I can't handle a christmas blowout 😒
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Please suns give us a fun game. I beg you, it's christmas ffs 😭
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Love it!
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
How's your christmas going? 🏀🐶🥃
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Sir, a second gummy has hit her system
Image of andy card whispering in george bush's ear on 9/11
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jessie marie ⌘ @jesstopian.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I also have a "nice" headband but I decided to match 2024's overall vibe Merry Christmas y'all 💋
Selfie of me wearing a knit headband that says "naughty"
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